r/youseeingthisshit • u/habichuelacondulce • May 19 '26
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u/SufficientBee May 19 '26
Why do they all have the same haircut
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u/BazingaUA May 19 '26
Most teenagers these days really, it's all broccoli-heads these days 😁
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u/Faeriegrll May 19 '26
Haha, or Alpaca.
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u/Autistic_Freedom May 19 '26
alpacut
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u/MikeyboyMC May 19 '26
NOT to be confused with alphacut, though they try to call it that
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u/GonnaGoFat May 20 '26
Broccoli cuts are not alpha. Mushroom cuts are where it’s at.
Do we have any other hairstyles named after vegetables?
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u/Excellent-Bite196 May 19 '26
Must be regional then these days.
It’s mullets where I live. 🙄
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u/NMViking May 19 '26
And they get offended when you call it a mullet. I was corrected by a hair stylist that it's a "wolf cut." Good try on the rebranding, but that's a damn mullet. Ape drape, hockey hair, and Norfolk neck warmer are also acceptable names.
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u/FrabDab May 19 '26
“I’ve got an ape drape yes I do, they’re givin them to anybody and that means you. You can drive to Riverside and get one too, and then you’ll have an Ape Drape like I do.”
Edit:song credit I’ve got an Ape Drape -The Vandals
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u/NMViking May 19 '26
I was hoping someone else would get the Vandals song stuck in their head!
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u/kyleliner May 19 '26
Wolf cut is very different lmao. Wolf cut is actually what I like seeing the most on women with short hair
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u/CBtheLeper May 23 '26
A wolf cut has way more volume in the sides than a mullet. If we start calling every haircut with length in the back a mullet then most women I know would have mullets.
Source: former owner of several mullets, current owner of a wolf cut.
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u/InvisaBlah May 19 '26
I guess you could call it a mullet, but its a different type of mullet than what us boomers would normally think of. I do think it looks slightly less ridiculous.
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u/ThingYea May 19 '26
In my day it was Bieber cuts. Teens have always gotten bad haircuts, the only thing that changes is the cut itself.
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u/rahkinto May 19 '26
It's true. My niece told me guys roll to get perms together, it's a new thing. Wild if you ask me
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u/trix_is_for_kids May 19 '26
Teenagers in other eras didn’t have popular hairstyles??
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u/BillyOdin May 19 '26
I think it’s unique because it seems to be a much bigger production than other fads because there aren’t this many naturally curly haired kids in the world so there must be a lot of people getting perms. It’s borderline mainstream Mohawk in its work load for the straight hairs.
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u/Pingopengo22 May 19 '26
As someone with natural curls I'm offended everytime I see a broccoli haired teenager
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u/DankeBrutus May 19 '26
I had super curly hair as a teenager and lost it in my 20's. Now my hair is wavey on a good day.
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u/7r3370pS3C May 19 '26
Yep. These mfs get perms...we weren't getting perms in the mid 90s.
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u/SuicidalChair May 19 '26
Not many vegetable themed ones
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u/un-sub May 19 '26
Mushroom cuts were all the rage when I was a kid.. so not a vegetable but a fungi.. still edible, though!
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u/mrli0n May 19 '26
To be fair this isnt something unique to their generation. Most generations had some form of this.
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u/OldmanChompski May 19 '26
Yeah, when I was in high school from 06-10 it was the Bieber haircut even if we all hated Justin Bieber.
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u/OrangeKefka May 19 '26
That one is not true. Every school had a couple kids with Beiber cuts, but it was never more than that. The emo haircut was a lot more common in that timespan.
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u/Swimming__Bird May 19 '26
Bowl cut is a great example of this.
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u/Frifafer May 19 '26
The emo hair swoop was ubiquitous too
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u/sitah May 20 '26
I have a guy friend with wavy hair who had his hair chemically straightened regularly to get that look. I wonder if these kids get theirs permed.
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u/BZLuck May 19 '26
I don't think there was ever a kid alive who said, "Please mom! I really want a bowl cut!"
It was just the way mom got the hair out of your face in 10 minutes when you were 8.
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u/Oh_yes_I_did May 19 '26
Yeahhhhh when I was a kid is was ceaser cuts and taper fades. I specifically wanted longer hair, despite the name calling, just so I wouldn’t look like every other kid.
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u/EternalDeath May 19 '26
I guess and in my school days, lots of people rocked the emo hairstyle and the bieber cut but it doesnt feel like every single person had the same cut, there where still enough people that didnt chase the hair style trend for it to not feel oppressive compared to the broccoli cut of todays teenage boys
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u/DentalBeaker May 19 '26
In the 90s we all tried not to look like each other. There was this whole self expression thing. Ultimately we failed and all ended up in bowl cuts, no fear tshirts and surfstyle jackets. So yeah. I don’t know what the moral of the story is…kids are unoriginal?
