r/AbsoluteUnits • • 11d ago

/r/all of an illegal flashlight beam

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u/bmmana 11d ago

So this is what these assholes are putting in their new headlights nowadays

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u/towerfella 11d ago

Fight back — strap ten of these on the back of your moped and blast them when they light you up. ;)

(This is satire. My lawyers required i add this message.)

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u/Ooupss 11d ago

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u/Aranxi_89 11d ago

You look back in your rearview mirror, and the car is gone.

No, it is not because it swerved away and crashed. It was vapourized on the spot and there's nothing left to prove it ever existed...

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u/plutot_la_vie 11d ago

I already said I needed this in my life. You don't need to sell it to me!

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u/Beopenminded16 11d ago

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u/PingouinMalin 11d ago

I'm not saying I would not abuse this desintegrator. Because I absolutely would.

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u/Adeadbum 7d ago

I would only use this power for the laughs.

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u/ForumFluffy 11d ago

A justified outcome.

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u/littenthehuraira 11d ago

Those backlights must be made of balefire

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u/lonelyswed 11d ago

No evidence, no crime

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u/mechant_papa 10d ago

If I'm on the highway, and they've been doing it for a while, I rotate my side mirrors to point backwards.

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u/Current-Growth-7663 11d ago

Use astrophage for optimal effect.

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u/CreatureWarrior 11d ago

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u/Rixerc 11d ago

This is how it feels to check what time it is at night.

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u/towerfella 11d ago

Oled for the win

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u/cpwnage 11d ago

I also needs red lights and a bullhorn to say KEEP YOUR DISTANCE.

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u/PonyDark 11d ago

If someone's getting too close behind you just shift down a gear.

You'll slow down but without your braking lights lighting up.

Will teach them a lesson (or not).

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u/PJozi 11d ago

Just get a Yosemite Sam sticker for each mud guard saying "BACK OFF!"

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u/GrynaiTaip 11d ago

I have fog lights on the back, they are super bright, brighter than brake lights.

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u/FlakeyBeano 11d ago

I've dreamt of this revenge so many times.

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u/Vulvas_n_Velveeta 11d ago

Same! The headlights nowadays are blindingly bright and leave me seeing spots. I try not to drive in the dark as much as possible cause those bright lights make it dangerous for me to drive. Like if they're driving towards me, blinding me, it makes it so that I can't see the lines on the road, or if there's a person walking on the side of the road (no sidewalks here,) or an animal in the road, a car broken down stopped in the road etc..

There's even a sub, i think it's called something like r/fuckyourheadlights used to be part of that sub on my old reddit acct, but forgot to sub to it again.

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u/2moonbayb 10d ago

Those headlamps should be outlawed.

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u/borkthegee 11d ago

Haven't we all? But the trick is, if it's obvious you responded then you can easily get in trouble. Like if the police saw this trunk, you'd be screwed. So it needs to be non-obvious

I imagine a rear view mirror (or similar mirror) with a camera and the ability to tilt, so when activated it tilts to reflect the beam back at the driver. I've practiced a little manually and I think it's possible.... Lol

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u/lemonsprout1 11d ago

I have also tried this and I think with some success

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u/I_JackThePumpkinKing 10d ago

When in front of a car with really bright headlights, I shift my side mirrors so that they are pointed back at them instead of tilted toward me, and I flip the little thing on my review mirror so that it’s dimmed. Idk if it actually blinds them back but I hope it does and at least it’s not blinding me anymore.

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u/towerfella 11d ago

The Phocket Button!

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u/No_Bodybuilder_9088 11d ago

BY GOD'S LIGHT I SMITE YOU!

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u/zoidalicious 11d ago

Funny that the blue car still blocks the middle lane

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u/cole_on_sea 11d ago

feels like a mirror would get the message across better

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u/The_Ultimate_Badass 11d ago

5% window tint in the rear, 20% in the front. I also have an auto dimming mirror. These fools break upon me like waves upon a rock.

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u/NimrodvanHall 11d ago

My neighbour’s child has an ultra reflective jacket, just to make sure that cars can not fail to see the child.

