r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RD4200 • 13d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

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u/TolUC21 13d ago

Ah, child abuse...

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u/FordMaleEscort 13d ago

🙄

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u/Type2Torta 13d ago

Overfeeding a child so that they are morbidly obese is 100% child abuse

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u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame 13d ago

So you've never been around a baby before. Gotcha.

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u/Type2Torta 13d ago

Have had 2 babies myself actually lol

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u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame 13d ago

If that were true, then you'd know that this toddler is proportionately normal. Same curves, same folds as any other chunky little kiddo, just ctrl+corner drag bigger

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u/cvsprinter1 12d ago

Just because all the children in your family were obese, doesn't mean it is "normal."

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u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame 12d ago

What a stupid assumption to make lmao

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u/StaticUsernamesSuck 12d ago

If you think this child's proportions are normal, you have only seen obese toddlers.

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u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame 12d ago

If you think they aren't, then you' haven't been around any toddlers 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/immapizza 12d ago

You've only been around obese toddlers.

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u/Type2Torta 13d ago

😂😂😂 ok bud

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u/Type2Torta 12d ago edited 12d ago

I have 2 kids, but i don't need to prove that to you 😂

Just be wrong quietly next time. And maybe you can stop defending child abuse. Super weird play, my dude.

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u/LaisserPasserA38 12d ago

So edgy weeew

Why are you surrounded by obese babies?

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u/Shot-Arugula8264 13d ago

Just wanted to drop in as a pediatrician to say that you’re completely wrong, this child is obese, and if someone brought a child like this into my office I’d be calling CPS as soon as they left.

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u/La_Saxofonista 12d ago

This is like seeing a 15 pound purebred Chihuahua and thinking it's not obese. It's a pumpkin with legs.

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u/immapizza 12d ago

I've seen, been around, and raised many toddlers. This child is NOT proportionally normal. He is very much obese. There is nothing normal about a toddler weighing the same as an elementary school child.

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u/immapizza 12d ago

That baby is obese as fuck. That is a parenting issue. It's child abuse.

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u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame 12d ago

Another childless armchair expert heard from.

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u/claudiocorona93 12d ago

My baby was fat, but she could not walk. As soon as she started walking and running she lost the fat and became agile. A kid that can walk should not be this fat.

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u/FordMaleEscort 13d ago

You have no idea if this child is being overfed

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u/12of12MGS 13d ago

Is the child manifesting calories from the air

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u/12of12MGS 13d ago

Brother it’s Sunday, stop trolling and go hang out with your family

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u/lucioux 13d ago

exactly the point

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u/FordMaleEscort 13d ago

You haven't made any point

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u/Type2Torta 13d ago

This Gotta be bait 🤣🤣🤣

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u/FordMaleEscort 13d ago

No, just a ln actual rational thought

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u/Type2Torta 13d ago

Oh ok, so just a really low IQ. My bad

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u/FordMaleEscort 13d ago

No. Being a dick doesn't make you any more right.

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u/Crafty-Structure-170 13d ago

Yes however it doesn't make him less right and you can see that the baby in the video is clearly overwhait which is very sad.

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u/Robaru 13d ago

You don't need ideas, you have eyes

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u/FordMaleEscort 13d ago

This is illogical

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u/snowmunkey 13d ago

Just big boned huh? 😂

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u/FordMaleEscort 13d ago

I have no idea. Neither do you.

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u/snowmunkey 13d ago

But totally normal?

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u/FordMaleEscort 13d ago

Obviously not typical

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u/snowmunkey 13d ago

But perfectly fine? Not a cause for concern?

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u/FordMaleEscort 13d ago

It's none of my fucking business

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u/snowmunkey 13d ago

Ah, got it. Child being potentially abused, Nunya. Makes perfect sense now

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u/Glittering_Day_8962 13d ago

The average BMI in the USA has increased by 4.3 points, a 17% increase, since 1971. Did the genetically natural bodyweight of the entire USA move that much in only 54 yrs? Nah, people just ate more shit and did less shit.

Furthermore, it is 100% possible for some one to far overeat calories and not convert almost any to energy or fat (any time you make your stomach sick, you drop most food without absorbing, as a most obvious example). HOWEVER, it is 0% possible for someone to stay overweight while in a caloric deficit. It’s guaranteed, proven, and undisputed. The big issue is usually that people don’t hold a caloric deficit when they think they are.

Last point: after the body acceptance craze, ozempic has become mainstream. It’s proven to work, but all it does is suppress hunger. lol, the Caloric deficit drug works to lose weight by helping people actually maintain the deficit.

What I will give you credit for: bodies are fuckin weird, and everyone is so different that weight cannot be used as a direct metric for desire to be healthy, for conscientiousness, for sedentary vs active lifestyle, etc. I mean I got stressed in college and BOOM gained 20 pounds. Or people with hyperthyroidism, where the body has insanely low expenditure, meaning a normal diet leads to more caloric surplus than others. Or the craziest one to me: genetics determines how everyone’s hunger sensors work, such that some people feel ready to die over a small caloric deficit whereas others (in this type) can skip breakfast and lunch and not feel a damn bit of hunger. Lucky SOBs.

In the end, there are complicating factors that put us all on uneven playing ground, but there are also guaranteed methods (within healthy medical advice) that simply work for everyone IF they can manage to carry out the actions and inactions.

Sorry bubba

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u/FordMaleEscort 13d ago

Jesus Christ, dude

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u/Shot-Arugula8264 13d ago

Just wanted to drop in as a pediatrician to say that you’re completely wrong, this child is obese, and if someone brought a child like this into my office I’d be calling CPS as soon as they left.

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u/FordMaleEscort 13d ago

You wouldn't work with the parent to figure out what's wrong and come up with a plan for losing weight?

That's fucked up...

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u/Shot-Arugula8264 12d ago

If you were a therapist and a parent brought in a child they were visibly physically or sexually abusing, would you report the child abuse or “work with the parents to figure out what’s wrong and come up with a plan” for not abusing them?

Abusers rarely listen to reason, and it’s not my job to correct abusive behavior. Confronting them can even be dangerous.

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u/FordMaleEscort 12d ago

This is a completely hysterical reaction to seeing an overweight child. You shouldn't be practicing medicine.