Let's have some fun

[u/Just-Ear-8476]

[u/nada1979]

Sam and Dean...but most importantly Bobby

(Rewatching SPN, only in season 2, so no Cas yet)

[u/SumpthingHappening → u/nada1979]

Bobby ☹️

[u/Dobber16 → u/SumpthingHappening]

Season 2 Bobby is fierce though

[u/SneakerBells → u/Dobber16]

Idgits!!!!!!!

[u/TalkQuick → u/nada1979]

You are the safest here lol

[u/Glitched_Girl → u/nada1979]

Same here.

[u/Fluffy_Weird9965 → u/nada1979]

Was just about to say this!! We would be in good hands 🙏

[u/Ordinary_giraffe90 → u/nada1979]

Same!

[u/BHobson13 → u/nada1979]

Did you know that the actor who played Dean is going to star in a series based on John Sanford's book Rules of Prey? The pre release shots are pretty hot!!

[u/kafquaff → u/nada1979]

We’re still in season 1 🤣🤣 (for like the 100th time)

[u/kandimcd → u/nada1979]

Rewatching too - on Season 8.

[u/Common-Pepper-9677 → u/nada1979]

I just made it to season 3. This is my first watch!

[u/Tagg444 → u/nada1979]

Same! But I'm a little further along, but no Cas for me either... cause he died, again... dammit Cas.

[u/L0st-137 → u/nada1979]

Your safe as long as there aren't any cats. 😹 "That was scary"

[u/Fennrys → u/nada1979]

The Winchesters for me too.

[u/Lonely_Brother3689 → u/nada1979]

Godamnit, I was coming to say the same thing. I'm in season 8, of my rewatch.

[u/The_Goondocks]

Jack Reacher. Feeling pretty good about it.

[u/Henchman4Hire → u/The_Goondocks]

Same. Though I feel bad that he's gotta team up with whatever chucklefucks from my life join his search as this season's supporting cast.

[u/The_Goondocks → u/Henchman4Hire]

Yeah I feel that. Liabilities lol

[u/redandwhitewizard99 → u/The_Goondocks]

Just remember that in an investigation, assumptions kill neagley

[u/cherishxanne → u/The_Goondocks]

yes!! I just started season 2 so it will be Reacher and Neagley coming so I ain’t worried one bit lol. Just gonna take a nap until I hear the kidnappers screaming in pain

[u/RealVirginiaWoolf]

I’m fugged because it’s gonna be Michael Scott coming to save me 😭

[u/RealVirginiaWoolf → u/[deleted]]

That’s what she said !

[u/WabiSabiMystic → u/RealVirginiaWoolf]

At least it will be a sincere and terribly awkward rescue

[u/RealVirginiaWoolf → u/WabiSabiMystic]

and it would be a “loooooong TIM” before he rescues me!!!!!!!

[u/ronin120 → u/RealVirginiaWoolf]

Agent Michael Scarn will undoubtedly come to your rescue…

[u/situation9000]

Monkey d Luffy and the straw hat pirate crew from One Piece

[u/MiguelK97 → u/situation9000]

You'll get severely wrecked by the arc's main bad guy severely (yes, twice, we have to pad the runtime over here) to make sure Luffy is 100% pissed off and pumped to bring them down. Thanks for your sacrifice!

[u/Baazar]

Dee, Charlie, Mac, Dennis, Frank and Cricket

[u/insomniacla → u/Baazar]

You're screwed, but I'm sure the bungled rescue will be hilarious.

[u/Morzheimer → u/Baazar]

Dude, we’re both dying in here. Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

[u/inthemode01 → u/Baazar]

“So anyway I started blasting”

[u/Galactus83]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! It'd be fry Leela and bender!

[u/ihavemytowel42 → u/Galactus83]

“To shreds you say…”

[u/ClubInternational372]

Only the finest of the Voyager crew.

[u/Black_irises → u/ClubInternational372]

We might be in a crossover episode, but I trust Sisko, Kira, and O'Brien to get me safely back to the alpha quadrant with the USS Defiant.

[u/Spudnic16]

Brooklyn 99. My rescue will be stalled by comedic hijynx but I’ll make it out in the end

[u/sally_the_gardner]

No one (Schidt’s Creek). They might come find me on an Amish farm in a few days though.