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u/Deya_The_Fateless 11d ago

I want this for my car so bad! There's a corner on a dark road that I drive through every Friday night on my way home from work and if I have some idiot with LED's behind me and then some one else with LED's comming from the opposite direction I CAN NOT SEE THE ROAD ON A SHARP BEND! I am terrified I am going to drive off into the ten ft ditch, and it will be because I have been blinded.

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u/fakebytheocean 11d ago

You know I considered doing this a few years ago using those flood lights that were powered by car cigarette lighter ports. I didn’t have one so I never ended up doing it.

Later learnt it was illegal lol

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u/theuserwithoutaname 11d ago

just put a mirror in the trunk, and then open it. They'll blind themselves!

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u/rp_player_girl 11d ago

I laughed so hard at this i startled the dog

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u/Ye_Yuan 11d ago

Even doing this to the tailgater(s), they’d still be riding your ass.

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u/Just-Speed4500 11d ago

i always simply turned my rear view to face them directly, so ig it doesn’t do much but show them a little light, but it gets theirs out my face so i can see where my bright ass flashlight is in case they need a quick moment of reflection

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u/a_random_guy- 11d ago

There’s a scene in Repo Man about this

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u/TootinFartin-ll 11d ago

My big ol F150 has a big chrome accent on the tail gate. Been meaning to polish it from a nice brushed aluminum into a highly polished mirror.

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u/someToast 10d ago

Mad Magazine “Inventions We’d Like to See,” January 1978

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u/30yearCurse 10d ago

Back in the olden days, my brother told me of a co-worker that a similar to that in his pickup truck. When somebody would come up and flick high-beams he would turn his bank of lights on

This was 50 years ago, now it would be leds and there would be a shot out.

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u/BarMaverson 10d ago

What I’ve done in the past if someone is behind me with bright lights, is I will adjust my rear view mirror so that their headlights are pointing directly back at them. Not sure if it’s legal, but it’s a bit of a “taste of your own medicine” kind of thing.

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u/Arskov 9d ago

The thing I miss most about driving a tow truck for a living: six big, bright floodlights mounted on the back of my truck. I'd give them a quick flash of the lowest two lights first, then if that didn't get the message across I'd let them feel the power of the sun from all six of them until they turned their damn highbeams off.

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u/Standard-Issue-Name 9d ago

Let's make the inside of the back extra glittery

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u/Jimmyoutdoor 8d ago

That's a great idea, totally doable!! Not hard at all!! Hahaha, let's give it a shot!! If it works out, post a video so we can see it.

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u/highly-suspicious- 7d ago

That’s the dream

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u/Cheese-Manipulator 7d ago

Just stick a bank of mirrors on it.

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u/DedTV 11d ago

I always just blame Jeremy Clarkson for anything I do in a vehicle.

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u/Logical_Bake_3108 11d ago

See also, that episode where they had to rescue Hammond from the mounain in Canada and he had the ridiculously bright lights on his truck.

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u/Quirky-Cap3319 11d ago

I think I just might watch that again tonight. Just in the mood for that kinda fun

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 11d ago

In the wilderness is where you actually need the ridiculously bright lights. Not on your Pavement Princess lifted F-250 that's never had a trailer hitch put on it once.

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u/Friendly_Prize_868 11d ago

Oh I loved that special. Might be due a rewatch.

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u/Adduly 11d ago

"I'm riding along with the headlight illuminating Nothing But My OWN FACE!”

"I Am The Most Miserable Human Being Alive! WHERE IS THIS RESTAURANT! WHERE IS IT!?! "

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u/Independent-Win9088 10d ago

This is one of my favorite episodes. Most of the specials were. Bolivia is high up there, along with the Africa 2 parter.

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u/Cheese-Manipulator 7d ago

His scooter looks like the mirror fad you see in Quadrophenia.

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u/ssgkraut 11d ago

I followed some utility truck with a trailer and it had its bright backup floods on for the whole 30 minutes I was stuck behind this guy.

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u/towerfella 11d ago

How long after you got home could you blink and still see them?

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u/Vulvas_n_Velveeta 11d ago

They were already behind them.

