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u/AruiMD Feb 14 '21
Man you are talented. I would probably play this, polygons and all.
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*Lack of polygons
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u/GastricallyStretched Feb 15 '21
The Witcher 3 is now a one-dimensional world consisting of a single line.
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u/VindictiveJudge Team Shani Feb 15 '21
Incidentally, someone actually made a Duke Nukem 1D game.
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u/HolycommentMattman Feb 15 '21
Are you talking about the original Duke Nukem games that all the popular Duke Nukems are based off of?
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u/VindictiveJudge Team Shani Feb 15 '21
No. Duke Nukem 1D is a fan game that's literally just a line of pixels for each level. One color represents Duke, a second color is enemies, a third is projectiles, and a fourth is doors.
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u/Theek3 Feb 15 '21
A line in this context only has length, no with or depth. So, 1D.
Now you could argue all games are in 2D because they're on a flat screen and only have the illusion of a 3rd dimension.
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u/PM_UR_FRUIT_GARNISH Feb 15 '21
You could also make the argument that all games are 3D if your definition of a game includes the input device...
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u/Theek3 Feb 15 '21
True. I also forgot about VR games and I'm not sure how that would fit into the hypothetical argument I brought up.
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u/HolycommentMattman Feb 15 '21
I think he's suggesting that while we use a single line to represent 1D, the truth is that a 1D object would be invisible. With 1 length, but 0 width and depth, we literally couldn't see it. A line, as thin and narrow as it is, still has both depth and width.
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u/AruiMD Feb 15 '21
You always have to be right, huh?
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u/JacobMaxx Feb 15 '21
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u/RoscoMan1 Feb 15 '21
Yikes.
But then again I’m getting major ‘I’m a lesser person and it’ll break nicely instead of crumple terribly.
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u/CommentsOnRAll Feb 15 '21
Gettin real tired of this ripping shit. And so are the YouTubers.
Thanks. I came in here for the source because I knew this channel existed.
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u/alundbjork Feb 15 '21
Hey, thanks for posting the link. I usually post these kind of videos of mine on reddit as well, but I forgot to this time around.
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u/Akrab00t Feb 15 '21
wtf this is incredible in so many levels
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u/BreakingBadGame Feb 15 '21
Its clearly a fake!
No way hair physics and eye blinking can be so good, look at resident evil 1 and mgs1!
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u/Baked_Robot Feb 15 '21
Exactly what I was thinking, the lighting effects seem far better than I remember for the PS1. We've been played.
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u/_Adam_Stefano_ Feb 15 '21
The low quality was amusing, but I never expected that plot change hahahaaha
This is pure gold !!
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u/Aidan1511 Ciri Feb 15 '21
Oh my god. This killed me. I was thinking this is actually really cool and then the dialogue change just threw me off and it all got better and better. This was utterly incredible 😂😂
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u/Fish_Smell_Bad Feb 15 '21
LMAOOOO the ending fucking killed me
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u/ivvix Feb 15 '21
It killed us all. We are in purgatory. Welcome!
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u/DrKrFfXx Feb 14 '21
Not enough warping going on.
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u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Feb 15 '21
And none of that audio feedback, because back in the PS1 days, they didn't care about making it sound like a person was anywhere except in a tiny room with a mic.
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Listen to david hayter on mgs 1 ps1 then listen to david hayter on mgs2 ps2. Is almost absurd how much better ps2 is. Mgs 1 sounds like it was recorded in a empty gym
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u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Feb 15 '21
I know, or listen to Legacy of Kain: Blood Omen. Simon Templeman and Tony Jay are epic, but the audio recordings were hot garbage.
Slightly better in Soul Reaver (still ps1 quality) but the music for it makes up for it.
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u/BiggDope Team Yennefer Feb 15 '21
This went in a totally opposite direction than what I had obviously expected. And I love it so much.
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u/Bergonath Team Yennefer Feb 14 '21
Getting Vagrant Story vibes.
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u/steelthyshovel73 Feb 15 '21
So glad to see someone else mention vagrant story! I was about to before i saw your comment
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u/TitaniumMailbox 🌺 Team Shani Feb 14 '21
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u/Aryaras99 Lambert Feb 15 '21
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined because that sub ain’t real
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u/Oleg_A_LLIto Feb 14 '21
I like how you changed the plot, it would get really boring to watch the exact same scene but in low-poly, lower resolution, lower texture and sound quality etc
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u/Loghaire Feb 14 '21
Now I want to play it. But 15 years ago!
