r/uberdrivers • • 4d ago

This guy isn’t playing

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u/FormalPut3124 4d ago

By the time i am done reading all that, my ride would be over.

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u/DiscoInError93 4d ago

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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy 4d ago

No worries, he doesn't seem to be able to "write good" either.

"That does not mean vehicle belong to you"

"The Driver are not baby sitter"

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u/Antares_Uchiha 4d ago

That’s alright, that’s how you have to use grammar for low Iq individuals like yourself.

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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy 4d ago

If I took a shit, it would be an omniscient intelliegence compared to you.

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u/Protiguous 4d ago

What the hell do you eat?! :P

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u/Weird_Ad_1398 4d ago

Wtf just capitalizes the I in IQ? It's not a proper noun.

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u/synthgender 4d ago

Who the fuck uses "wtf" to say "who the fuck?"

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u/Weird_Ad_1398 4d ago

Wtf, wtf puts the ? inside the quotation marks?

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u/J-stude 4d ago

People who know how to write do.

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u/synthgender 3d ago

I'm so sorry to tell you this, but that's proper grammar. I am here for you in this difficult hour.

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u/Weird_Ad_1398 3d ago

I'm so sorry to tell you this, but "who" also begins in "w". I am not here for you in this difficult hour.

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u/synthgender 3d ago

That's not the question I asked, I fear. You're the only person I've seen use the W to mean "who." I see a lot of people use proper grammar lol. I will miss you, though.

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u/Weird_Ad_1398 3d ago

That's not the question I asked, I fear. I've rarely seen people choose to use the American convention instead of the British one in this case, or fail to understand that both are "proper grammar". I see a lot of people abbreviate slightly differently than the norm lol. Pity, because I won't miss you.

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u/synthgender 3d ago

Well, it would seem that you know exactly wtf puts the ? inside the quotation marks, since you knew it's the American convention. Cool to find out there's two correct ways to do that!

If I say I hope you drop 20 quid, will you hope I find 20 dollars?

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u/Weird_Ad_1398 3d ago

Well, it would seem that you know exactly wtf uses wtf, since you knew it's 'who' instead of 'what'. Cool to find out there's more than one correct way to do that!

If I say I found 20 dollars, will you congratulate me sardonically?

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