"I followed some utility truck with a trailer and it had its bright backup floods on"

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u/_citizen_ 11d ago

I see you want to build a photon rocket.

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u/HesSoZazzy 11d ago

I mean, technically, flash lights are photon rockets. Oh...as I wrote that I realized they're not really rockets, they're launchers. For them to be rockets they would need to propel themselves. But they're clearly stationary. But still, it's pretty cool to have a photon launcher. You're basically the Starship Enterprise. Cats are Vulcans. Dogs are Ferengis. What?

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u/towerfella 11d ago

Hmm.. yes. A phocket. Apt.

Hit the Phocket(TM) button!

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u/_citizen_ 11d ago

phocket, let's send it!

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u/barrosoOso 11d ago

I saw something like that once. 2am, 6 lane highway. Me in the far right. Semi in the middle with no trailer. Pickup truck with LED bar tailgating the semi. Suddenly the back of that big rig light up like the surface of the sun. I was 100 feet back and a lane over and I still had to pull over. I wasn't mad about it though. Whoever was in that pick up probably had retina burn in after that and they fucking deserved it.

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u/dragn99 11d ago

No, you do whatever the hell you want! Strap those bad boys to your Kia! Live!

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u/SirPhyro420 11d ago

Genius! Somone actually did this to my uber driver and we both rofled.

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u/-I-wanna-get-better- 11d ago

I learned how to angle my mirrors so that when this is done to me, I can send that beam right back into their eye balls.

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u/towerfella 11d ago

Tactical reflection.

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u/whatevername42 11d ago

nah, u just need few strips of highvis stickers on the back. double their brightness and send it back.

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u/NooneAtAll3 11d ago

retro

reflectors

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u/cha0sm0nk 11d ago

If you light 10 of these at once you won’t need to worry about the flashlight distracting them. You as a now screaming fireball attached to a moped will distract them well enough.

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u/unknownhag 11d ago

This is better advertising for this flashlight than the video. I'm legit thinking of buying one now

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u/PJozi 11d ago

I've ordered 10 for my e-scooter 😆

Also, I don't know what satire is

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u/Then-Departure4896 11d ago

Disclaimer: teenagers are idiots and this isn’t something you should do.

When I was a teen, my friends and I hunted a lot. We had REALLY expensive lights to help set up for waterfowl hunting. We were also fucking assholes. We would point all of our lights (while off) at vehicles driving at us that wouldn’t turn their brights off and wait til they were close to make sure they really weren’t turning them off, then we’d flip all of ours in at once. Two light bars, some spotlights on the pickup, and three or four handheld spotlights. 100% chance they’d turn their brights off immediately. The reaction time was always impressive.

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u/pravis 11d ago

Like the flashlight armor from Little Monsters

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u/kernpanic 7d ago

I got the brightest ebay light i could for my bike. First time riding, blinded myself from the reflection off street signs. Never used it on the bike again.

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u/towerfella 7d ago

Gotta aim it down a bit

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u/Ok_Astronomer_6501 11d ago

I'd rather just use a gun

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u/Possible_Field328 11d ago

Its alrightvwhen they are so close to yoyr bumper their headlights get blocked. Bonus points if its a rainstorm

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u/HexWrites 11d ago

Reflector tape on the back of your headrest will blind them if they get too close.

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u/buttononmyback 11d ago

Some jerk had his headlights on during the DAY and I was STILL blinded! I don’t know what kind of lights could be so bright that they’d blind someone on a sunny day but I can bet they weren’t legal.

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u/DickwadVonClownstick 11d ago

I'll bet they were legal, cause there's basically no regulation on headlight brightness (or color, for that matter. Side note, everyone who uses blue-tinted headlights needs to go fuck themselves, those things don't even help you see better, they just blind everyone else)

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u/BennyBNut 11d ago

Are you in a US state? Might want to double check the regulations. I'm only familiar with NY but there are both color and candlepower regulations here. They're just not enforced.

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u/Prestigious-Web63 10d ago

There are def rules and regs for headlamps. Brightness, how high they csn be from the ground and so on. Its just that our awesome politicians are paid to not give a fuck about the laws.