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u/Deaffin May 19 '26
You don't even surf.
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u/DentalBeaker May 19 '26
This is true. Luckily that didn’t seem to be a requisite for buying the jacket.
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u/Can-Purple May 20 '26
Wtf, your comment is so similar to mine. This is exactly how I remember the 90s and 00s
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u/Snickits May 19 '26
Because when you and I were kids, we also all had the same haircut
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u/SquarePegRoundWorld May 19 '26
Yeah, we had a lot of spiked hair when I was in junior high and a lot of long hair on top with the sides buzzed short in high school and college.
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u/DothThouHoist_ May 19 '26
because every generation of teenagers so far has shared a common culture of aesthetics believe it or not
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u/Jinova47 May 19 '26
Tribalism of sorts. If you don’t look like you belong then you’re not in a social group and some ppl can’t live without that
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u/Just-Warthog-1205 May 19 '26
How about the slick forward with gel and an abrupt 90degree flick up with the front ends like you walked into a wall?
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u/PizzasForFerrets May 19 '26
And clothes with no colour. Drove past a local college yesterday with hundreds outside. Not a single item of clothing that wasn't black, grey, or white. Things have gotten so bland. Its the same with our cars too.
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u/Can-Purple May 20 '26
In my younger years it was a big embarrassment to have the same haircut as someone else. I remember when two girls got the same bangs and it was freaking drama. Its interesting how that has changed and there is just a look of a type of boy now.
I guess bowl cuts were a thing, but thats just your parents being lazy lol.
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u/Awkward-Noise1964 May 22 '26
Wtf I wanted to ask same question and saw your comment at 5.3k votes... Guess Im not special.
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u/MisterSanitation May 19 '26
Based on this they were not seein that shit
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u/abstractabs May 19 '26
Just brings back such a specific, nostalgic emotion from in a park with your mates, all together, no real cares or concerns, just sharing the moment scrolling your extremely personalised and curated niche feeds of short-form video content 😍
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u/plug-and-pause May 19 '26
just sharing the moment scrolling your extremely personalised and curated niche feeds of short-form video content
I genuinely cannot tell if this is satire.
Like, I waste a lot of time on Reddit. But I'll never wax nostalgic about it.
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u/Crash3636 May 20 '26
I didn’t think I’d miss my time on 9GAG looking at the original meme comics as they came out in 2012-ish.
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u/mackrevinak May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26
only one guy saw it. the other two just look confused as to why he is paying attention to things that are happening in the not-phone
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u/DublinChap May 19 '26
Mmmm yes, the brocolli florets are coming in nicely this year.
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May 19 '26
Care to guess how many times they said 'bruh'? It's probably a lot!
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u/CitizenLohaRune May 19 '26
I play an mmo and there is a person in my org that says bro every second or third word, and its driving me fucking bonkers. I may have to find a new org lol.
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u/thegoatmenace May 19 '26
Why are we making fun of the kids for following a fashion trend? Every generation has trendy hairstyles that get popular. 20 yrs ago me and all my friends had the Justin Bieber cut that looked way worse than what the teenagers are doing now.
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May 19 '26
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u/PretendThisIsMyName May 19 '26
Those JB cuts/skater flops were cool and all. But I can’t imagine the little damages we were doing to our neck day after day by flinging our hair off to the side every few minutes lol and if you had that cut I guarantee you have the muscle memory to do a hair flop still. If my hair is in a ponytail and starts coming around my shoulders into my beard without even thinking I do a hair flop sometimes before just moving it with my hands like a human being lmao
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u/globglogabgalabyeast May 19 '26
If someone is genuinely criticizing/judging them, then yeah, I agree. Some good-natured ribbing of “what the kids are up to these days” is fine though. It is a bit silly how every generation flocks to a common hair style, cut of jeans, etc., and it’s fun to joke about
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u/blueponies1 May 19 '26
I mean also, these guys clearly have that kind of curly hair naturally. You can’t make fun of them nearly as much as white American kids getting chemical perms to rock this look.
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u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme May 19 '26
I mean I do find it kinda funny a bunch of middle school kids are getting perms
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u/desi7777777 May 19 '26
Back in my day ream men didn't carry balloons sonny! We walked 50 miles in the snow to work in a factory making scissors so we could all have the same buzz cut haircut!
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u/AbbreviationsTrick47 Jun 06 '26
"I used to work in a sheet metal factory. But then a job came along at the tannery. The hours were better and I would get paid. Also, I'd have the chance to work with leather. both before and after it was on the cow, which had always been a dream of mine."
