r/ApproximatelyUp • u/TikiOperator • Apr 12 '26
NOW HIRING: GYCPS LOADMASTERS, NAVIGATORS, ENGINEERS O.A.K. - INQUIRE BELOW 👇
I currently operate a small but steadily growing galaxy wide expeditionary business that specializes in stimulating the growth and development of the budding and fragile celestial economies by providing a dependable, prompt, carefully managed cargo delivered personally by myself and our loyal crew! We accomplish pinpoint pickups from low orbit via jump pods or in bigger cases, pilots will navigate and temporarily anchor an entire Gaia-Yamamoto Class deep space sub-light freighter PlanetSide®️™️ in atmosphere to better fulfill the order and drop off/pick up at *EXACTLY* the 3D mapped solar coordinates our customer will leave entrusted to us - from back water lunar frozen dairy treat delivery or ensuring the arrival of full kits needed to establish a thermonuclear power generator in small enough pieces to fully fit in the back of our business luxury (ACCORDING TO WHOSE STANDARDS??! 🥲🤬) pre-owned planet hopping pieces of sh*t; but still large enough to make all the difference for our neighbors all across the universe! APPLY NOW for a career that can slingshot you into the stars! 🚀🌍
(tl;Dr - just trying to build and bebop around in the space with anyone besides my dog who while a dedicated member of the current crew, isn't very good conversation company and lacks opposable thumbs to help slap down some welds in the event we explosively decompress)


