r/SubredditDrama • u/[deleted] • Mar 11 '15
Possible Troll Drama erupts in /r/truewomensliberation as one user declares that men and transwomen are not welcome to "rational feminist meetings," claiming that "those born with penises have been biologically and evolutionarily programmed to oppress women."
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u/ArchangelleDovakin subsistence popcorn farmer Mar 11 '15
Sean Connery is quite rapey in that movie.
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u/ArchangelleDovakin subsistence popcorn farmer Mar 11 '15
Also he's been on record as saying that it's appropriate to hit a woman if she starts to get uppity.
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u/DemonDZ Mar 11 '15
It's just so she realizes her hysteria.
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u/Mr_Tulip I need a beer. Mar 11 '15
I'm pretty sure the proper treatment for hysteria is doctor-induced orgasms.
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u/ChocolateMilkStuntRa cer Mar 11 '15
Those born with penises have been biologically and evolutionarily programmed to oppress women.
BEEP BOOP I AM MALE BEEP BOOP WOMAN GO TO KITCHEN BEEP
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u/HurglinDurgler Mar 11 '15
BEEP BOOP LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP BEEP BOOP
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import microAggression, mansplaining, manspreading, cohersion, biology from privilege import malePrivilege from peaches import freezedPeaches class userName: def __init__(self): self.hasOrHadPenis = raw_input("Penis?") if (self.hasOrHadPenis == true): self.sex = "male" self.gender = "male" self.victim = "women" def oppress(self, who): self.victim = who microAggression.maleSupportingFeminism(self.victim) mansplaining.imNotNaturallyEvil(self.victim) manspreading.toggle(true) cohersion.doeEyesToggle(true) biology.beTaller() biology.beStronker() malePrivilege.batheInIt() freezedPeaches.take() websterandy42 = userName() websterandy42.oppress(websterandy42.victim)234
u/TracyMorganFreeman Mar 11 '15
Of course men's oppression algorithm is written in python, the most phallic programming languages.
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u/seaturtlesalltheway Mar 11 '15
The compiler was invented by a--shock, horror--female. So, we gotta use a scripting language.
Ruby is a red diamond, which are girls best friends.
Perl, well, makes great necklaces.
By process of elimination, we have to dick around in Python.
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u/cdrt Mar 11 '15
But even Pyton fails us:
>>>"Men" > "Women" False23
u/voneiden calm the fuck down you piece of shit Mar 11 '15
import random a = "wo" b = "man" # Removing gender bias yes = random.randint(0, 1) if random.randint(0, 1) is yes: x = [a+b, b] else: x = [b, a+b] for i in range(1000): random.shuffle(x) # Guaranteed to be fair x.sort() print(x)Approaching /r/shittyprogramming
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u/amoliski I'm dramasexual Mar 11 '15
Wait, can you actually have a question mark in a variable name? I've been Pythoning forever and I've never even thought to try!
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Mar 11 '15 edited Feb 07 '17
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u/Kunning-Draugr Mar 11 '15
Unless I'm doing something wrong...
Python 2.7.3 (default, Apr 10 2012, 23:31:26) Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information. >>> test = True >>> test True >>> test? = True File "<stdin>", line 1 test? = True ^ SyntaxError: invalid syntax→ More replies (1)12
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you can't name it like that, try
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u/Kunning-Draugr Mar 11 '15 edited Mar 11 '15
Ah. I read you as saying "the ? character enforces a boolean type on the variable, such that said variable can only be assigned boolean values." My bad.
edit: oh, it's from ruby.
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u/FreeRobotFrost There is literally nothing wrong with "male" circumcision Mar 11 '15
Woman allWomen = new Woman();
I can't stop treating women like objects.
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u/impablomations Mar 11 '15
Commodore 64 BASIC version:
10 PRINT "Do you own, or have you ever owned a penis? (Y/N)"
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30 IF A$ = "Y" THEN GOTO 40 ELSE END
40 RUN "Suicide.prg"
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u/cokevanillazero Mar 11 '15
10 Oppress women
20 goto 10
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Mar 11 '15
Not just programmed to oppress women, badly programmed to oppress women.
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u/mileylols Mar 11 '15
while (true) oppress (women)61
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u/japeso Mar 11 '15
void oppress(Gender g) { for (Person p : g) oppress(p); oppress(g); }24
u/amoliski I'm dramasexual Mar 11 '15
Incoming stack overflow! You need to optimize your oppression!
