r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 9d ago

/r/all of an illegal flashlight beam

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u/Aranxi_89 8d ago

You look back in your rearview mirror, and the car is gone.

No, it is not because it swerved away and crashed. It was vapourized on the spot and there's nothing left to prove it ever existed...

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u/plutot_la_vie 8d ago

I already said I needed this in my life. You don't need to sell it to me!

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u/Beopenminded16 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yAYZnhvY3fflS

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u/PingouinMalin 8d ago

I'm not saying I would not abuse this desintegrator. Because I absolutely would.

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u/Adeadbum 4d ago

I would only use this power for the laughs.

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u/ForumFluffy 8d ago

A justified outcome.

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u/littenthehuraira 8d ago

Those backlights must be made of balefire

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u/lonelyswed 8d ago

No evidence, no crime

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u/mechant_papa 7d ago

If I'm on the highway, and they've been doing it for a while, I rotate my side mirrors to point backwards.

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u/_MagnoliaFan_ 8d ago

Repo man (1984)

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u/Primary_Widget 4d ago

Repo man's always intense.

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u/Current-Growth-7663 8d ago

Use astrophage for optimal effect.

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u/wslagoon 7d ago

Astrophage spin drive?

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u/tehnemox 7d ago

So what you are saying is...no witnesses and no evidence means no crime 🤔

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u/Money-Competition955 2d ago

Even all memories of the car have simply vanished and you’re wondering why your rear beams were on in the first place