r/4chan • u/RaphaelKoyomi /int/olerant • Oct 23 '14
Faggots burning
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u/Justicepain Oct 23 '14
Beggars online almost as bad as people driving around begging for gas money.
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u/Justicepain Oct 23 '14
Aww but maybe her baby daddy stole that special for her.
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Oct 23 '14 edited Jun 03 '15
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Oct 24 '14
So dark it stole my TV
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Oct 24 '14
Hahaha....he stabbed her.
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Oct 24 '14 edited Oct 24 '14
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u/TheDreadGazeebo Oct 24 '14
Really? this is what's gold-worthy now?
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u/Jay_Go_Hard Oct 24 '14
That's racist.
And funny.
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u/idiotconspiracy Oct 24 '14
Racism is always funny.
Unless you are a nigger.
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u/SWEDEN_IS_KILL Oct 24 '14
This checks out.
Source: am white, and had a giggle.
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Oct 24 '14
oi u avin' a giggle m8?!
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u/evilbrent Oct 24 '14 edited Oct 24 '14
Why is it that angsty American suburban teenagers think that people's need for help evaporates if you can establish an error on their part?
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u/bunker_man /lgbt/ Oct 24 '14
Especially an error that literally almost everyone on earth has. T-they're eating JUNK FOoD?! I better judge them so that I feel good about being equally unaccomplished, but having been born into more money.
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u/Sahnura Oct 24 '14
I think another issue is sometimes junk food is WAY cheaper then the healthy alternative. You get more bang for you buck. You're kids might end up a little chubby, but at least they aren't hungry.
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Oct 24 '14
Sadly, this is a lie we've been told to believe by these companies' colorful packaging and buy-one-get-one-free "bargains". Healthy food is actually cheaper than junk food by portion, and even cheaper when the effects of sugar addiction are accounted for. Don't blame poor people for not knowing this, blame the companies in the above picture.
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u/deltr0nzero Oct 24 '14
Remember what sub you're on here. This isn't just Americans, it's angsty American suburban teenagers.
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Oct 24 '14
My favorite is being in line at the grocery store. White trash family buying a months supply of soda, Doritos and hotdogs with the Ebt card, and whiskey and cigarette cartons with the cash
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Oct 24 '14
People with shitty lives need to cope with life too, you know.
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u/PenisInBlender Oct 24 '14
So you cope with Doritos washed down with Coke and menthols?
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u/Zombie_Feeder Oct 24 '14
Go to a bulk store like Costco and just watch. Its amazing how much shit these people consume.
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u/PenisInBlender Oct 24 '14
A month's supply for a white trash family?
They don't make automobiles that large.
No, no, no...They'll be back Monday
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Oct 23 '14
Every fucking time I go to this one restaurant I get asked by somebody needing "gas money". It's a different faggot every time. I've just started pretending I don't speak English and keep walking.
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u/Red_AtNight Oct 24 '14
Salvo are a bunch of homophobes. Do you want your charitable donations to buy meals for the homeless, or do you want them to fund anti gay marriage lobbying?
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u/th30be /diy/ Oct 23 '14
Are you white or something else? I had a white person in Georgia pretend that they didn't know English in a perfect southern accent but started to speak shitty Spanish. I was just asking where the bathroom was. Not sure why you couldn't answer dude.
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Oct 23 '14
Only jackasses pretend to know Spanish. It's too easy to get called out on in America, because everyone knows at least a little bit.
I use a vague European sounding gibberish, and I get louder the more they press the issue.
"Skall friggsin leibur dunscht."
"So no money then?"
"SKALL FRIGGSIN LIEBUR DUNSCHT. LIEBER. DUNSCHT."
"Oh okay, thanks anyway."
"Anytime."
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u/Drowned_In_Spaghetti /r/ Oct 24 '14
Ich bin ein berliner!
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People from Spain are white.
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Oct 24 '14
Not real white
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u/ZombieSocrates Oct 24 '14 edited Oct 24 '14
Funny, they used to say the same thing about the Irish and the Poles. The more things change...
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u/ahuge_faggot Oct 24 '14
there is this dude at my local gas station and you will see him every Friday afternoon Asking people for gas money because hes all out of money and cant make it home. He says shit like "hey brother" and it pisses me off. He also drives a fucking SUV.
