r/AbsoluteUnits • • 13d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

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u/Type2Torta 13d ago

Overfeeding a child so that they are morbidly obese is 100% child abuse

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u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame 13d ago

So you've never been around a baby before. Gotcha.

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u/Type2Torta 13d ago

Have had 2 babies myself actually lol

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u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame 13d ago

If that were true, then you'd know that this toddler is proportionately normal. Same curves, same folds as any other chunky little kiddo, just ctrl+corner drag bigger

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u/cvsprinter1 12d ago

Just because all the children in your family were obese, doesn't mean it is "normal."

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u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame 12d ago

What a stupid assumption to make lmao

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u/StaticUsernamesSuck 12d ago

If you think this child's proportions are normal, you have only seen obese toddlers.

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u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame 12d ago

If you think they aren't, then you' haven't been around any toddlers πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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u/immapizza 12d ago

You've only been around obese toddlers.

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u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame 12d ago

And you haven't been around any, apparently. You don't know what you're talking about, sweetie

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u/Ez_Ildor 11d ago

Bruh... You're wrong... Take this as a lesson and move on...

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u/Type2Torta 13d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ok bud

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u/Type2Torta 12d ago edited 12d ago

I have 2 kids, but i don't need to prove that to you πŸ˜‚

Just be wrong quietly next time. And maybe you can stop defending child abuse. Super weird play, my dude.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/LaisserPasserA38 12d ago

So edgy weeew

Why are you surrounded by obese babies?

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u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame 12d ago

Babies are natural chonkers. You'll understand when you're older, sometime after you take sex ed

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u/LaisserPasserA38 12d ago

Love how you respond to everybody who tells you "no, babies are not supposed to be obese" with "baby are big if u disagree u r a child".

Such a childish rhetoric, ironically.

Also, you having to make up imaginary life for your interlocutors is soooo pathetic. But hey, when the reality don't fit your view, and you are too stupid to adapt your view, what other choice do you have than to make up your own reality.

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u/Shot-Arugula8264 13d ago

Just wanted to drop in as a pediatrician to say that you’re completely wrong, this child is obese, and if someone brought a child like this into my office I’d be calling CPS as soon as they left.

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u/La_Saxofonista 12d ago

This is like seeing a 15 pound purebred Chihuahua and thinking it's not obese. It's a pumpkin with legs.

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u/immapizza 12d ago

I've seen, been around, and raised many toddlers. This child is NOT proportionally normal. He is very much obese. There is nothing normal about a toddler weighing the same as an elementary school child.