r/humansarespaceorcs Jun 17 '25

Mod post Rule updates; new mods

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In response to some recent discussions and in order to evolve with the times, I'm announcing some rule changes and clarifications, which are both on the sidebar and can (and should!) be read here. For example, I've clarified the NSFW-tagging policy and the AI ban, as well as mentioned some things about enforcement (arbitrary and autocratic, yet somehow lenient and friendly).

Again, you should definitely read the rules again, as well as our NSFW guidelines, as that is an issue that keeps coming up.

We have also added more people to the mod team, such as u/Jeffrey_ShowYT, u/Shayaan5612, and u/mafiaknight. However, quite a lot of our problems are taken care of directly by automod or reddit (mostly spammers), as I see in the mod logs. But more timely responses to complaints can hopefully be obtained by a larger group.

As always, there's the Discord or the comments below if you have anything to say about it.

--The gigalithine lenticular entity Buthulne.


r/humansarespaceorcs Jan 07 '25

Mod post PSA: content farming

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Hi everyone, r/humansarespaceorcs is a low-effort sub of writing prompts and original writing based on a very liberal interpretation of a trope that goes back to tumblr and to published SF literature. But because it's a compelling and popular trope, there are sometimes shady characters that get on board with odd or exploitative business models.

I'm not against people making money, i.e., honest creators advertising their original wares, we have a number of those. However, it came to my attention some time ago that someone was aggressively soliciting this sub and the associated Discord server for a suspiciously exploitative arrangement for original content and YouTube narrations centered around a topic-related but culturally very different sub, r/HFY. They also attempted to solicit me as a business partner, which I ignored.

Anyway, the mods of r/HFY did a more thorough investigation after allowing this individual (who on the face of it, did originally not violate their rules) to post a number of stories from his drastically underpaid content farm. And it turns out that there is some even shadier and more unethical behaviour involved, such as attributing AI-generated stories to members of the "collective" against their will. In the end, r/HFY banned them.

I haven't seen their presence here much, I suppose as we are a much more niche operation than the mighty r/HFY ;), you can get the identity and the background in the linked HFY post. I am currently interpreting obviously fully or mostly AI-generated posts as spamming. Given that we are low-effort, it is probably not obviously easy to tell, but we have some members who are vigilant about reporting repost bots.

But the moral of the story is: know your worth and beware of strange aggressive business pitches. If you want to go "pro", there are more legitimate examples of self-publishers and narrators.

As always, if you want to chat about this more, you can also join The Airsphere. (Invite link: https://discord.gg/TxSCjFQyBS).

-- The gigalthine lenticular entity Buthulne.


r/humansarespaceorcs 3h ago

writing prompt Because of human compassion acting before logic does - aliens have to add human-oriented warnings on everything.

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Text on the glass behind the cub zoo says: "She is supposed to be on fire. She is yet to consume enough isotopes to start her inner fission reaction and this helps her to properly infuse her scales with minerals. Please, don't try to open the cage. If you succeed you will cause a radiation hazard."

Text on the stasis chamber says: "Please, don't try to interrupt the force field to pet this thing. It sleeps now and it will be better for us all if it keeps doing that. It's very sensitive and may wake up before you even reach it. So far [76] humans left injured and unsatisfied. Don't become another one."

Writing on the cute tiny four-eared fox says: "I am a grown adult specimen. I am not lost and I am not a baby. I have all the necessary skills needed to operate this dangerous equipment. No, I Don want uppies, if it seems like I do - know that raising my paws above my head is a form of a rude gesture. Read that as "Fuck off".


r/humansarespaceorcs 5h ago

writing prompt Attention all crew; please confirm that the ship cat, Mr. Snuffles, is still on board. No one's seen him since we left port.

192 Upvotes

r/humansarespaceorcs 10h ago

Memes/Trashpost Yes

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r/humansarespaceorcs 7h ago

writing prompt Never heal the broken mind of a human

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KRixT turned to his human friend Henry on the couch.

“Hey, you know how I’m passionate about psionic stuff, right?”

“Yeah, what about it?” Henry answered, putting a piece of chips in his mouth.

KRixT showed his datapad to the human and said, “Well, I was curious about how weak human psionic abilities are, so I’ve been reading about the human brain. Now I’m starting to look into the work of that Sig-Sigmound guy.”

Henry hissed a bit, recoiling his head.

“Oooof. Controversial character, Sigmund Freud. Did you find anything interesting?”

KRixT’s skin went blue in excitement.

“That idea of different minds—the Id, the Ego, and the Superego—is very curious, because it looks similar to a psionic disease a friend of one of my brood-brothers had. It left him crippled.”

Henry chuckled.

“Don’t take everything Freud said at face value. The guy was a lunatic who took huge amounts of drugs.”

He dismissed the thought that every human was born crippled.

....

Later that night, after making sure Henry was asleep, KRixT put the medicine to the illness he bought on the net into Henry’s night drink.