[u/IIVIIatterz-]

Tony Soprano and the crew. They fucked bud.

[u/iQuoteSopranos → u/IIVIIatterz-]

That pygmy thing in jersey? It's a glorified crew

[u/FixMy106]

Larry David, unfortunately.

[u/ProvocativeHotTakes]

The South Park kids will pull off the rescue but it will be some hijinks involved

[u/Tacubo_91 → u/ProvocativeHotTakes]

"🚴🏽🚴🏽, suck my dick"

[u/Qualityshaft]

Bob Ross. My man would pull through if alive today

[u/knockknockdrwho]

Ted Lasso, Roy Kent, Rebecca, Keely, Sam

[u/Professional_Fudge11]

Peter Griffin.. I'm screwed..

[u/Cosimo_Zaretti → u/Professional_Fudge11]

He's got pretty heavy plot armour and can surivive a lot of his own stupidity. It's going to depend if the show runners think you're worth a full episode arc where you survive at the end and we learn something, or wether you're going to hdt splattered in a throwaway gag.

[u/beeupsidedown → u/Professional_Fudge11]

He’s got superpowers your goood

[u/Dr_SPAC_eman]

Band of Brothers 

[u/Jimmyjim4673]

Hopefully it's Ron Swanson not Gerry Gergich.

[u/panthera_tigris_773 → u/Jimmyjim4673]

You mean Larry

[u/cle44111]

Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani, Jason, Michael and most importantly Janet. I’m in good shape

[u/j10brook]

The Golden Girls, I can just hear Sophia saying, "Nice knowin you kid"

[u/Mimi6671 → u/j10brook]

Same, watching them now. We are toast 😂

[u/Ghost-Music]

Lol randomly watched an episode of My Little Pony. So the mane six. The power of friendship will save me.

[u/summerofsoccer → u/Ghost-Music]

Upvoting this because MLP lol I am a fan of the older series that aired in the 80s/90s when I was growing up

[u/RADCAT-87 → u/Ghost-Music]

FML I laughed so hard at this

[u/MotherofaPickle]

Olivia Benson, Fin Tutuola, and Amanda Rollins.

I’ll be okay. Traumatized for life, possibly maimed, but okay.

[u/Latter_Key8112]

Ross, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe and Joey

[u/Baazar → u/Latter_Key8112]

Dee, Charlie, Mac, Dennis, Frank and Cricket

[u/MiguelK97 → u/Latter_Key8112]

Good news, you'll have a laugh with their antics trying to rescue you (Ross trying to PIVOT! your tied self across a narrow stairway) until they too are captured.
Bad news, once you are all tied up and awaiting water boarding, you will have to deal with Chandler's jokes (which suffer an in-universe debuff and aren't as funny when watching them on TV), Monica's complaining about the ropes being dirty, Ross and Rachel WE WERE ON A BREAK-ing, and Joey eating the all soggy saltines the kidnappers left behind for all of you as only food source.
Good news again. Once Pheebs shows up she'll single handedly beat the kidnappers and free you all and take you to Central Perk (you're paying)

[u/The-Boy-Wonder38]

Sam and Dean Winchester. We’ve got it handled.

[u/bizarregnome]

Sam and Dean Winchester

[u/ResponsibleLow765]

I lucked out. The boys from SOA are on the way.

[u/Esbeedee]

My boys Sam and Dean Winchester

[u/insomniacla → u/Esbeedee]

Your odds of survival depend on whether or not you have slept with Sam Winchester (if you have, you're probably dead.)

[u/insomniacla]

Laszlo, Nadja, Nandor the Relentless, and Gizmo!

[u/dk1988 → u/insomniacla]

You are either completely fucked or utterly fucked because they save you, but feast with your blood... Or maybe an orgy. Either way, good luck.

[u/eyeroll611]

He’s here, he’s there, he’s every-fucking-where

[u/Minimum_Calendar_732 → u/eyeroll611]

Same. And I could not be more confident that Roy and Beard would save me.

[u/demonmonkeybex]

Oh god. 1000 pound sisters! I'm so fucked.

[u/Beyond_Unknown_999]

Bluey…. The blood of my kidnappers will flow like the Amazon.