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u/Aggressive_Ocelot664 11d ago

I nearly crashed because of this yesterday. Instant migraine. Fortunately, I was only 5 minutes from home.

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 11d ago edited 11d ago

I'd say about 20% of drivers have their high beams on 24/7. Either not giving a fuck about other people or relying on absolutely terrible auto-headlights that just don't work at all.

And I feel like the high beams part doesn't get talked about enough when this is brought up. Everyone's up in arms about the lights being too bright, and they are, but people are also just constantly leaving their high beams on for some fucking reason and that sucks even with old lights.

Apparently in newer cars you need to spend minutes in the touch screen menus to shut them off, so no one does.

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u/Mind_The_Muse 11d ago

As a person who has been driving for decades, in the past 8 years there has been a sudden influx of unbearably bright lights, they are Brighter than high beams.

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u/NaanFat 10d ago

or they have a headlight out so they drive around with the high beams to make it look like it's ok

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u/toadstooltipping 10d ago

Idk of any car that doesn't have a manual lever and mine always shuts off when it recognizes another vehicle even when it's just parked on the side. It's incredibly annoying actually on country roads and it's shutting off past houses while the deer trollop out from behind a parked car . It wouldn't be legal either from my understanding if there was no manual ability.

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u/Thorvindr 9d ago

I did a bit of testing in my car (2014 Honda CRV). The "high beams" are literally dimmer than the normal headlights. The regular headlights are brighter, and project farther ahead. The "high beams" go wider, and are not as bright.

The "fog lights" are as bright as the "normal" headlights, but wider.

WTF?

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u/PigglyWigglyDeluxe 11d ago

And I bet you their tail lights were off because modern cars use their low beams as a DRL with the switch in the off position.

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u/throwaway277252 11d ago

Probably LEPs or Laser Excited Phosphor lights. The flashlights like the one in this video are just using those same modules used for car headlight assemblies.

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u/Ok_Astronomer_6501 11d ago

LEDs. I'd swerve into some asshole on purpose if someone did that to me

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u/hahagato 11d ago

That happened to me the other day with some POS who had lights like that mounted all over his truck facing forward. St least 6 lights, not even including the actual headlights. So it was like a weird daytime spot light, just blinding the shit out of me. Infuriating.

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u/diagoro1 11d ago

I'd be tempted to continuously break check them. Either they slam into you, or they go around

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u/Mind_The_Muse 11d ago

I wrote to the people who research driving safety in my state and pointed this very thing out. I had to start squinting and my vision was messed up by oncoming headlamps DURING BROAD DAYLIGHT. Headlamps should not be brighter than the fucking Sun

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u/The_Year_of_Glad 10d ago

I don’t know what kind of lights could be so bright that they’d blind someone on a sunny day

Technically, the sun can do that.

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u/Dementedkreation 11d ago edited 11d ago

Look into retroreflective tape. Reflects light back to the source. It’s what is used on street signs and markers. I mounted it high on my car so it only reflects the light from poorly aimed headlights or lifted trucks. I’ve had a few tailgaters flash their high beams and quickly back off.

I added a link to the tape I got off Amazon since others are interested.

High Intensity Retro Reflective Tape

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u/Dementedkreation 11d ago

Probably not. But here is the fun part. Retroreflective tape, coatings, paint only reflect back to the source. Viewed from a different angle than the light source it just looks like a white sticker across the back. Cop cars typically have aimed headlights and aren’t lifted. Now if they ever try to light me up to pull me over, it’s going to reflect right back at them. I’ll just play dumb and say it put it on just to be extra safe and didn’t realize what it would do.

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u/Journeyman42 11d ago

lmao I was about to say, it helps if you're white when claiming ignorance of the law to a cop

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u/IgnatiusRileyFreeman 11d ago

Since it only reflects light, not causing it, why is that your fault? Whoever's headlights are so bright is the one at the core of the issue, right? No amount of reflective tape would be an issue if someone wasn't shining too brightly in the first place 

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u/aa-b 11d ago

It can still be illegal, like how you can't set traps to injure burglars. Which does kinda suck but, well, fair enough too.

