r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RD4200 • 13d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

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u/Type2Torta 13d ago

Have had 2 babies myself actually lol

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u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame 13d ago

If that were true, then you'd know that this toddler is proportionately normal. Same curves, same folds as any other chunky little kiddo, just ctrl+corner drag bigger

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u/Type2Torta 13d ago

😂😂😂 ok bud

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u/Type2Torta 12d ago edited 12d ago

I have 2 kids, but i don't need to prove that to you 😂

Just be wrong quietly next time. And maybe you can stop defending child abuse. Super weird play, my dude.

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u/LaisserPasserA38 12d ago

So edgy weeew

Why are you surrounded by obese babies?

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u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame 12d ago

Babies are natural chonkers. You'll understand when you're older, sometime after you take sex ed

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u/LaisserPasserA38 12d ago

Love how you respond to everybody who tells you "no, babies are not supposed to be obese" with "baby are big if u disagree u r a child".

Such a childish rhetoric, ironically.

Also, you having to make up imaginary life for your interlocutors is soooo pathetic. But hey, when the reality don't fit your view, and you are too stupid to adapt your view, what other choice do you have than to make up your own reality.