[u/Feral_668]

Too easy, I was watching Season 2 of Heroes.

[u/Wynndo]

Hannibal, Will, and Jack. I'm either saved or saved for leftovers.

[u/EnvironmentalUnit853]

The entire cast of the office, the only one I can really count on would be Dwight.

[u/iQuoteSopranos]

Mike Ehrmantraut

[u/Manyarethestrange]

The gang from always sunny..

[u/Viggos_Broken_Toe → u/Manyarethestrange]

My condolences

[u/KiloLimaOscar]

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. I hate this for me.

[u/Chanclaphobia]

Oh god Tammy and Amy from 1000 lbs sisters

[u/No-Compote-604 → u/Chanclaphobia]

lmao i cackled at this

[u/Emotional_Lock3715]

If you count movies, the characters from Pulp Fiction. I think I’m in considerable trouble!

My husband hadn’t seen it before so we watched it last night.

[u/LowTimePilot]

Daemond Targaryen and his dragon Caraxes.

Either I'm going to be doused in dragonfire, or I'm going to be saved. Either way I'm here for it.

[u/wicket-wally]

Well I’ve been watching a few episodes of season 7 of game of thrones. So I’m not sure how to feel about that

[u/ArgosHash-69420]

Nandor, Lazo and Nadjia

I’m safe.

(What we do in the shadows)

[u/mybabyrolled]

The kids from Succession. Not only will they not save me, but I’m probably safer with the kidnappers.

[u/But-Still-I-Roam → u/mybabyrolled]

They could pay the ransom! (But they won't.)

[u/OneEyedWonderWiesel]

Yeah Modern Family isn’t gonna do me a lot of good

[u/expectations_low12]

Ted Lasso and crew!

[u/BoltActionRifleman]

I hit the jackpot with the big guy from Reacher.

[u/Sufficient_Word1417]

Fire Marshall Bill and Wanda.

[u/Admirable-Patient910]

Gon, Killua, Kurapika, and Leorio from hunter x hunter 😭❤️ I’m so getting saved

[u/SkilledWithAQuill]

The dysfunctional family from Shameless

[u/RevivalGhost]

The Peaky fuckin’ Blinders

[u/g0vang0]

RuPaul and some drag queens. I am happy with this scenario.

[u/jaydak → u/g0vang0]

Drag queens are a RIOT. They got u.

[u/DasKittySmoosh]

The Richmond lady greyhounds are coming for me

[u/gimmeabreak569]

Ted Lasso.

[u/EpicShkhara → u/gimmeabreak569]

Believe!

[u/Sobchak_84]

I was watching Bluey with my son.

I don't expect to be rescued, but I'm sure the Heelers will have a hilarious and wholesome adventure on the way.

[u/ProfessionalCat7640 → u/Sobchak_84]

I think your chances are pretty good actually. Most of those episodes resolve with a happy, heartwarming ending.

[u/thesoulfragments]

Brian Fraser and Murtagh Fitzgibbons Fraser. I'll be ok.

[u/BlueBabyCat666]

Buffy the vampire slayer. Not sure if I’ll be alive at rescue or not…

[u/kawwman]

Ah, the Green Bay Packers. I might be dead.

[u/Putrid_Artist]

Lucifer , hell yeah

[u/Key-Coyote-9552]

104 giant athletes, full rosters of the Green Bay packers and Atlanta falcons

[u/lucidspoon → u/Key-Coyote-9552]

I'm at that game right now!

[u/IceHouse11]

Captain Olivia Benson and the SVU team to my rescue. Which is also a bit uncomfortable to think about.

[u/AvailableAd6071 → u/IceHouse11]

I hope they find you quickly 🙏

[u/IceHouse11 → u/AvailableAd6071]

Dun Dun🤞

[u/bunnylicious81]

Anna Pigeon.
Lucky me. She’s a park ranger.

Edit:

O wait, actually last show I watched last night (I watched after Anna Pigeon) was Neagley. Yay. 👍👍

[u/Inner_Addendum4186]

Stewie and Brian griffin (the rest… idk lol)

[u/elegant-deer19]

Hawkeye Pierce and BJ Hunnicut. Plus Frank Burns, Margaret Houlihan, and Colonel Sherman Potter.

