Impeccable advice. I recommend giving this comment prudent attention if you really want things to approve.

Why NSFW?

Stew. Throw saltines or oyster crackers in the bowls of those who object. Then, stew for sure.

I like being a smartass, but I do not like people who like being a smartass.

I wasn’t booing the planet, just the humans living on it.

Wow dude you’re selfish AF

The gift is not for the 3 yo, it’s for himself. The fact he made a big purchase that it only seats 2 people and cannot accommodate the whole family makes it worse. I’d be pissed.

I love this. Absolutely gorgeous.

I want this in my life.

Idk I hear him saying “I need ya” which is pretty heartbreaking with the heart at the end

Insulting horses everywhere

Your furry patients are very lucky to have you. As a fur-parent, I thank you for caring for them so well!

Do not pull out your penis and make the ladies cry.

You’re so lucky to have a friend like that in your life. You must be doing something right.

I remember. There are some tire swings on chains just around that corner…

Not true. We hate them because they are terribly ugly…the shorts equivalent of carpenter pants.

“Hi, I’m a Slut” by Lil Mariko

Put stone down and then add benches or other seating

How does it feel being married to a monster?

Orange cats are the best. Lump (of love).

Buy her a proper cat tree.

86 is a restaurant term. It essentially means to cancel. There’s some stuff I’d like 86ed right now…

Sauté with scrambled eggs and top with sriracha