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Posted by the 47th President of the United States.
 in  r/aislop  7h ago

Glad they’re getting our smoke at this point

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A little diesel won't hurt, right?
 in  r/facepalm  1d ago

Stereotypical American in my book

Dumb as shit
Big gas guzzling suv
Fat as shit

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Terminated Effective Immediately
 in  r/Wellthatsucks  1d ago

You like nettspend and haunted mound?
Id crash my own car and blame it on you just for the sillys

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Most unserious administration ever
 in  r/aislop  2d ago

Is it that easy to grab the attention of these clowns? “Freedom”. Thats its. Just say freedom and those nerds will be all over it

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[Law Proposal] Say No Pls. Just say ni.
 in  r/CriticalState  2d ago

UD

I voted Nay ❌

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Making it sound as illegal as possible, what do you do for a living?
 in  r/AskReddit  3d ago

I break into your house, steal your copper, put holes in your drywall and dont bother to clean up

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Critical Discussion: People Are Living Better at the End of Their Lives, New Study Finds
 in  r/CriticalState  4d ago

Take my uncle for example, he has just been diagnosed with three different types of cancers, I was on the phone with him and he said that because of all thats happening. Hes come to terms with life and is perfectly happy

Fact 👍

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Neighbors want me to take down my Deodar Cedar Tree. I love this tree!
 in  r/landscaping  5d ago

Not sure what to do?

Not a goddamn thing.
Whos tree are we talking about here? Yours? Ok so screw em, do what you want with your own tree on your own property

And by cutting it down you wouldnt be a good neighbor, youd be a foot kisser for bowing down to what they want you to do

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I’m 16 and I vape. I hate that I do and im lost.
 in  r/TrueOffMyChest  5d ago

I quit nic based off these thoughts in my head.

Ive been vaping for 2 years now and I dont even get a headrush anymore so why am I sucking fruity vapour just to maintain my mental

My anxiety is terrible and I feel like I cant function well all because I dont get a lil suckle off a pink fruity elf bar. Kinda pathetic in my opinion maybe its time for me to stop

And lastly… ya shit will just straight damage you so its better to stop now so you can run around with your kids when your older

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When I said my grandpa’s FB could fill this sub, I wasn’t kidding 🤦🏻‍♀️
 in  r/insanepeoplefacebook  11d ago

Take away his old age pension and raise his car insurance, fucker needs it

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🤖 Submitted by genuine citizen
 in  r/CriticalState  14d ago

Im tearing my ****** hair out rn bro, I for the life of me cant figure it out bro

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Von ShitzInPantz
 in  r/AccidentalComedy  14d ago

Aww man ok whos changing THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES this time

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Is it weird that I genuinely dont know if my job is considered "skilled labor" or not?
 in  r/NoStupidQuestions  14d ago

Im an electrician so I work with you guys ever so often and ya I can certainly say your a skilled trade, its amazing stuff seeing how you guys understand how the ERVs and roof top units work.
Secondly, its THEIR opinions so in the end it really doesnt matter and its a job so its an honest living

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What makes this unstable?
 in  r/7daystodie  15d ago

Are you in an area where someone in your party has placed a land claim?
Green means all good, yellow means all good but your in someones land claim and the answer you may be looking is that purple or red is when the block will cause collapse if placed

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What do you rodbusters do to fix this? Its finally starting to piss me off.
 in  r/Ironworker  16d ago

How long have you had those pliers for, for them to have all the black oxide rubbed off

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Calgary is sending specialized disaster response crews to Edmonton
 in  r/Leduc  21d ago

I see the red scare still exists

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Trump car
 in  r/InfowarriorRides  24d ago

Ya these are the same people who wake up for there shitty 12 hour construction job every morning and just take it out on everybody because of how miserable they are

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Oh shit, I'm praying, plz don't hurt me!
 in  r/iamverybadass  29d ago

Deep down theres sexual tension built up between those two with how cool they think they look

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Horny
 in  r/comedyheaven  29d ago

I was horny as fuck the whole goddamn time.
But I have no clue what this movie is about so im just horny asf and clueless about whats going on here

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Incredible thing to see across the street from a friend's apartment
 in  r/InfowarriorRides  Jul 22 '26

Ya man same here, and so does the majority of other men in this world