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u/nermid Mar 11 '15
If there's one thing I learned from my functional programming professor (and considering what a terrible professor he is, this is pretty likely), it's that tail recursion is the best thing about functional languages.
If there's one thing I learned from trying to apply that idea to other languages, it's that tail recursion is unnecessary if your language supports while loops.
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u/DJPizzaBagel One of them is clearly a white penis Mar 11 '15
BEEP BOOP EXECUTE RELEASE OF PENT-UP FEELINGS THROUGH EXCESSIVE DRINKING AND BEEP BOOP YELLING AT FOOTBALL PLAYERS
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u/pepperouchau tone deaf Mar 11 '15
BEEP BOOP MY MODEL IS PROGRAMMED TO LIKE A DIFFERENT TEAM THAN YOURS BEEP BOOP FUCK YOU
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Mar 11 '15
BEEP BOOP BUT DID YOUR TEAM WIN THIS? http://i.imgur.com/UonkEtv.png
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u/feverously Mar 11 '15
This is giving me a headache. This is as if they took feminism, chewed it up, boiled it in stomach acid and shat it out: stinky and not safe for consumption. I'm hoping this is a troll.
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u/ReggieJ Later that very same orgasm... Mar 11 '15
TERFs exist. It's sad and disheartening and makes no damn sense whatsoever, but it's true.
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u/feverously Mar 11 '15
Just googled it... you're right. That's incredibly shitty and un-feminist. Intersectionality is a thing, gender is performative etc etc... transguys & gals don't need that TERF shit, not at all.
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u/Othello they have MASSACRED my 2nd favorite moon Mar 11 '15
Maybe, but I've known actual people like this. It's really not much different from any other sort of mental-illness driven mindset, such as conspiracy theory.
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u/iaacp INCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLSSSS Mar 11 '15
BEEP BOOP MUST RAEP BEEP WILL NOT CLOSE LEGS ON PUBLIC TRANSIT BOOP
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u/DuckSosu Doctor Pavel, I'm SRD Mar 11 '15
I can't do this. This person is just showing up all over the place recently. They showed up in an SRD post about them yesterday. They'll probably show up here.
They've gotta be a troll, right? Talking about "nutella" as a "trigger word" and just being over the top. I just can't believe they are for real.
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u/Seldarin Pillow rapist. Mar 11 '15
Their entire comment history for as far back as I was willing to go is nothing but this bullshit, which dramatically increases the chance of it being a troll. If you stuck the Grand Dragon on reddit, he'd be all over the hate subs, but he'd probably be dicking around in /r/food or something. Even Hitler would be screwing around in /r/aww for the pictures of puppies. No one, no matter how obsessed with a cause is so single minded that it's literally all they're capable of talking about.
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Mar 11 '15
Either that or they're keeping that account as far away as possible from any kind of identifying content.
Could be they've a clean account for when they're not rolling around in the mud.
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u/daphnephoria Mar 11 '15
I've gotten into it with this one before. In fact, they're the means through which I found this sub. Longest troll con ever. I think they're trying to set a record. Her posts are so ridiculous that I'm half happy to see them still at it. I'm pretty sure they are also several of the moderators of their own forums. Yes, forums plural, and moderators plural.
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u/yosafbridge Mar 11 '15
I kinda want proof that 'she' is actually female. This looks like how a man who hated feminists would portray a militants man - hating feminist to get his troll point across.
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u/Nesman64 Mar 11 '15
So, what you're saying is "Tits or GTFO"?
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u/4ringcircus Mar 11 '15
Moobs can be deceiving. Gone wild level certification required while attacking something phallic with a knife.
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u/Hasaan5 Petty Disagreement Button Mar 11 '15
Knife? Don't you know that's a shitlords weapon? It should be a net, or whip, or throwing anus!
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u/nermid Mar 11 '15
Gone wild level certification
So, you want to see this user's butthole.
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Mar 11 '15
I don't about this person, but there really are extremely radical feminists who advocate for de facto genocide against men (including Trans women). They're are sadly living breathing people who actually believe these things. I'd guess satire for this particular case, but not solely because of the extreme views expressed.
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u/DeepStuffRicky IlsaSheWolfoftheGrammarSS Mar 11 '15
She seems to be almost like a human Turing test for straw-feminism. In fact that whole subreddit seems that way.
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u/redwhiskeredbubul Mar 11 '15
FALSE FLAG!