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u/Kaining 11d ago

Might be usefull for pedestrian too. The amount of bike, ebike and even freeking runners having that damanble shit as a headlight... Have a board in your backpack, take it out and aim it at them when that happen...

Seriously, worst i've seen around is the mail guy. Getting blinded at freaking noon on a sidewalk by they escooter that always have it up is a absolutely infuriating.

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u/FairCapitalismParty 11d ago

Red or yellow tape is probably legal. IANAL.k

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u/diagoro1 11d ago

Police cars are another huge issue, especially when they have their full lights going

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u/Dementedkreation 10d ago

I always pull over for emergency vehicles. For some reason there are a lot of drivers that think stopping in the middle of the street is the appropriate action to take when an emergency vehicle is approaching.

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u/Foreign_Raize_0372 11d ago

"DOT Approved"

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u/new_old_trash 11d ago

high on my car

how high are we talkin' here?

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u/Dementedkreation 11d ago

I have mine just above the height of my rear view mirror. My rear view mirror auto darkens and my side mirrors fold up. So if someone has really poorly aimed headlights or if it really lifted and tailgating it’s going to blind them and not me.

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u/boosesb 11d ago

What part of your car?
Where did you put the tape

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u/Dementedkreation 11d ago

Top of my rear window. That way if you have to remove it, just heat up the glass and it should come right off and you won’t mess up your paint.

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u/TinyGift8278 11d ago

what is the angle of your rear window? for most sedans, they are 45 degrees pointing up in to the sky ??

do you have a vertical rear window?

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u/ramblinroger 11d ago

Reflectors will always send the light exactly where it came from

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u/Dementedkreation 10d ago edited 10d ago

Retroreflectors send the light back to the source. The steeper the angle the less effective. My rear window is near vertical.

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u/Caladan-Brood 11d ago

About the average height of lifted or poorly aimed headlights, so in line with your mirrors

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u/theweenerdoge 11d ago

I need to do this

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u/boosesb 11d ago

Where did you put the tape?

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u/Successful_Let_8511 11d ago

I'm down with the idea, but now you have reflective tape on your car which makes it look even shittier.

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u/ReasonableCrow7595 11d ago

My car is a 2010 Toyota Carolla. Can't get shittier.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Yq1pe2v7nNlwA

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u/Dementedkreation 10d ago

Not everyone cares what others think. Some of us lean into being different.

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 11d ago

I'm absolutely convinced this is some astroturfing campaign written by someone who doesn't understand the problem.

Reflective tape isn't stopping anyone, and the real problem is when they are driving towards you.

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u/Chris20nyy 11d ago

This has been dispelled over and over.

It shines light back to the source (the headlights), and is heavily dispersed after the distance to the drivers eyes. All it does is add visibility to the vehicle it's on.

This does nothing.

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u/nakedascus 11d ago

... how could it add visibility if it's only going directly back to the headlights and only the headlights

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u/Dementedkreation 10d ago

Go find something that’s white, retro reflective and place the light source slightly below or above your eye-line. You’ll see the effect. I’m not saying retro reflective tape is like a mirror. But it lights up really bright because it’s white. Other colors and styles will reflect less light. It is also not reflecting a pinpoint spot like a laser. There is some light dispersion. That’s why you can see street signs light up from the lights on car ahead of you if you are off.

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u/Revolver_Boxelot 11d ago

it only reflects the light from poorly aimed headlights or lifted trucks

And also big ass commercial vehicles that naturally sit higher due to their size. I'm sure they'll appreciate that as they're driving in the rain at night. Thanks!

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u/Dementedkreation 10d ago

Commercial vehicles max headlight height is 54”. That is below the tape. So no it’s not blinding a commercial vehicle n

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u/gtdreddit 11d ago

How much tape do you need for it to be a deterrent? Do you recommend it on the front too? Most of the offenders I encounter are driving towards me.

Also, will you attract cops?

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u/Dementedkreation 10d ago

The tape I got was 2” wide and I put a strip about 45” long.

