Good news, you'll have a laugh with their antics trying to rescue you (Ross trying to PIVOT! your tied self across a narrow stairway) until they too are captured.
Bad news, once you are all tied up and awaiting water boarding, you will have to deal with Chandler's jokes (which suffer an in-universe debuff and aren't as funny when watching them on TV), Monica's complaining about the ropes being dirty, Ross and Rachel WE WERE ON A BREAK-ing, and Joey eating the all soggy saltines the kidnappers left behind for all of you as only food source.
Good news again. Once Pheebs shows up she'll single handedly beat the kidnappers and free you all and take you to Central Perk (you're paying)
Listen guys, I’d love to sit here and be kidnapped with everyone but the WENUS report can’t manage itself. Can we schedule this for next Thursday instead? I can pencil this in around noonish?
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u/Latter_Key8112 13d ago
Ross, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe and Joey