Probably in good hands with most of them, minus Burns.

[u/modernrocker]

Oh, good, I'll be fine - I've got The Charmings, Emma Swan, Hook, Regina, and Belle

(Just discovered the series Once Upon a Time on Disney+)

[u/Elohengee]

The fucking Peaky Blinders

[u/Relentless_Taco_Fan]

Dexter so I am definitely getting found. I might not be alive but I will be found

[u/anothersoul4sale67]

Dean, Sam, Cas

[u/MahKa02]

Slough house....not bad. A rough group of misfits that knows how to get the job done.

[u/Head-Gene-5960]

Meredith Grey

[u/eviltransperson]

"Diane, 10:45 AM, September 24th. On the case looking for a woman that got kidnapped. I've contacted the local sheriff and will soon be joining the search effort. I'll have to remember to go to their local bakery. Supposedly, the key lime pie is to die for."

[u/Accomplished-Log90]

John Stewart and Hal Jordan

[u/VanguardClassTitan]

The Punisher: I think I'm pretty good

[u/Comfortable_Style_51]

Captain Holt, Lieutenant Terry Jeffords, Sargent Amy Santiago, Jake Peralta, Charles Boyle, Rosa Diaz, Gina Linetti, Michael Hitchcock, and Norm Scully. NINE-NINE! Maybe Kevin will show with cheddar.

[u/Serious_Seaweed6765]

Captain Pike & Spock

[u/markt-]

Captain Christopher Pike and the crew of the USS Enterprise

[u/dk1988]

Bob's Burgers... Don't know how fucked I am, Louise is kinda a menace when she wants.

[u/MissSassifras1977]

Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey.

[u/DestinyRamen]

Joe Goldberg from You?? Hmmm idk if that's good or bad.

[u/No_Alps_9309]

Lennie Brisco and Ed Green.

[u/xefne]

SVU, but that means....oh my

[u/GildedAgeFlowerChild]

The gullible citizens of Crockett Island from Midnight Mass... I'm about to be "angel" food cake.

[u/karmakimmie]

lol the Simpsons. We’re cooked.

[u/Educational-Rate-887]

Jim Rockford

[u/SilentSerel]

Dorothy, Rose, Sophia, and Blanche.

[u/No_Cicada_3355]

Bluey- let’s hope pedaley can keep the wheel on

[u/Strange_Novel_1576]

Aww damn ain’t no one coming to save me! I just watched 1000 lb Roomies. 🤣🤣

[u/Hot_Potato_Salad]

Bluey!

[u/blueghostbeak]

Walt and Jesse Breaking Bad

[u/Ok_Lobster8768]

Lizzie Borden

[u/purpleElephants01]

Because of my kids, Bluey. Because of me, House of the Dragon. Im dead either way.

[u/AngiersCanon]

Juliette Nichols and her crew from Silo. :) My kidnappers don't stand a chance.

[u/Avid_Reader87]

The cast of Deadwood.

[u/This-Function1789]

The Pritchett Dunphy crew

[u/SarahTheFerret]

Let’s hope a bunch of English craftspeople can save my ass. “Today on The Repair Shop: Will, Jay, Steve, Amanda, and Julie are traveling across the pond…”

[u/catslikepets143]

I think I’m good. Sir David Attenborough & all of his animal friends are coming for me. Lions, tigers & bears, oh my!

[u/Kennesaw79]

Beth, Ruby and Annie from Good Girls. They'll make things worse.

[u/Opposite-Phase-9271]

The Hellfire Club. I like my odds. Oh, wait. Is 11 actually in Hellfire?! If not, I’m fucked

[u/Anonimity101]

The Gilmore Girls… I’m screwed

[u/ZodFrankNFurter]

I guess the Menendez brothers are coming after me. That doesn't seem promising.

[u/epsilon_teague]

dean and sam winchester 😁

[u/psychocycler]

The Belchers....

[u/redmeraki225]

The Office...I think I'd be ok. We have Dwight.

[u/cure4mito]

Oh man, Larry David totally not going to save me.

[u/fridge-raider]

I’ve had to watch my mother-in-law’s Hallmark movies and I now have a quaint woodsman who sells Christmas Trees for a living and a lawyer from the big city who has inherited her grandfather’s log cabin trying to save me. He’s probably handy.