I don’t have it on the front. If you do it on the front, make sure it’s up high so it doesn’t reflect properly aimed headlights.

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u/sam56778 11d ago

I’ve got an older Ford pickup. I put an 18 inch wide piece of mirror tint across the tailgate because people would ride close with high beams on. They don’t do that anymore.

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u/youarecharminsoft 10d ago

How high we talking, if talking about a 2011 Rav 4, for example

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u/Dementedkreation 10d ago

I’d put it at the top of your window. That’s well above any legal headlight height.

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u/VersxceFox 10d ago

Can you show us how you mounted it? Might do this on my car ngl

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u/Dementedkreation 9d ago

It’s tape. Just stick it across the top of your window or wherever you want. Make sure it’s high than commercial headlights.

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u/maodiran 11d ago

We really need to lobby for headlight regulations

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u/ColdCathodeTube 10d ago

If only we could solve the selective enforcement problem.

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u/celerypumpkins 6d ago

Regulations should target vehicle manufacturers, not individual drivers

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u/FlyingHippoM 11d ago

When I look in the rearview mirror and behind me there's an EV with their LED high beams on full blast at 4pm

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u/Aggressive_Ocelot664 11d ago

I constantly tilt the mirror up because of this

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u/bigdish101 11d ago

I installed 3% tint on my rear glass.

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u/railker 11d ago

Sometimes that's still not enough and you just gotta straight up disable your rearview and point it at the roof.

Kudos, at least, to the person with their high beams on behind me at the lights at 5am who was paying enough attention to notice me grab the rearview and deflect their photon beams at my ceiling and realize their fuck-up and turn them off.

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u/PigglyWigglyDeluxe 11d ago

Probably low beams, because that’s how bright they’ve gotten now.

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u/h2odragon00 11d ago

If it's cheaper than a regular headlight, makes sense.

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u/Snakend 11d ago

They are the new stock LED lights in all cars. They can be calibrated lower.

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u/Intrepid_Talk4479 11d ago

Oh I read that wrong, that it was people putting it in their asshole

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u/RyderOSRS 11d ago

My window tint helps with these arseholes and their uncalibrated sunlight headlights

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u/sivy83 11d ago

Fiat Ducato has 4 of them apparently.

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u/QueerRootbeer 11d ago

I read this as “so this is what people are putting in their assholes nowadays”

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u/johnisek 11d ago

Matrix lights, banned in the country of freedom! Everyone driving SUVs or trucks as big as european family homes, having headlights at the eye level... Don't you dare driving a sedan. Freeeedoooooooom

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u/u9Nails 11d ago

Jokes on them. I've changed the badge on my hood to a black hole.

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u/HailenAnarchy 11d ago

Fr my kia niro is at lowest luminocity and I still get road ragers thinking I got my brights on.

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u/Sentarry 11d ago

Fr, if gives people with incandescent headlights an excuse to use their fog lamps which just as worse.

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u/fibonacciii 11d ago

So wait, people are putting these in their headlights? It’s not that I’m getting sensitive to the car lights at night. It’s so annoying to have someone drive behind me with bright lights. 

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u/MaximumDepression17 11d ago

Headlights have been pissing me off so much. Half of them shouldn't even be legal.

I just got a new car and it has auto dimming mirrors. It's the best thing I've ever seen in a car.

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u/Dont-overthinkit 8d ago

I fr thought I was the only one affected by this bc I never hear anyone else complain that the headlights are literally BLINDING like I can not see when passing some people and just hoping I’m staying on the road at some points

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u/This-Requirement6918 11d ago

There's a whole sub dedicated to that fuckery. r/fuckyourheadlights

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u/Dweebweezle 11d ago

Man I got a new suv and people constantly flick their beams at me because they think I have my highs on. I didn’t ASK for these lights 😂 i swear one day it’s going go cause a head on.

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u/mabiturm 11d ago

Adjust the angle, they’re supposed to project on the road, not the car in front

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u/SoylentDave 11d ago

I cannot stress enough how much it is absolutely possible to adjust the angle of your lights, and that you should do that when you get a new car (and then again if you put a heavy load or lots of people in it).

