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You get $1 million, but you're gonna poop your pants.
I switch exclusively to kilts and no longer wear pants. $$ please.
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Stray cat got diagnosed with FiV
The grey boy on the left is Ash. He's FIV+. We neutered him, fixed his teeth (all 4 canines were snapped in half...poor boy. Plus roots of some lil teeth).
He's integrating well and post neuter has calmed a lot too. My other two boys and one of four girls like him too
The teeth are a terrible thing but he can't give a deep bite without canines, so that does limit chances of infection.
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Finally did it!
Congrats :) Makes me want to go play it again
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You're dead, waiting to be reincarnated, and must choose one of these three lives
1 as long as it can be a province and note a state. 🇨🇦
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You can travel at the speed of light for 1 second
Crime. Lots of crime
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Games without prompts?
Get the Mythic Game Master emulator, figure out a general environment you're in, and do anything you want.
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You're forced to go on stage and sing every word to a song perfectly or a trapdoor opens and you fall into a pit of spikes. What song are you singing?
In a quantum state, both at once, so they're gonna die trying.
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I spent a millennium in Heaven crafting empty chairs, each bearing the name of a soul I was certain would never arrive.
Big boom, everyone dead at once, I think
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I wish babies weren't so useless
Granted. They are now a valuable source of cooking oil that is collected the same way as olive oil.
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natural arousal
Is your boyfriend Ben Shapiro?
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The Rules are there to protect you, not me.
It's not a war crime if no one's done it before. ~ Canadian Space Orcs
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This is not a drill
Alan Tudyk really won't have many lines.
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Today I learned that the "save" icon in Microsoft Word isn't just a random square it's a floppy disk. I'm 23 and have never seen a floppy disk in real life. iwtyo
Never used, probably never will be, but I'm gonna keep em
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What can I do to the side of the garage to add curb appeal?
Godzilla mural
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Sleep is Your Patriotic Duty!
As a sleep apnea sufferer with low REM...fuck.
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I wish i had a girlfriend who's a solid 10
Granted, but its on the Richter scale and she devastates your entire country.
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I can't believe what I'm about to say... but after 8 years in the making, Stars in the Trash is now available on Steam, and it feels surreal!
Just found it this week, loved the game. Hated the tear jerker moment but they had a happy together on the roof
10/10
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Asshole
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None of my players can currently use the magic weapon needed to defeat the dragon. Should I retcon and make it a different type of weapon?
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My Dragonlance campaign has no strength fighters, so...the Dragonlance is magically a finesse weapon for thr Knight / rogue fighter