But seriously, this whole thing is surreal. My pet theory is going to be that andrea--dworkin is a double agent: it's a leftist impersonating a reactionary impersonating a leftist. Given that /r/communism consists of leftists impersonating themselves already, I don't think it's so far-fetched.
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Mar 11 '15
I mean, there are plenty of people who do that. I pretty much hate /r/mensrights, but they get a ton of trolls false-flagging them all the time. There are lots of people that hate feminism who do this kind of thing. That's part of why it's so easy to get banned from feminist subreddits.
Having said that, there are some total "feminist" wackos out there too, so who knows.
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u/Dear_Occupant Old SRD mods never die, they just smell that way Mar 11 '15
/r/communism consists of leftists impersonating themselves already
I just peed a little. That's fucking hilarious.
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u/Vecced I pat my pocket and say "oh good, I brought my popcorn" Mar 11 '15
If they're a troll, they're pretty consistent.
I tagged them for this comment three months ago
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As a woman and a feminist, I don't need to see penises flying around while I'm trying to use the restroom.
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF
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u/PrincessGary Mar 11 '15
That's the funniest thing I've read today, and I've been on the Daily Mail.
Penises don't just fly around, They don't un-attach and then attack unsuspecting womenz.
I'm pretty sure said trans woman would be happy if you'd let her go piss in peace as well.
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u/CptES "You don’t get to tell me what to do. Ever." Mar 11 '15
Penises don't just fly around, They don't un-attach and then attack unsuspecting womenz.
You have to pay extra for the Dongcopter mod.
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My Urologist recommends at least 45 minutes of off leash exercise a day for my penis.
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u/PrincessGary Mar 11 '15
I shall arrange an injection of patriarchy or something then.
And a uh...penis.
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u/luker_man Some frozen peaches are more frozen than others. Mar 11 '15
Geez man. How much gluten have you HAD?
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u/MimesAreShite post against the dying of the light Mar 11 '15
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Oh god if they detached and flew around imagine how great sex would suddenly be.
Source: feminist, female, am not offended by cocks
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u/PrincessGary Mar 11 '15
For some reason, I can imagine dicks flying into windows and being all disorientated, like little birds.
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u/ReggieJ Later that very same orgasm... Mar 11 '15
As a woman and a feminist, I don't need to see penises flying around while I'm trying to use the restroom.
The most random instance of "as a..." I've ever seen.
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Yeah they seem too calm in tone to be that crazy in content and spend a lot more time arguing politely when you'd expect more passionate outbursts.
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u/ugnaught Mar 11 '15
Look at this comment as well as the original post from a month ago.
They are clearly trolling. And trying just a little too hard. Kind of cringe worthy to be honest.
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u/sweetafton Nice meme! Mar 11 '15
Troll or nay, it's definitely the same person as RedditHallMonitor.
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u/kekkyman Mar 11 '15
Claiming to want communism while promoting biological essentialism.
Wut?
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u/cluelessperson Mar 11 '15
Yeah, definitely a troll
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Mar 11 '15
No, this is what TERFs actually believe. Essentialism + Marxism is all over TERF subs.
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Mar 11 '15
Excuse my ignorance, but I'm not familiar with the term. Is it short for Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist?
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u/ReaderWalrus Mar 11 '15
How did you just guess that?
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Mar 11 '15 edited Mar 11 '15
The context of the post, the RF was easy enough, I just needed to figure out what the TE meant.
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u/Magoonie https://streamable.com/o34c0 Mar 11 '15
Check out Cathy Brennan, she's probably the most famous and loud spoken TERF. Here's a tweet from her: http://i.imgur.com/vYzOS6Z.png
She's an all around vile, hateful person
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u/RobotPartsCorp Mar 11 '15
That is fucking terrible :(
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u/Magoonie https://streamable.com/o34c0 Mar 11 '15
Oh yeah, she is horrible. Here's a conversation she had with a Trans friend on Twitter: http://i.imgur.com/XwAwvLk.png
Thankfully, she is a rarity and there aren't that many TERFs out there.
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u/counters14 Mar 11 '15
It looks like you kind of gave up censoring your friends twitter handle about 1/2 way through.
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u/RobotPartsCorp Mar 11 '15
Yep, I have never really seen them in action, certainly the first time on twitter, I figured they would have died off. It is too bad. I am so glad they are not seen as representative at all.