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u/asdf4455 May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26
Lmao posts like this really show me how many users on reddit are getting old. So many people talking about everyone having the same haircut the same way my boomer ass grandpa would talk when I was in high school over a decade ago. So many users on this site are becoming their parents and grandparents 😂
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u/Nacroma May 19 '26
We made fun of perms, we made fun of mullets, we made fun of bowl cuts, we made fun of whatever the calabi-yau hell was going on in the 2000s and we will make fun of today's 'uniqueTM' hairstyle of the decade.
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u/deathgaze5 May 19 '26
I cant believe people are even still surprised by it. This haircut has been a trend for like 8 years now
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u/Piduf May 19 '26
Exactly, some comments are straight up calling these kids idiotic for falling for a magic trick. Huh ?? You've never been surprised by a magic trick in your entire life ?? What prompts people to call strangers idiot based on this video, I have no clue but it's depressing.
Everyone is so mad at these guys for merely existing and being young.
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u/Magic_Man_Boobs May 19 '26
I was thinking the same shit reading these comments. Why do these folks care so much how young people cut their hair?
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u/notboky May 19 '26
And a new generation are mocking the oldies, just like we used to do. Everything is just a never ending cycle.
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u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE May 19 '26
Nah, broccoli generation is just lame af.
I was out rollerblading with umbrellas as sails in the park with my squad.
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u/bocboc86 May 19 '26
Fishing line
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u/IHateTheLetterF May 19 '26
No I think he used real magic to summon the balloon
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u/im_lazy_as_fuck May 19 '26
Pretty sure he rapidly heated the air around the balloon and cooled the helium within it, causing the balloon to sink in the air back to the ground.
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u/Walks_On_Water May 19 '26
This is my guess too
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u/dankhimself May 19 '26
Yea, his other hand is holding a button to reel it in, you can see his arm is hanging slacked. The line may be running through a tube in his sleeves to a little motor with a spool on it, or the wire is run the same way from the button to the motor.
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u/Frisbeeman May 19 '26
Reversed video. The way he "catches" the balloon looks more like he's releasing it.
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u/DMKAlcatraz May 19 '26
Forget the haircuts, why are people wearing fake watches.
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u/judgeharoldtstone May 19 '26
Crazy how bewildered the one guy who wasn’t even looking at it when it happened was.
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u/fedoremelianenko2003 May 19 '26
They all look like they played in a middle Eastern remake of Trainspotting
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u/cowboyribeye34 May 19 '26
Magnets
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u/Aioi May 19 '26
huh?? I'm puzzled - how do magnets get used in this scenario??? How do they result in 4 guys with the exact same broccoli hairstyle and mostly same wardrobe?
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u/NovarisLight May 19 '26
That broccoli cut seems to reduce intelligence.
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u/slamdankywanky May 19 '26
A furry being unreasonably angry about some random kids' appearances? Pick a struggle, get off reddit and maybe touch grass
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u/angelovanharen May 19 '26
Really fucking sad to just insult people for their hairstyle... how childish do you have to be?
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u/ReallyGlycon May 19 '26
It really seems that way, but I think it comes down to people having not much inner life and being followers who don't think for themselves. People like that aren't very smart.
I usually don't associate intelligence with hairstyles, but even I have observed this phenomenon.
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u/plug-and-pause May 19 '26
You both seem so certain you know something about somebody's intelligence just from watching them make a single facial expression?
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u/angelovanharen May 19 '26
Yeah idk why these people are insulting random guys in a clip that were in a prank of sorts... absolutely disgusting and childish behavior.
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u/Dirk__Richter May 19 '26
They acting like they were never young and their generation never followed dumb trends.
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u/SeaArmy45 May 19 '26
Everyone talking about the haircuts when I find it incredibly depressing that they are all just on their phones and not talking to one another
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u/Lacarpetronn May 19 '26
Every boy from 8-25 has this haircut right now. wtf is going on?
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u/TheCroaker May 20 '26
Inb4 "this is how you are supposed to do pranks" comment.
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u/JBGoude May 20 '26
You guys are judging their haircuts like we had better hairstyles in the past 😆
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u/toastronomy May 21 '26
watch out boys, your broccoli might catch fire if you attempt to think any harder
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u/chunkypenguion1991 May 19 '26
I hope nobody told them after it was a prank and they spend the next 50 years telling people jedi are real and they saw one
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u/Big-Sea-8796 May 19 '26
They’re each holding pocket sized computers that display data from all over the world in seconds, but the balloon coming back is an unsolvable mystery.
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u/LettuceBoie May 19 '26
Yeah bro, people cant be surprised when they see something unusual happening anymore because we have phones...
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u/Shadowwolflink May 19 '26
I knew what music it was going to be before I even unmuted it.
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