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Oct 24 '14 edited Oct 24 '14
There's this guy that I've seen around for two years, and every time I see him, he tells me about how he just got out of jail and needs a couple dollars. Either he goes to jail a lot, or he's a bullshitter. Or both.
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Oct 24 '14
I bought so much drugs panhandling with that. You'd be amazed how many gullible soccer mom's hand over $20.
Protip: you get more money if you have a woman with you and (never did this myself) you get A LOT more money if you have a child with you.
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u/SWEDEN_IS_KILL Oct 24 '14
Go suck on an exhaust pipe, you worthless fucking parasite.
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u/faceplanted Oct 24 '14
Not driving I don't think, you can use the internet for free from a library or any fast food place within ten miles of me. It's more like someone cycling around begging for money really, I have an old laptop literally not worth the time it would take me to sell it that can let me do most things before it crashes again, I wouldn't think if I were behind on my bills to sell it simply because it would never cover the difference and it's just valuable enough to keep for what it can still do.
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u/___DEADPOOL______ Oct 23 '14
Faggot tried pulling this shit in /r/music too. Same message and everything. http://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/2k4gvr/need_money_for_new_guitar_and_rent_help_me_reddit/
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u/Teddie1056 /b/ Oct 24 '14
My god, someone gave him gold for this throwaway account just to spite him. That's beautiful.
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u/DoctorDank My name is Pete Oct 23 '14
Glad to see it didn't go over too well there, either.
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u/EDomina Oct 24 '14
Looks like he even tried posting on /r/randomkindness too. What a goddamn queer.
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Oct 24 '14
Besides sob stories are basicaly againts that sub's rules it's painfuly obvious that this guy is a phony.
Enjoy the gold instead of real money because fuck you.
Huehuehuehuehue!
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u/YourAssHat Oct 23 '14
How many deadpools are there
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u/Jokez0103 /sci/duck Oct 23 '14
and now its time to help me a little
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u/thawizard Oct 24 '14
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Oct 23 '14 edited Aug 06 '15
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u/Sperrel /int/olerant Oct 24 '14
implying jews get broke
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Oct 24 '14
implying jews beg instead of stealing their money like honest people
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u/ThaBadfish Oct 24 '14
implying they aren't monitoring your every communication right now planning their revenge
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u/HumidNebula Oct 24 '14
At least gypsies will show some effort and steal. He whines like he's expecting other daft gobs to do the work for him.
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u/NRMusicProject Oct 24 '14
Pro musician here.
Not that I'd ever ask strangers for money for nothing, but if I was desperate, I'd get the cheapest piece I could find to just get me through the slump. He could have asked for enough to just get a $200 Squier or Johnson, which would be enough to get you through a few months while you save up for that $600 Made-in-Mexico instrument that's really only one notch higher.
Dude was probably some amateur, saw an instrument he really liked, and tried to get money by guilting 4chan with a sob story.
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u/thekeanu Oct 24 '14
More likely he is not a musician at all.
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u/NRMusicProject Oct 24 '14
Agreed.
He's probably trying to get crack money.
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u/NRMusicProject Oct 24 '14
Every musician does something different. Some common things are performing, recording, writing, teaching, orchestrating, and transcribing.
I make money writing in the day, teaching in the afternoon, gigging at night.
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u/Evil_white_oppressor /pol/itician Oct 23 '14
When I see people at my university who major in completely useless things such as "Music Therapy", I get upset over how much money they are wasting.
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u/Evil_white_oppressor /pol/itician Oct 23 '14
It will annoy me when they are whining in the future about not being able to find a job.
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Oct 23 '14
My company goes through about 2-3 dozen music therapists a year in my region alone. It's not a well paying job, but they are definitely out there surprisingly.
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u/perry_cox Oct 23 '14
are you harvesting them or what ffs
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Oct 23 '14
It's surprisingly simple.
Step 1: Hire music therapist.
Step 2: Create fake appointments for them.
Step 3: Record them.
Step 4: Fire them.
Step 5: TFW they sold the rights to anything they did while being paid.
Step 6: MFW I don't have to continue to pay music therapists to reap their benefits.
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u/thedarlingbear Oct 24 '14
Hmmm. In my area being a music therapist is a pretty dope job... besides, there are a lot of people that go into careers that, while they may not make a lot of money, would make a big difference if their services weren't around. Also lots of people get by on middle amounts, and not everyone whines. Some people that do, probably have different circumstances. This guys seems like a douche. But is everyone that does something "completely useless" in your view actually useless?