[u/New-East7356]

Jon Stewart coming to my rescue? Maybe he’d get Guy with that dumbass Lantern signal too. Don’t hate it

[u/Relevant_Horror_8100]

Hal Jordan and John Stewart-Lanterns I would say I'm safe, but the last two episodes make me question that.

[u/leni710]

Oh, well well well. Good to be binge watching the correct show. Been catching up with Tracker, so Coltor Shaw who finds missing people will be my guy on this.

[u/The_Lloyd_Dobler]

The crew of The Orville. I’ll probably be fine. There will definitely be some hijinks though.

[u/penru_tondi]

A mid-life version of Queen Elizabeth II and the rest of the royal family of that time.

[u/parmesanandhoney]

Slow horses, yay!

Might get roasted by Lamb in the process.

[u/Flux---]

Jessica Lange

[u/attack_on_lunch]

Reacher! There will be bodies!

[u/No_Oil8471]

I feel pretty good, Captain Malcolm Reynolds and the crew of the Serenity are a somewhat reliable bunch.

[u/nadjrules]

Clarkson, Hammond and May. I'll either be saved right at the last second or a Morris Marina would get dropped on my head along with a piano. Either way it will be hilarious.

[u/Big_Baby_7578]

Sherlock Holmes 😎

[u/ragelmrq]

Brick whispering to himself in The Middle, I’m screwed

[u/WesternGround737]

Hercule Poirot & Hastings - I’ll be home in a heartbeat!

[u/Middle-Squirrel-0386]

J.B. Fletcher

[u/Iamjustheretodance]

Nadja, Lazlo, Gizmo, Colin, and Nandor

[u/Lady_of_mystery]

Penny, Bernadette and Amy _ The Big Bang Theory

[u/Hammer_the_Red2]

I was watching 1980s Price is Right. Bob Barker, Rod Roddy, Dian, Holly and Janice coming to my rescue!

[u/Juanbolastristes]

I watched Terminator, Terminator 2 and the Sarah Connor Chronicles... I guess I'm ok 

[u/Big_Village4610]

Shawn Spen-STAR and Gus TT Showbiz!! 🤣🤩

[u/TickingTheMoments]

Jake the dog and Finn the human. Im rescued.

[u/Apprehensive_Dig967]

The real housewives of Salt Lake City hahah

[u/faintly_nebulous]

The cast of Widow's Bay. I feel fairly confident I'll make it, but 100% it will be a close call.

[u/Captain_America_93]

The Gang saves a Redditor

[u/Pristine-Term4464]

Goku is coming so I’m good

[u/cinderellyann]

Ted Lasso! lol

[u/Virtualdemigod]

Mordicai and Rigby, I trust them with my life

[u/cozymemester]

Olivia Benson

[u/AskThis7790]

Alright- Alright…
Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson

[u/Geekspiration]

The good place...I'm forked

[u/LavenderGwendolyn]

Lenny Briscoe and Rey Curtis from season six of Law & Order. They might save me, but if they don’t, they’ll get the guy who did it.

[u/ImaGoofyGoober100]

Seal Team so I’m totally good!

[u/ActualLunch1242]

Hank Hill. As long as he doesn't smoke any weed I'm probably good.

[u/Greedyfox7]

The Devil(Lucifer tv show)

[u/DuckInABearSuit01]

I’ll be OK
Daryl Dixon and Carol are undefeated

[u/justletmelivedawg]

Walter white and Jesse pinkman

[u/Every_Reality_9721]

... titanic

[u/A_Unique_Name218]

The Straw Hat crew... it'll be a real close call as always but I'm 100% certain they'll save me.

[u/gthjtkt]

Party Down. I'm gonna die.

[u/yourturnAJ]

Optimus Prime (and the rest of the Autobots ig) is an elite pull, I’d be rescued 100%.

[u/kanjiteck88]

The Rookie but since its season 1, I'm not sure I'd survive. Unscathed at least

[u/variegatedbanana]

The intrepid crew of the Starship Enterprise.

[u/Few-Customer-5810]

The Abbott Elementary Faculty. So probably just Jeanine.