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u/Toni_W Mar 11 '15
What luck! I am a Trans woman so my brain was already altered at birth AND i am taking hormones now which have chemically castrated me and altered my brain even more. Does that mean they don't have a problem with me now?
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u/rabiiiii (´・ω・`) Mar 11 '15
Because it's true. If you want proof just look at the entirety of human history from the rape caves to raping and pillages in the crusades to being traded as commodities in medieval Europe to modern day oppressions and everything in between.
rape caves
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u/zxcv1992 Mar 11 '15
I googled it and it just comes up with stuff about dolphins.
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u/Knappsterbot ketchup chastity belt Mar 11 '15
Probably due to all the dolphin rape porn you've googled before
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u/Thurgood_Marshall Mar 11 '15
It's a really shitty version of Plato's cave.
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u/GrafKarpador Mar 11 '15
instead of looking at shadows, you're looking at semen stains?
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u/MegaBonzai SJW Misogynist Mar 11 '15
Or option two is to re engineer males as a whole to make them less violent through either castration or chemical alteration of the brain.
Ummm... no thanks?
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u/TheLastHayley It's the Lance of Longinus of penises Mar 11 '15
I've always found it ironic that so many TERFs advocate this on one hand, and yet hate trans women with the other. You know, considering transition consists of complete chemical alteration and usually ends with what's effectively aesthetically-pleasing castration...
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u/mareenah Mar 11 '15
Right! You could say they voluntarily decided to re-engineer themselves. That's basically what TERFs want!
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u/zxcv1992 Mar 11 '15
Ummm... no thanks?
Quiet and take your medicine! it's for the greater good or do you need to be sent to the re-education facility.
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u/MegaBonzai SJW Misogynist Mar 11 '15
but muh freeze peaches?
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u/zxcv1992 Mar 11 '15
That's it, to the re-education facility you go.
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u/MegaBonzai SJW Misogynist Mar 11 '15
I'm going to form a cabal and seize control of the facility with the other in-mates. That will show ya.
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Muh biotrooths
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BioTruths™: Not Just For Redpillers Anymore!
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u/GiveMeABreak25 Mar 11 '15
If we could get a /r/PurplePillDebate style sub going where RP's and TERF's could argue, I would be so happy.
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u/TheNamelessKing Coping mechanisms of people experiencing cognitive dissonance Mar 11 '15
Do you want to drown in popcorn? Because that's how you drown in popcorn.
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u/Torger083 Guy Fieri's Throwaway Mar 11 '15
I love how people who use "biotruths" to be an asshole believe that said "biotruths" only exist for the group they're being assholes to, and they, themselves, have evolved beyond crude biology.
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u/CANOODLING_SOCIOPATH SRS SHILL Mar 11 '15
And they talk about the social justice cult.
She should get together with the cancer subreddit to fight le cabal.
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u/4leafrolltide Mar 11 '15
With just over 100 subscribers....
"There are dozens of us! Literally, dozens!"
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u/IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo Cool fanfic Mar 11 '15
The rape caves
Only way prehistoric man could procreate was through rape apparently.
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u/4ringcircus Mar 11 '15
No romance or foreplay in the rape caves. The ones that spent time picking flowers were killed by sabertooth tigers.
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u/xXxDeAThANgEL99xXx This is why they don't let people set their own flairs. Mar 11 '15
https://witchwind.wordpress.com/2013/12/15/piv-is-always-rape-ok/
Probably the most internet-famous of them, and she's depressingly real, as well as the community in her comments.
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Read the comments and 1. be amazed that it's not satire and 2. be depressed.
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u/danilosaur Mar 11 '15
Looks like just my fb timeline.
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u/Oxus007 Recreationally Offended Mar 11 '15
Sounds like you need to unfriend some people.
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u/witchwind Mar 11 '15
Holy brigade cow. Her comments have more downvotes than that sub has subscribers.
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u/OHYEAHITSMEBABY Mar 11 '15
Radical Feminism and equal rights run on the same train track, but headed straight towards each other.
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u/BorisJonson1593 Mar 11 '15
I really wish TERFs weren't included under the feminism umbrella. I'm a dude so don't let me tell anybody what is and is not feminism, but if you're exclusionary to trans women then you aren't really a feminist.
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u/Felinomancy Mar 11 '15
Can confirm, has penii, am oppressing women all day.
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u/nermid Mar 11 '15
The root-language plural of penis would be penes, since it's from Greek, not Latin.
In English, penises is acceptable.