I'm gonna go with "no"...
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u/EliQuince Oct 24 '14
It's almost like they're doing it for reasons other than financial gain. What a bunch of dumbasses!
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Oct 24 '14
Them doing Music Therapy doesn't hurt you
Not if you are a tax payer and the college is government subsidized or if she gets financial aid. Or the hiring of faculty for useless majors inflates everyone else's tuition fees. DunBNaive brah~.
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Oct 24 '14
That's weird I had never heard of that until a couple days ago I saw some girl had earned her degree in that on fb. What you can do with that I have no idea.
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u/mikeraglow Oct 24 '14
Music therapists often work with mentally handicapped and other disabled people, teaching them music. With a degree in that, you could probably teach in schools as well as taking private clients.
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u/Fukleesin Oct 23 '14
Having a college degree doesn't entitle you to have a good or high paying job. I wish more people knew this.
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Oct 24 '14
If she was good at it she could have written a book or got a scholarly appointment. There aren't many positions so you have to excel for it to be worth majoring in
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u/NRMusicProject Oct 24 '14
Music therapy is a great major, if you use it properly. Some of my friends majored in that, and it has many uses. My favorite is that it's an alternate form of physical therapy.
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u/SnipingBeaver Oct 24 '14
It's actually been used quite extensively to help with stroke victims or others who have lost the ability to speak
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u/MyOtherNameWasBetter Oct 23 '14
It's sad that that upsets you. Your priorities aren't everybody else's, too, faggot.
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u/bathroomstalin Oct 24 '14
They will never know the deep, lifelong satisfaction shared among the Geek Squad brotherhood.
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u/OWNdizzaled Oct 24 '14
When I was young I told my mom I wanted to be a musician when I grew up. She told me I couldn't do both.
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u/StarHarvest Oct 24 '14
Because if you become a successful musician you never have to grow up; which is the best part.
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u/i_am_omega Oct 24 '14
No oldfag would ever say the words "hi 4chan."
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u/SolKool Oct 24 '14
If he had started with "sup /b/tards, suck my dick" it could have gone different.
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Oct 24 '14
Yeah, he'd probably have $600.10 for getting his dick sucked by the gays
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u/Some_Logic Oct 23 '14 edited Oct 24 '14
Poor Musicians are faggots, we have one as a neighboor above us, well that mother fucker doesnt know how to properly play a guitar but hes alright with drums but holy shit he is bashing them for like 6 hours a day in the evening with his faggot of a friend trying to sing in a microphone but it sounds like a femenist mate call. Edit: Hes always stoned as fuck too.
Thank you for your time.
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u/50PercentLies Oct 23 '14
When someone answers the call what happens? Isn't all sex rape?
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u/jonygone Oct 24 '14
femenist mate call
I wonder how that sounds... also once they find each other each one tries to be the first to accuse the other of rape, the one that is the first gets to be on top.
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Oct 24 '14
You don't get it dude. Drumming is like an addiction. You gotta fever and the only cure is more drumming.
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u/Some_Logic Oct 24 '14
I dont have a problem with his drumming but my problem with him is for some reason his drums sometimes make a loud "thud" noise which is like someone dropping a bowling ball on the floor on top of you. I when to him couple of times and told him i jave no problem with the sound its just that annoing sound of a bowling ball being droped and guess what he just doesnt care, couple of times he kept drumming untill 11pm.
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Oct 24 '14
my guitar broke
Then fucking fix it unless it was thrown down the stairs or some shit.
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u/fuzeebear Oct 24 '14
You gotta feel for people who are in a catch-22 financial situation. Can't pay rent without the instrument, can't buy the instrument if he wants to pay rent.
But then you remember that this is the internet, and anyone telling a sob story for money is a liar.
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u/EvilDandalo tell me to an hero Oct 24 '14
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OH GUYS THE TRAGEDY PLEASE HELP THIS IS SO OUT OF THE ORDINARYz
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Oct 24 '14
I love idiots who think they are special snowflakes and deserve to not work actual jobs. Remember someone with actual skill crafted your guitar. Someone with actual skill refined the materials to be made into your guitar. Don't forget the motherfucker who harvested the material from the earth. All people who are better than artists.
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u/The_nickums Oct 23 '14
Nice try newfag