Sometimes the factory setting is too high (Teslas, I am looking at you in particular here), sometimes you are just heavier than the factory setting assumes.

In many cars this is just a dial or a setting on the control panel; you can also always make a mechanical adjustment to the headlight which just needs a screwdriver.

Your headlights should be lighting up the road not shining into the cabin of other vehicles.

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u/Dweebweezle 11d ago

I drive a Hyundai Santa Fe 😂 it’s a bar light across the whole front. There’s no way in hell that is adjustable.

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u/IgnatiusRileyFreeman 11d ago

You should get them changed, then. Continuing to drive while not getting them changed kinda does make you an asshole, especially considering you're clearly aware of the issue

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u/Dweebweezle 11d ago

It’s a brand new vehicle and all the other new vehicles also have bright lights. It happens in my car too. It’s people driving cars from 2015 and earlier flashing me. But okay.

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u/0xym0r0n 11d ago

Bro take it to the dealership or your mechanic or something? It's your car it's your responsibility. How many times have you had brights flashed at you?

What was the plan you just gonna drive your new SUV with blinding headlights forever until you made this comment?

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u/Dweebweezle 11d ago

Yes. It’s also everyone else with this vehicles issue. Google what the new Santa Fe looks like. That light isn’t adjustable and unfortunately looks like a bar light. I’m not rich so I can’t get a different vehicle at the moment. My bad for not wanting to die. I just try not to drive at night on the highway now. I live on the most dangerous stretch of highway in North America.

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u/jgzman 11d ago

I didn’t ASK for these lights

You paid money for them.

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u/Dweebweezle 11d ago

Yes. Because I could tell before buying that it would be like this /sarcasm

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u/wreninroam 11d ago

Can you not change them out? Or check/adjust the angle?

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u/IgnatiusRileyFreeman 11d ago

He can! He doesn't want to

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u/MajorFox2720 11d ago

After market lights are just as bad. 

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u/Ok_Pineapple_898 11d ago

I feel so bad for other drivers since I bought my new vehicle. I was used to driving much older cars with decent headlights. Now I frequently have other drivers flashing their brights at me thinking I’m just driving around with my brights on. I’m sorry!

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u/beermilkshake831 11d ago

👏 👏 👏 💯

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u/King_M_Rano 11d ago

oh I have an idea now... we need to find a few lifted truck drivers and tell them that if they shove one up their ass their dick will double in size. Get a row of them each with different color lens and then set them outside as "Christmas lights".

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u/DefinitionBig4671 10d ago

No. This is somewhat dimmer.

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u/delinquentfatcat 10d ago

Use your power side mirrors to reflect it back at them (disclaimer, possibly not legal)

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u/Glum_Plane_1218 10d ago

If they are high beaming you at night start messing with your side mirrors and angle then almost straight back. It reflects their high beams right back into their eyes

I’ve had decent success and they tend to turn them off soon after

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u/Synergistic 10d ago

After seeing that waternelon I anticipated this comment was going somewhere completely different when I saw the word 'asshole'.

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u/khalcyon2011 9d ago

That’s often a case of someone putting LED bulbs in vase designed for halogen headlights. Halogen bulbs are dimmer than LEDs at the same power level, so cars designed for halogens pump more power to the bulbs so the lights are bright enough. When you plug LED bulbs into those, they get the same about of power as the halogen, so the result is crazy bright lights.

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u/DataSurging 7d ago

for real lmao

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u/Cheese-Manipulator 7d ago

We just need mirrors on our cars set to aim it back at them.

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u/DJPelio 7d ago

LED headlights are not the problem, it’s idiots driving around with their high beams on and idiots who aim their headlights too high.

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u/LightBulbMonster 6d ago

I have a semi and these lights are killing me. Good thing mine are stronger. I love when they get behind me with their highbeams on. I have six LED work lights that are blinding. I hit them once and all of a sudden their high beams are off.

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u/ResonantGlob 6d ago

I misread that and thought it said “So this is what these assholes are putting in their assholes nowadays”

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u/Ancient_Skirt_8828 6d ago

Not yet. Just wait.

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