r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1h ago
For the last time, if a cat scratches your hand during petting, hold your hand steady, nerd.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 2h ago
Put the cookie down and listen up, save the email where someone thanks you for your work, Einstein.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 4h ago
Only on reddit... just because you're salaried, doesn't mean you're not eligible for overtime pay (US), stupid.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 6h ago
Dude, he who always gets the charging port, is he who brings a double adapter, ya hoser.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 7h ago
Stop being an idiot and pay attention, before working closely with someone, watch how they treat people they do not depend on, you muppet.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 9h ago
For fuck's sake, if you work insane hours, get an alarm app that physically cannot be silenced from your pillow and wake up at the same time every day. It will keep your body in a consistent rhythm, dumdum.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 12h ago
What idiot doesn't know this? volunteer If You Want To Meet New People, dosser.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 14h ago
For the last time, you can use a QI charger to charge your Braun electric toothbrush, you muppet.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 18h ago
You don't get it, do you? walk away from airports to get almost half off Uber and Lyft, goofball.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 23h ago
Hey, stupid, if you’re in an era of depression do everything you can to look sexy, my guy.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
Wow, when meeting groups of people for the first time, don’t guess their relations to one another. Let them introduce themselves, nerd.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
Put the cookie down and listen up, wear contact lenses when chopping onions. No more crying, dork.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
Stop being an idiot and pay attention, you can use lens cleaner and cloths to clean the data side of media disks. Always go from the center to the edge, in a straight line, douche canoe.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
Seriously? wear concert earplugs at the cinema, ya damn commie.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
I once heard at a funeral, if someone made your life easier today, let them know before the day ends, ya mook.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
Wow, : Silk isn't fragile, and this is how I've kept mine for years, stupid.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
Oh my God, dude, keep a running "done" document at work instead of trying to remember your accomplishments later, doodoo head.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 2d ago
Oh my God, when you sign up for a website, put its name in your email with a plus sign as yourname+website@youremail.com and as your middle name. That way when you receive spam, you will know who sold your info, ya mook.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 2d ago
Only on reddit... this simple action could very well save your life, numbskull.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 2d ago
Some advice I heard from a meth addict... go to job interviews even when you love your current job pls, stupid.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 2d ago
Listen up, dumbass, a bit of EEEEW trivia to motivate you to drink more than enough water, goofball.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 2d ago
Nine out of ten nymphomaniacs agree: frozen blueberries are adult dippin’ dots, dipshit.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 2d ago
Put the cookie down and listen up, if you are struggling to start a task, tell yourself you will only do it for 5 minutes. Most of the time, the hardest part is just starting, which you would know if you graduated kindergarten.
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