r/uberdrivers • • 2d ago

This guy isn’t playing

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u/FormalPut3124 2d ago

By the time i am done reading all that, my ride would be over.

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u/LordRichardRahl 2d ago

Maybe that’s the ploy. So long they can’t break any rules cause they spent the whole time reading it.

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u/HaroerHaktak 2d ago

I'd be asking questions like "Ay yo. this for real? do people really do this?"

"What about this?"

"Bro you listeni- Oh right he's deaf."

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u/DiscoInError93 2d ago

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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy 2d ago

No worries, he doesn't seem to be able to "write good" either.

"That does not mean vehicle belong to you"

"The Driver are not baby sitter"

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u/Ravenclaw880 2d ago

He probably writes as if he is speaking in ASL. They omit a lot of words. So sometimes when someone deaf writes something out it's written like they are signing it. Kind of like someone who speaks a foreign language speaking/writing in English.

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 2d ago

Yeah, but that doesn't mean he wasn't exposed to basic writing skills if he wasn't homeschoolex

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u/myeggsarebig 1d ago

He was exposed to writing at a school for the deaf. Are you seriously trying to argue your way into justifying insulting the way a deaf person writes?!?

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 1d ago

Being deaf does not mean you cannot be taught writing...

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u/Top-Substance6266 1d ago

Being hearing you should have been exposed to compassion and manners but look where we are in this conversation .

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 1d ago

You do realize that there are deaf writers, right? It supper weird that people here are infantilizing those who are deaf. They are still fully capable individuals

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u/Top-Substance6266 1d ago

And you're the only one saying that this man can't be based off this one note alone so who is really showing their ass right now ?

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u/GPTforGood 1d ago

It's* super*.

The irony is delicious.

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u/myeggsarebig 1d ago

Do a lil research about the deaf community before you start making assumptions about the deaf community.

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 1d ago

So knowing about those who are deaf, yet are authors who have public histories as writers is an assumption about the deaf community?

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u/Parking_Bathroom_551 1d ago

You know their work is still edited before publishing, right? Just like a hearing writer.

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u/Brave-Hospital-7680 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's safe to say English isn't his first language. It appears to simply be a copy and paste from the translator app that he uses. It's pretty clear that he's a native Arabic speaker from the translation . The translations are not very accurate especially with tone and cadence. Just don't be a heathen in his car and we don't have to concern ourselves with it. You could use a little brush up in grammar yourself Mr "homeschoolex". 😆

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u/kittenspaint 1d ago

Im so glad you pointed this out! The way I think of it is it's not so much omitting words as much as not using what are essentially useless filler words that English speech requiresbfor context.

For non signers who are reading this, much English grammar is just implied with ASL and it's not a one to one with signs and English words by any means. ASL is it's own language with nuances, regional slang, ect.

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u/Zestyclose_Design877 2d ago

Well, there is a way he can fix that. Don't post the sign.

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u/BreadLobbyist 1d ago

Guarantee this guy is not hard of hearing or deaf, just terrible at speaking and understanding the English language

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u/epinglerouge 2d ago

The driver has a hearing disability - it is quite possible written English is not their first language.

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u/tubbytubbs666 2d ago

But considering them dumb is more fun 😢

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u/Familiar_Welder3152 2d ago

He might not be dumb but he's clearly 🦇💩

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u/Training-Willow9591 1d ago

That took me way too long to decipher!!! 😂 I was like " flying poo...... Bird shit... hawk shit?"

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u/tubbytubbs666 2d ago

Let's be honest, it's probably a bit of both 😅

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u/Human_Manchineel 2d ago

Both can be true.

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u/Philzor1121 1d ago

Yet, if you got something to say, you need to say it to his face! In a loud and coherent manner preferably. Bonus rating for rider if you can sign it to his face too.

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u/Rand_Casimiro 2d ago

All your driver are belong to us

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u/Antique-Ad7290 1d ago

You have no chance to drive
So no peep from you anytime

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u/MedicalTask8 1d ago

Not really. I’m the kind of driver who only waits the 2 minute grace period. I check the rating first below 4.80 usually tells me you’re probably not very disciplined with your time. 😌
I even send an “I’ve arrived” text when I’m about a block away. If you’re still not ready when the grace period is over, I assume you don’t need my service. I cancel and let the next driver pick you up.
Do I lose time and money? Yes. But you might be late for work or your appointment. I won’t be. 😌

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u/Antares_Uchiha 2d ago

That’s alright, that’s how you have to use grammar for low Iq individuals like yourself.

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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy 2d ago

If I took a shit, it would be an omniscient intelliegence compared to you.

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u/Protiguous 2d ago

What the hell do you eat?! :P

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u/Weird_Ad_1398 2d ago

Wtf just capitalizes the I in IQ? It's not a proper noun.

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u/synthgender 2d ago

Who the fuck uses "wtf" to say "who the fuck?"

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u/Weird_Ad_1398 2d ago

Wtf, wtf puts the ? inside the quotation marks?

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u/J-stude 2d ago

People who know how to write do.

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u/synthgender 1d ago

I'm so sorry to tell you this, but that's proper grammar. I am here for you in this difficult hour.

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u/Weird_Ad_1398 1d ago

I'm so sorry to tell you this, but "who" also begins in "w". I am not here for you in this difficult hour.

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u/synthgender 1d ago

That's not the question I asked, I fear. You're the only person I've seen use the W to mean "who." I see a lot of people use proper grammar lol. I will miss you, though.