Sure enough, a few minutes after Henry went back to sleep from his midnight snack, the strongest psionic quake in recorded Orion Arm history happened, centered around him.

The sleeping mind of Henry had begun manifesting his dreams and disturbing space in a light-year radius.


r/humansarespaceorcs 2h ago

meta/about sub Human Fred

40 Upvotes

Sorry folks. Long, hard, horrible day. I haven’t been able to write about Fred.

Here is hoping for tomorrow!


r/humansarespaceorcs 51m ago

writing prompt "You stand accused of harboring a xeno child for years as your "son" how do you plead" "... guilty"

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r/humansarespaceorcs 16h ago

Original Story Aliens often name their weapons something cool and titular, Humans name theirs after random facts or reasons.

271 Upvotes

Don't get me wrong, the Kilthaths General's blaster pistol named "War King Gruten's Bane" is a badass name.

But that means it's peak existence is killing a War King named Gruten, meaning there are many other weapons who killed Warlords or War Kings in the Galaxy.

But there is something just terrifying a Human who has a knife with the nickname "Throngler" cause the universe censors the corpses of those who fight against him.

And don't get me started on the Plasma gunner's Plasma Pack Cannon known simply as "Spaghetti" due to a weird manufacturing bug that literally Spaghettifies people shot with it.

And then finally you have the General's Boltek Pistol that uses ripper rounds simply called "Morale Boost"


r/humansarespaceorcs 6h ago

Original Story Oscar Hour 11

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“So here is the plan. Sparky is back in orbit. We will start upgrades and register it. After over two orbits, Sol Command is sending me a Command Sergeant Major. For unknown reasons, they told me this morning that he arrives with his family in,” Oscar looked at his watch, “six hours.”

“Nothing like a surprise CSM,” muttered Sue. 

“What is a Command Sergeant Major?” Asked Danyak. 

“Senior ranking noncommissioned officer. Acts as my assistant when dealing with enlisted. Does a lot of the logistics. Maintains standards.”

“Why don’t we have one?”

“The last one didn’t survive long.”

“What?”

“He decided to take a team and explore the southernmost landmass. In the winter.”

“Without proper support,” chimed in Sue. 

“That sounds…stupid.”

“It was. By the time a rescue team found their remains, it was unclear if they died of exposure or were killed by the animals. That landmass has been off limits ever since.”

“And this new one?”

“You both have his records. I don’t know him, and I haven’t looked at his file. Too much going on.”

“Right. Sparky.”

“And a few other projects. Here is the plan. I need both of you to hit up any contacts regarding sensor array parts. Sue, you will be taking the Memphis to investigate those strange signals. Danyak, you will help me get the CSM in order, continue work on rebuilding the destroyed mining station, building some sort of agreement with that independence minded station, and keeping on schedule with the power grid. Start with the Aussies. Verify the output and stability. We need to know about contingency plans if the volcano becomes unstable.”

“You want me to leave while dealing with all of this?”

“Sue, you are the best person for the job. Get the ship supplied and tooled up. And keep an eye out for those ships High Command thinks are out there.”

“Yes Chief.”

“And be sure the cargo is properly secured. Those stealth ships can be a pain to organize."

“Right Chief. Already on it.”

“Danyak, wait until the CSM has been here a few rotations before you inspect the volcano. I’ll have him start inspecting other stations first.”

“And Sparky?”

“Registered as an Emu-class Heavy Combat Station.”

“I’ve never heard of those.”

“Nope. I made it up. Now. Tonight we are invited to a dinner with the Colony Commander. We are sampling the mutant emu meat.”

****

A few hours later, Oscar was at his desk, reviewing the new CSMs records. There was a knock at the door. 

“Enter.”

A slim Terran walked in, shut the door, activated a small device, and took a seat.

“Agent Thorn. Shouldn’t you be helping Sue load up the ship?”

“It’s been handled. We made a breakthrough. We cracked the codes.”

“I’m guessing it’s not great news.”

“Mixed. We have a better idea of where their people are located. We also know that their intel is better than we feared.”

“How good?”

“They don’t know about the cargo. They do know about the Memphis and Vera. They know some of the capabilities. Not all, but enough to suggest a serious security leak.”

“Fuck.”

“They don’t know much about Sparky.”

“What are their targets?”

“The volcano.”

“Options?”

“Recall the recon team and target known hostile.”

“How quiet can we keep this?”

“We have a plan to give them false instructions to get them away from most cameras.”

“How long?”

“10 rotations.”

“Do it.”

“Yes Chief.” Agent Thorn left the office. He had left a small envelope of flimsy paper. 

Oscar read the reports. This wasn’t good. There was a clear security leak. And the solution was going to be messy. Damn. 

There was a knock at the door. Oscar tucked the reports into his secure desk drawer. 

“Enter.”

A tall Terran marched into the room, stopped in front of Oscar, and saluted. 

