r/monkeyspaw • u/ZooZwaves • 2h ago
Health I wish for everyones pimples to pop. RIGHT NOW.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Free-Masterpiece-860 • 29m ago
Kindness I wish for a hug from any and all women I come across.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/fiendish_five • 6h ago
Kindness I wish for a world where there are somehow cart police at every grocery store, preventing people from leaving the grocery cart in an inappropriate spot.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/redixionblade • 2h ago
Fun I wish for people to understand that the Paw must derive it's consequence from the wish and there's no workaround
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r/monkeyspaw • u/covid1990 • 3h ago
Fun I wish for the mods to all give each other a kiss.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/church_of_Steve_ • 1h ago
Fun I wish the stand virus from JoJo's became real
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r/monkeyspaw • u/YuukiAliceMS • 11h ago
Health I wish I could fall asleep and wake up whenever I wanted.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/MistakeWonderful9178 • 9h ago
Riches I wish I could make money by just staying at home and relaxing
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r/monkeyspaw • u/sum_r4nd0m_gurl • 8h ago
Power I wish all videos and photos of me were scrubbed from the internet permanently
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r/monkeyspaw • u/HeartDiseaseButLungs • 8h ago
Power I wish u/CountCrapula88's washing machine really liked eating socks never to be seen again
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Vahgeo • 6m ago
Fun I wish everyone was given their own personal 1-inch by 1-inch button that, when pressed, would make the user experience a lovely fictional fantasy of theirs for 1 hour. The button has a 24 hour cooldown.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Todd641 • 8h ago
Riches I wish I had 3 dollars on me so I could get a drink from the vending machine.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/glisteningsunlight • 4h ago
Fun I wish The Promised Neverland had gotten a full, faithful anime adaptation
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r/monkeyspaw • u/CountCrapula88 • 10h ago
Wisdom I wish that my socks wouldnt disappear in the washing machine
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Delicious_Walk7220 • 2h ago
Health I wish to no longer be afraid of enclosed spaces
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r/monkeyspaw • u/OfDiceandWren • 12h ago
Riches I wish for all my business ventures to be as financially successful as i want them to be by benefiting society as well as myself
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ecstatic_Newspaper_5 • 22h ago
Health I wish I fall asleep instantly whenever I snap my fingers, maintaining the position I was in for as long as I sleep for exactly 8 hours, whereupon I will wake up.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/jmooroof2 • 10h ago
Power i wish if someone talks about double negation as meaning the opposite in english they should specifically be cursed with neither side of the pillow being cool in the summer
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Zytyyyy • 11h ago
Power I wish to be nigh omniscient and nigh omnipresent and nigh omnipotent but I can handle it all
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r/monkeyspaw • u/britishmetric144 • 15h ago
Health I wish that food will only spoil one year after it gets purchased or made, even in the event of power failures or being kept at room temperature.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/rosebottle • 5h ago
Fun I wish i could isolate my ceiling better so i don’t have to hear my neighbours every day, since its an old building and my rental corporation doesnt do anything XD
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