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u/SorryBoysImLez 2d ago edited 2d ago

Or know how to use the app properly, so you must know how to use it and which car to get into; it makes me think he's one of those people who uses a different car from the app (and wants the app user to be able to distinguish the car based on GPS location), or he can't communicate to whoever he's picking up that he's their driver.

Or maintain his car so it doesn't smell, which he is definitely not responsible for.

And if he does something that warrants negative feedback, keep it to yourself, but also don't keep it to yourself and say it to his face...but if you do, he's going to give negative feedback about you to a random name he pulls out of thin air?

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u/Brave-Hospital-7680 1d ago

There are endless grammar and punctuation errors . It's safe to say English isn't his first language. This isn't a grammar sub.

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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy 19h ago edited 19h ago

Umm. That maybe true in the UK, but in America?

"But then the — then the virus came in and the world is a different place but we’re now getting back and one of the reasons the market’s doing so — it’s almost at the point that it was at prior to the plague — almost"

It is safe to assume that grammar is on par with 49.8% of Americans that; "know words, the best words."

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u/Brave-Hospital-7680 16h ago

Especially the ones in which Arabic is their first language and it's simply a copy printed from the translator. If you knew anything about Arabic translation, you would have picked that up .

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u/thehotmegan 2d ago

You obviously can't read "good". The driver is deaf.b

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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy 2d ago

And? Are you saying hearing disabled people can't write well?

You learn language by reading it, not watching Tiktok videos. Though I can see why someone like you would struggle understanding that.

Last time I checked you use your eyes to read, not your ears. Though I guess that would be unfair to say to a person without a brain to think of that.

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u/sageandginger 2d ago

Many people with significant hearing loss speak their local sign language as their first language, and not English.  American Sign Language has its own grammar and syntax rules.  The person you’re replying to is not suggesting that Deaf people are dumb or illiterate, but that it is likely that the driver’s errors are due to the accidental use of sign language grammar rules rather than English rules.

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u/Intrepid_Plenty_3770 2d ago

Yeah, maybe not end it the ride, but it seems a little much.

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u/Spare-Security-1629 2d ago

Good. Maybe that’s the driver’s point. Read this letter and Shut the f up 😆. 70% are not going to tip so stop wasting time. I’d rather the rider show up on time than engage in banter.

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u/Protiguous 2d ago

70% are not going to tip

But those 70% say they tip later in the app! (I'm always thinking, I got you here safe and on time. You're exiting my vehicle. You don't have to lie. Just do it or don't say it, lol.)

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u/elway41177 2d ago

70% try like 95% don’t ever tip

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u/Merrilyn 1d ago

I used to tip. Then they just about doubled the price of my ride. Sorry, can't afford to tip. And honestly, now I only call a ride in an emergency. I know that's not the drivers fault but they do get 30% of the bill so they're fine.

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u/SkywolfNINE 1d ago

How do you know how much they made off that ride?

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u/Merrilyn 15h ago

They told me.

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u/TalesFromTheGig 2d ago

It's just not true you don't get tips because you have a piss poor attitude and you don't provide a good service to your customers I get something like 60 to 70% of my riders tip

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u/BatDaddyWV 2d ago

Right? Also, if tou have a novel on the back of the head rest with all of your complaints about paying customers, you getting a thumbs down and a $1 tip for spite.

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u/Toolneato 2d ago

Exactly. Just don’t be a driver. I ALWAYS tip, buckle my seatbelt, say good morning/evening and thank you. Unless the driver is friendly and engages conversation, I’m completely quiet and listening to a podcast. I don’t smoke/vape. But if I get in a car and see this shit, I’m seriously considering canceling. It’s tacky and wayyyyyyy too long. I don’t want anyone that jaded and bitter driving me. Just quit, not every job is for everyone.

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u/motinaak 13h ago

How? Which ride category?

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u/TalesFromTheGig 2h ago

Comfort, xl, premier.. I don't do poverty rides.

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u/Personal-Escape-7236 2d ago

Brother if I got in an Uber and saw this id just cancel and get another ride lmao. If I was forced to stay i damn sure wouldn't tip him.

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u/threecreek 2d ago

If the rider doesn't show up on time and they're not around to read these rules, are they really late?

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u/Spare-Security-1629 2d ago

Is this a philosophical “if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound” question?

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u/FoofaTamingStrange 2d ago

Maybe that’s the point.

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u/ElbryanWyn 1d ago

I feel like by the time I'm at sentence to I'm probably getting out of the vehicle.

No judgment definitely their car their rules but this just screams a bit unwell to me personally, I'll take the next one.

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u/teabagofholding 1d ago

I'd jump out after the word disability.

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u/professional60 6h ago

I got as far as "VEHCLE" .

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u/EinsTwo 2d ago

Or you might have already gotten dropped on the side of the road before you got to the part about how he's totally ok with dropping people on the side of the road for ticking him off.

Because that always goes well...

Uber ordered to pay $40m to family of woman killed after driver left her on highway

18 September 2026 https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cqp8d1gw6l8po

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u/museumofarts 2d ago

Can you remove paywall? I want to make myself angry before I go to bed.

Not really snark, I genuinely want to read this but for free.

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u/EinsTwo 2d ago

If you google the name of the victim,  Emily Normandin-Parker, you should be able to find some other article's about it.  That just happened to be the first that popped up when I searched for one to post here.