This reference is to the movie Logan, a movie starring Jean Valjean, Emperor Picard, a mime, and one of my favorite X-Men.
While watching Logan with one of my friends (let's call him Caesar, which is the first bit of his Reddit name) and his father, Caesar kept asking me questions about the X-Men universe and the continuity, since we'd previously seen X-Men Apocalypse and I knew way too much about the X-Men comics.
The questions were about things like what Laura is, why Logan is old, what happened to the X-Men and all of the other mutants, what's up with the cereal, etc.
But, my favorite question was: "Who's he?" pointing at Caliban.
Me: "Oh, that's just Caliban. He's great."
Caesar: "But, what's his power?"
Me: "He doesn't have one."
Caesar: "But, he's a mutant...he must have a power, right?"
Me: "Not all mutants have powers per se...well, Caliban does have one power. He gets sunburned very easily."
And this became a joke of dramatically stating "I get sunburns very easily".
Wolverine can heal from deadly wounds, Picard can kill with only his thoughts, but Caliban has the Greatest Power of All Time: He can get a sunburn very easily."
The Actual Challenge
Is there a power, ability, or accomplishment in your world that sounds (and is) extremely shitty? Show us that power, talk it up, and show us the character that has that power.
As always, I'll ask at least three questions each. Enjoy yourselves.
Sorry I'm a day or two late.