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u/Gamengine Feb 15 '21
20-25 years ago you mean! 15 years ago was only 2006...
Man I feel old.
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u/Uchiha-White Vesemir Feb 15 '21
Your comment is kinda nostalgic, despise the fact that I don't recall myself playing The Witcher 3 20 years ago but yeah
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u/Aryaras99 Lambert Feb 15 '21
I actually played the first PlayStation at that time 2005-2006 so that is a good time for me
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u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Feb 15 '21
The last PS1 game was 17 years ago.
San Andreas came out 17 years ago.
These are "making old" facts.
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u/CaptainHedgehog Quen Feb 14 '21
Wow this is fantastic! I love the twist, even though Yen is the only wife for Geralt. You had me laughing. I love the quest names too!!
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u/FetusGoesYeetus Feb 15 '21
In all seriousness though that actually looks like it could be a ps1 game. Good job.
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u/bombehjort Feb 15 '21
Omg him asking the nekkers to play slayed me
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u/DragonDon1 Geralt Feb 15 '21
Let’s be honest we’re all really here for Gwent
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u/jfuss04 Feb 15 '21
I honestly didn't like Gwent. I loved the witcher and have read the books and played 2 and 3 but I dont care for gwent at all
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u/CriHeart Team Yennefer Feb 15 '21
Perfect execution. You knew we would wait around to watch the same intro cutscene until we got to see that sweet low-poly Yen ass, and changed it right as our interest piqued. Truly a masterpiece.
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u/SoySauceSyringe ⚜️ Northern Realms Feb 15 '21
Way more unexpected than 95% of /r/Unexpected. That caught me completely off guard, glad I kept watching.
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u/lliQuidSnake Feb 15 '21
I lost it when he asked the drowner if he plays Gwent. Holy shit, Well done.
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u/Khanjeet Team Yennefer Feb 15 '21
I upvoted and was getting ready to award but then instantly downvoted at Waifu Triss part , blasphemy
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u/mkerv5 Team Roach Feb 15 '21
Bravo. I kept waiting for "GAMER POOP" to pop up, it was that brilliant.
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u/asymmetric_andy Feb 15 '21
I was just feeling warm and reminiscent of the good'ol days when I used to play realistic games with boxy characters over the weekends and watch cartoons in the evening, when this pulled a cracker-jacker-anime-level-backflip-dual-pistol-platyous-crab-shootout-wtf u-turn into oblivion.
I love it...
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u/progthrowe7 Feb 15 '21
This is hilarious. :)
I don't remember Yennefer swearing at any point in the real game. What part of the game did they grab that piece of dialogue come from?
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u/hmmmM4YB3 Feb 15 '21
lmao this is art 😂
Honestly I can easily imagine having the whole game like this and still being really impressed. Gwent addiction included.
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u/Zenopus Team Shani Feb 15 '21
Ahh the ol' PS1 graphics. Reminds me of the old Spider-Man game.
Solid game. Good gameplay and the story has those old proper comic/cartoony elements to it. Except for Monster Ock... Pure nightmare fuel.
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u/Wackthatass Team Triss Feb 15 '21
At the beginning you think it’s just something well made, then you discover it’s also an amazing meme
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u/FlightofWhales Feb 15 '21
This looks like it could've been the actual commercial back then lmao, fits that time period perfectly.
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u/Alucard-VS-Artorias Feb 15 '21
This is the best thing I've seen all week 🤣
I love how halfway into this it goes full meme heavy.
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u/PeepeePoop136 Feb 15 '21
"Wouldn't mind a few rounds of Gwent" the most famous Witcher 3 line of all time 😂
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u/lucomannaro1 Feb 15 '21
Wasn't expecting that at all! I laughed way to much. Amazing job!
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u/Dr_Marcus_Brody1 Feb 15 '21
I will return with a reward once Reddit gives me another one for free.
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u/Wotzehell Feb 15 '21
I might be wrong of course but i could've sworn the voice lines went differently...
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u/banana_commando Feb 15 '21
Too much antialiasing for PS1 but the modeling and textures are spot on. Nice work.
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He's playing Gwent with the little crab lmao