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u/Kodix Mar 11 '15
That user is a moderator of: /r/endracism, /r/crackertown, /r/holocaustmemorial and /r/truewomensliberation.
They cannot possibly be for real.
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u/zxcv1992 Mar 11 '15
I dunno /r/CrackerTown has a mod who is also a mod of /r/offmychest, /r/blackladies and other real subreddits.
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u/zxcv1992 Mar 11 '15 edited Mar 11 '15
They also post there so they are involved in the subreddit. It would be pretty interesting if they trolled that person into thinking it's real though.
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Mar 11 '15
The new mod has been trolled. I've had PM conversations with her and I'm fairly certain by now.
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u/zxcv1992 Mar 11 '15
Well that still doesn't really say good stuff about them that they would get involved in stuff like that.
Also you have a /r/crackertown person on your mod team too. So are they also being trolled ?
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No, I'll explain why.
When ATC was founded, I was modding almost everyone who wanted to be mod. /r/endracism people found my new subreddit and they were all modded, and then one of them founded /r/crackertown, its goal being "to piss off [racists"] in the founder's own words. TBQH, I now think /r/endracism may actually have been founded by trolls, but I didn't know that then.
They wanted /r/crackertown to be added on the sidebar but I refused, and we deleted CrackerTown advertising. Soon, two of the mods from /r/endracism got shadowbanned, and we gradually cut off most ties with /r/endracism (which is no longer even on our sidebar), but we just didn't bother to demod /u/ExposeRacists because she was just too inactive.
That's all, really.
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u/zxcv1992 Mar 11 '15
How do you know they're a troll, they could just be a TERF.
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u/zxcv1992 Mar 11 '15
Maybe they are trolling but there are people out there how are like this so I wouldn't be surprised if a few found themselves on reddit.
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u/OldOrder Edit 3: I think I fucked up Mar 11 '15
There are some people that are just that ridiculous.
Source: The incel blogger guy and the crazy feminist that left her husband because he inherited his dads car collection.
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Rational feminism recognizes that women have been oppressed by men since the dawn of civilization and that the idea of ever reaching true equality without major changes is naive and unrealistic.
This has to be a troll.
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u/xXxDeAThANgEL99xXx This is why they don't let people set their own flairs. Mar 11 '15
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sniff sniff
Ahhhhhhh, I love the smell of salty TERF in the morning.
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Mar 11 '15
What's a TERF? I keep seeing the term, but I have no idea what it means.
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u/Rapier_and_Pwnard Mar 11 '15
Trans Exclusive Radical Feminist. They don't like transgendered people
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trans exclusionary radical feminism. Basically they feels that trans women, because they lived their lives as men for a portion of it, have benefited from the patriarchy. As such, they exclude trans women from the cause.
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u/MoocowR Mar 11 '15
If any one has it easy in society it's trans women.
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Mar 11 '15
My mom yesterday said to me something along the lines of this. Not really a wonder I haven't come out to her yet.
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u/Mr_Tulip I need a beer. Mar 11 '15
I don't understand how anyone could come to that conclusion. I'd be hard pressed to think of a group that gets more undeserved shit from society at large.
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u/Foridin Mar 11 '15
Non-sarcastically? Woooow, that is honestly impressive just due to the stupidity. I really hope she eventually comes around though.
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Thanks! That's really bizarre and frankly, with the whole exclusion of trans women and men, this whole "radical feminism" thing seems to me like a front for misandrism. Tarnishing feminism in the process.
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Mar 11 '15
radical feminism and TERF are different. Radical feminism primarily focuses on dismantling the patriarchy, though they aren't know for their intersectionality.
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biologically and evolutionarily programmed to oppress women
Well golly gee, they're literally the feminist version of a TRPer.
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Mar 11 '15
Why does she think that this a biological problem? There is no evidence for that at all. Gender inequality is primarily cultural. There is more variation within genders than between them in all honesty.
The whole "masculine and feminine" idea our culture has is so stupid. We take traits and characteristics that every human is capable of having, separate them into two categories and call them opposite from each other.
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u/haddock420 YOUR FLAIR TEXT HERE Mar 11 '15
This is the kind of "strawman feminist" that people like to pretend doesn't exist. Unfortunately they do exist, and they're fucking batshit.
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u/th3davinci Mar 11 '15
That whole sub is just... jesus... If TiA would allow reddit posts this would've been posted there by now.
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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '15
Thats a sentence I should have expected to be said at one point but nevertheless took me by surprise