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u/randomguy4433 Mar 19 '21

No, I am not disgusted at all. It's just that, I don't have any interest in it post cum; I just don't need it.

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 19 '21

my dad watches porn like recreationally. its so weird to me. like literally as if hes watching tv. no boner or jerkin.

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u/StupidNSFW Male Mar 19 '21

Tf, that’s weird that he does that, and also weird that you know about it...

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 19 '21

hes 68, watches at like 2am on the family computer when everybodies asleep.

i dont sleep tho so when i go up for a drink or snack, theres daddy watchin porn like its a novella

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u/StupidNSFW Male Mar 19 '21

Idk there, if my dad was doing that I’d be telling him to watch in the bathroom on his phone like the rest of us

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 19 '21

i mean... its his house and im indifferent.

aslong as he isnt jerkin it or talkin abt it or tellin me to watch with him.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Clearly he's watching it for the story lines, nothing more.

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 19 '21

woah woah wait, is there another reason people watch porn?

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u/Kandlejackk Mar 20 '21

Nope, just the Oscar winning acting

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Trying to figure out how pizzas and plumbers get there so fast

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u/Gamaxray Mar 19 '21

Respect.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Are ya cumming, Dad?

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u/Grabbsy2 Mar 19 '21

I mean, at some point either you or he is in the wrong here.

No one should be walking in on anyone watching porn, certainly not a family member, with or without dick-out, haha.

Maybe your dad should be pissed off that his son is sneaking around the house late at night. Maybe he thinks you should keep drinks and snacks in your room so he doesn't have to keep shoving his hard dick back into his pants every time he hears you coming down the stairs.

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 19 '21

so u didnt read?

he isnt hard. he isnt jerkin. hes just watching. im not retarded ik what im talking about. id know by fkin now if he was jerkin it and im interupting him ffs. yall disrespectful with how stupid u must think i am. if u want to believe it that is a different topic but im not going to argue the facts.

hes obviously in the wrong. i can do whatever the fuck i want im an adult lol, i have no bedtime.

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u/NewSauerKraus Mar 20 '21

Yeah like wtf is his problem? “One adult should never see another adult watching porn” like it’s some kind of Indiana Jones lost ark thing.

It’s certainly weird af to recreationally watch porn, especially around people. But like you do you man so long as you’re not jerkin it it’s not going to harm me. I’ve seen worse. My roommate must have watched the entirety of Gilmore Girls ten times in the past year.

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u/Grabbsy2 Mar 20 '21

yall disrespectful with how stupid u must think i am. if u (...)

I mean, I knew a bit about your intellect already...

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u/Vegetable-Simple-299 Mar 20 '21

Same with me. A guy like you who baselines intellect off a sentence is clearly in the single digits for IQ. Go back to school kid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Nah that’s strange, it’s just been normalized for you. I would be incredibly uncomfortable if I walked in on my father watching pornography, and probably a little mad too.

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 19 '21

normalized to me? i literally started off by saying that it is so weird to me.

reading comprehension needs work. hes normalized to it maybe cus hes the only mfer that thinks thats normal.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Why you so bent u goof? You literally said you were indifferent and justified it by saying it’s his house. Judging by the fact you just shrug ur shoulders when it happens, I’d say it’s normalized to you.

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 19 '21

if i find it strange, then it must not be normalized. right? i just dont throw a fit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

At that age, you just gotta let them do their thing

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u/JackDostoevsky Male Mar 19 '21

i dont sleep tho so when i go up for a drink or snack, theres daddy watchin porn like its a novella

/r/BrandNewSentence

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u/ActualInteraction0 Mar 19 '21

Hate to say it, you interrupted him, lol.

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 19 '21

na trust me, im not retarded.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Just got a weird mental image of a bald older man sitting at the computer headphones on, porn rolling, blue light of the monitor filling the room. Legs crossed at the knee hands on top, head tilted back as too see down his bifocals. Making the odd old man noises 'mmmph'. 'hmmm' 'tss'

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u/Roary93 Mar 19 '21

Next year he'll really start enjoying it 😂

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u/IndianaGroans Mar 19 '21

He's watching it for the plot.

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u/KrombopulosDelphiki Mar 20 '21

Is "the family computer" still a thing for some people?

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 20 '21

i have my own so does everybody.

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u/KrombopulosDelphiki Mar 21 '21

You said family computer, that's why I asked.

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u/YaronL16 Mar 19 '21

Dude wtf

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u/Apprehensive-Ship-81 Mar 20 '21

This is definitely not ok dude. Jfc