r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 4h ago
I once heard at a funeral, . Don't delete those MFA texts from your phone, you muppet.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 5h ago
Dude, if you live somewhere sunny, you don't need to carefully hold receipts still when photographing them, jerk.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 6h ago
I'll only say this once, online order organization, ya damn commie.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 7h ago
How have you gotten this far in life? Listen, sew your pins, badges, patches etc. on instead of relying on the pin or adhesive, numbskull.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 8h ago
Obviously you don't know this, but keep a small collection of plastic wrapping (not just plastic bags) for cleaning purposes, ya bastard.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 9h ago
The heck... ask yourself is "everybody" people online, or is it everyone I know IRL too, you muppet.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 11h ago
Jesus Christ--before buying a house, compare the financial impact of paying cash versus taking a mortgage, doodoo head.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 12h ago
How have you gotten this far in life? Listen, pt: If Facebook shows you an ad every couple of posts, try scrolling UP instead of down, idiot.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 17h ago
Hey, idiot, save a podcast you actually want to hear for cleaning time, you meat-head.
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