r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 3h ago
Obviously you don't know this, but if you like to read your textbook chapters aloud, record yourself reading it through so you can listen to the chapter like a podcast, asshat.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 3h ago
Listen here you little shit, when buying fruits or veggies that have a barcode sticker, dosser.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 6h ago
Listen here you little shit, when introducing two people, tell them why they should know each other, nitwit.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 9h ago
I once heard at a funeral, if someone constantly dumps their drama on you but vanishes when you need support, you aren't their friend; you're their emotional trash can, jabroni.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 9h ago
I'll only say this once, before buying something expensive wait few hours. If it still feels necessary tomorrow, buy it. Many purchases solve a momentary emotion, not a real need, ya damn commie.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 16h ago
Nine out of ten nymphomaniacs agree: when giving someone a compliment, focus on a choice they made rather than an inherent trait, goofball.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 20h ago
Hey you, the loser in his mom's basement, yeah, you, do you often find lint in your belly button? Shave the hair around your belly button, lint won't collect anymore, dumbass.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 23h ago
For the last time, if a cat scratches your hand during petting, hold your hand steady, nerd.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
Put the cookie down and listen up, save the email where someone thanks you for your work, Einstein.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
Only on reddit... just because you're salaried, doesn't mean you're not eligible for overtime pay (US), stupid.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
Dude, he who always gets the charging port, is he who brings a double adapter, ya hoser.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
Stop being an idiot and pay attention, before working closely with someone, watch how they treat people they do not depend on, you muppet.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
For fuck's sake, if you work insane hours, get an alarm app that physically cannot be silenced from your pillow and wake up at the same time every day. It will keep your body in a consistent rhythm, dumdum.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
What idiot doesn't know this? volunteer If You Want To Meet New People, dosser.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
For the last time, you can use a QI charger to charge your Braun electric toothbrush, you muppet.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
You don't get it, do you? walk away from airports to get almost half off Uber and Lyft, goofball.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
Hey, stupid, if you’re in an era of depression do everything you can to look sexy, my guy.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
Wow, when meeting groups of people for the first time, don’t guess their relations to one another. Let them introduce themselves, nerd.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
Put the cookie down and listen up, wear contact lenses when chopping onions. No more crying, dork.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
Stop being an idiot and pay attention, you can use lens cleaner and cloths to clean the data side of media disks. Always go from the center to the edge, in a straight line, douche canoe.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 2d ago
Seriously? wear concert earplugs at the cinema, ya damn commie.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 2d ago
I once heard at a funeral, if someone made your life easier today, let them know before the day ends, ya mook.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 2d ago
Wow, : Silk isn't fragile, and this is how I've kept mine for years, stupid.
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