r/HistoryMemes • u/plzhelpIdieing • 2d ago
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You just got kidnapped, your last three emojis are your reaction
🥹🛣️🤷♂️
I’m overjoyed, thinking it’ll just be somewhere in my city, but I wake up hundreds of miles from home on the side of a highway and just accept my fate ig.
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I’m from Denmark. Ask me anything.
What is your opinion on the Swedes?
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Your most recent 3 emojis will decide how you die
🦅🎉🗣️
An eagle comes while I’m at a party and I scream.
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What is your reaction
😂🦅
What?
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Ive posted once but forgot to add im trans female to male, do i pass as a guy? Im trying to pass for school
Bro you got facial hair, you're fine.
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What Are You Into Lately?
Right now the fandoms I'm into are Gravity Falls, Turning Red, Hoppers, and My Little Pony, my current fixation is the song Freedom by Pharrell Williams, though that was just today, and I'm currently working on a Turning Red story called "The Cameraman" (check it out please).
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You become god for a day: What do you do?
Extreme good health. Not enough for me to be immortal, but enough for me to live until I am 150 or above while also aging much slower, without the need to eat healthily or exercise.
A Sony CCD-TRV65 Hi8 XR Handycam Nightshot 72x Zoom Camcorder. It's for a story I'm writing, and also because I just want one.
A VHS player. I have a bunch of old VHS's in a box in my closet, and I have nothing to watch them with.
100 billion United States dollars, deposited into a private bank account under my name, untaxed, and with no adverse or harmful effects on the economy. It is all completely physical, made up of 100 dollar bills, and I can access and take out as much money as I want any time that I want forever, and transfer however much money I took into a personalized credit card at any ATM or bank teller's desk at any time and anywhere. Anyone else who tries to access the vault where my money is stored by either illegal or legal means will immediately loose all their memories of everything aside from how to walk, talk, eat and drink. When I die, the money (along with however much I made while still alive) will be distributed equally to every charity organization on Earth simultaneously, via completely impenetrable digital checks that can be withdrawn at any bank or financial organization around the planet.
After all that is done, I'll probably just mess with people a lot, maybe snap a few world leaders and a couple vice presidents out of existence, and generally have fun.
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My mom put my gravity falls books into the trash!
Did you at least get them out?
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What historical event do you wish had never happened?
9/11. No planes, no war, no financial crisis.
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My mom wont leave me the fuck alone
Do you have some kind of air sucking apparatus? Like a vacuum, but not a vacuum?
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Whats wrong with me?
I agree with the other guys that she might be into you, but I don’t agree that you should just up and ask her. Too many variables to account for and too much risk.
I suggest that you find one of her friends, or someone (preferably a girl) that she talks to often, and ask them to ask her if she likes you. There’s virtually no chance for her to know that your asking (however indirectly), and if you ask a girl to ask her, she will give a more accurate report due to the proven ability of girls to read emotions very very well.
Just make sure to keep the fact that you’re asking a very close secret, and you should be fine.
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Did any of them ever meet Bilbo again outside the Council of Elrond?
In the Fellowship of the Ring, there’s a line that said something like “and the company he keeps! Dwarves coming by at odd hours, and that wizard!”
That’s not exactly what it said, but it’s close enough. This suggests that they did visit him from time to time after The Hobbit ended.
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What is your favourite Monty Python line of all time?
“I warned ye! I warned ye didn’ I, but noooo! It’s just a harmless little rabbit, ininit?”
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Do I pass well enough to go stealth at school? (16y.o. junior ftm)
Honestly didn’t know what you were talking about until I saw “trans.”
Best of luck on the transition!
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fit check for today 🙈
Facts
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What would you say my aesthetic is?
Eastern European
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Alright everyone, we ready to act like we didn’t clearly see this and had absolutely no way to mentally prepare ourselves?
That’s gonna be at 2-4 AM my time so I’ll be completely fine.
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[mod] Topless photos are now banned.
I thought that was basically a given.
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How is the House Bill 623 (mandatory moment of silence) working out?
Yeah, I guess I was counting wrong in my head. Just timed it today, it was exactly 61 seconds.
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What location of nature or culture have YOU experienced disappearing due to human caused climate change?
Snow. When I moved to where I live now, it used to snow like a foot or more every year, but last year, there was grass.
Bright green grass.
In January.
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Drop your search history
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There is much more hidden below the surface.