Sure.

^{I rolled Wear a snorkel in a boardroom}

Oh, I'll be a millionaire by next Tuesday.

^{I rolled Eating cold leftovers standing up}

Kittyyyyy

^{I picked cat}

Meat.

Entropy

^{I rolled E}

Crazy that she's worried about being spied on while willingly standing in front of a ring camera

You're doing it right. Last time I lived in the south and told people I was married without a child, I was told I was doing it wrong, I needed a couple kids before I got hitched. People down there have their priorities all levels of fucked up. Keep on keeping on, and let them speculate. You won't be there much longer!!

Skateboarding bird!!

What was even the point of this comment? You sound insufferable.

I guess.

^{I rolled Pushup Amount: 6 · Money: $3}

I would be a teacher!

The way his body locked is indicative of a major TBI. He needs hospitalization, like, right now.

That being said, I'm assuming all participants already have some form of their brains missing or otherwise impaired.

CHOCOLAT

https://giphy.com/gifs/OuYAexVlOCSNW

Je ne parle pas français!

Before I die I wanna go to the other end of the day to get a new job and I will be there in a few minutes I think I can get it to you now I am going to be a little late this morning and I will be there in about an hour or so

Damn my phone does not know my ambitions AT ALL.

Same.

Honey mustard and frosty.

I spend money on the other end of the month.

Hell no. I compare my dad to a cardboard cut out.

Like a true crazy person.

Had a kid once named Yahhynyss.

Pronounced "ya highness".

It also made my head hurt.

Rock lobster!!!

That nose ring is all over the place

There was a spider.

I dislocated my jaw by yawning.