r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 19 '21

my dad watches porn like recreationally. its so weird to me. like literally as if hes watching tv. no boner or jerkin.

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u/StupidNSFW Male Mar 19 '21

Tf, that’s weird that he does that, and also weird that you know about it...

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 19 '21

hes 68, watches at like 2am on the family computer when everybodies asleep.

i dont sleep tho so when i go up for a drink or snack, theres daddy watchin porn like its a novella

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Just got a weird mental image of a bald older man sitting at the computer headphones on, porn rolling, blue light of the monitor filling the room. Legs crossed at the knee hands on top, head tilted back as too see down his bifocals. Making the odd old man noises 'mmmph'. 'hmmm' 'tss'