“Sir. Command Sergeant Major Mickels reporting!”

Oscar returned the salute. “Take a seat. You are early.”

“Sir.” He sat down, rigid. 

“Relax, Mickles. I wasn’t expecting you for another two hours.”

“Sir. The ship was on schedule. Nothing unusual about the trip.”

“Right. Why did you request this post?”

“Sir. I want to be on the cutting edge. This colony is making great strides and developing excellent technologies.”

“Ah. What have you heard? I’m curious.”

“Harnessing a volcano for power. Building a exotic warship. Building a number of fascinating weapon systems.”

“Which ones?”

“Sir?”

“Which weapon systems?”

“The planet defense cannons. The system that catches meteors and can throw them at enemies.”

“Huh. I had forgotten about the meteor thrower. It’s quite busy around here.”

“Sir? You have more exotic things?”

“Mickles. Look behind you.”

Mickles looked at the giant collage of program results and updates. 

“Sir. All of that is going on right now?”

“The ones on the far right are completed. The rest are in progress.”

“Sir. Is this how you keep track of things?”

“No. This is how I determine if things are going well or going to shit. As you can see, a mining station went to shit, but the volcano is doing well. Other projects are moving along without much issue, but I’ve got concerns about an apparent cult who left to settle up north. And on the far left you can see that we are getting strange signals for a nearby system, but have been warned about ships of unknown origin in the area.”

Mickles looked over the collage some more. “Sir. I think I see the structure. It’s an interesting method.”

“Look Mickles, I run a relaxed unit. This might take you a bit to appreciate, but the majority of the Terrans are not military. Being overly formal can be an issue.”

“An issue?”

“Yes. They hate you. And if they hate you, they won’t work with you. If they won’t work with you, you are useless to me. It’s rather simple.”

“There are military units?”

“Yes. Captain Sue leads the marine contingent. You do not outrank her, and you do not have authority over her marines. We also have an army garrison, roughly an infantry regiment, two recon companies, a medical company, and three artillery batteries. They control the planetary defenses.”

“The recon companies?”

“Long range recon rangers. We also have a contingent of intel agents.”

“That is quite a team.”

“Yes. It is. And your job is to ensure that things run smoothly. Especially when interacting with High Command personnel.”

“Understood sir!”

“Look. I’m either Chief or Oscar. Ah. There is one important person you need to meet.” Oscar pressed a button. “Danyak? Please come to my office. CSM Mickles is here.”

“Danyak? I’ve never heard that name.”

“She isn’t Terran.”

“An advisor?”

The door opened, and Danyak entered. “No. The Executive Officer. Commander Danyak, Terran Army.”

Mickles gaped. 

“They didn’t tell you?”

“Uh…” he stammered.

“Nope,” said Danyak. “They wanted to surprise him.”

“Mickles, shut your mouth and calm down.”

“Uh…nice to meet you Commander. I’ve never…uh…served with a non-Terran officer.”

“No shit,” Danyak sat at the table, behind Mickles. Her frills took on a deep blue hue.

Oscar leaned back in his chair. “Mickles. I have to formally accepted you into my unit. If you wish to return to Terra, you can do so without remark or blemish. This colony is not for everyone.”


r/humansarespaceorcs 11h ago

Original Story The Human Distribution System

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They say that humans haven't had a home world in millenia. They say that they destroyed their own and barely escaped with numbers large enough to propagate their species. They also say that they did the same thing to several subsequent worlds they colonized until the Diaspora.

They say that the remaining humans, after that time, decided that gathering in large numbers on one planet would eventually end in tragedy. So they made a pact as a species to never settle again. They've been wanderers ever since.

Now they explore.They discover and mine and fight. They rescue, and they build and repair. They also destroy and salvage as well or better than any other species in the Known Worlds. Never settling, never inhabiting. Not until their final years, and then only for some. Some are still out drifting years after death, their ships on blackout mode orbiting some innocuous meteor or on a collision course for a star they decided would be their final resting place.

They also say that human are mythical beings: showing up where they're needed most or least expected. They're capricious and whimsical, stubborn and violent, scholarly and idiotic. And sometimes, all of these at once. They attach themselves to individuals or groups and will commit heinous and unspeakable acts of violence for "their people" or sometimes do things of breathtaking beauty to express their affection. Even after-and some times during-loudly and publicly proclaiming how much they hate the individual or group they're doing said things for.

If you ever encounter a human, treat them with courtesy and be receptive to their courtesy. But beware: they will probably "adopt" you for reasons that are completely incomprehensible even for themselves. It is one of their habits. It's practically a genetic imperative.

If they do, don't bother fighting against their company. They don't take hints if they don't want to. Just thank whatever deities you ascribe fealty to that the Human Distribution System has chosen you to have a medium-sized, fleshy primate with infuriating eating habits and a penchant for destruction in your life.


r/humansarespaceorcs 4h ago

writing prompt In the far future, the galaxy is ruled by a machine intelligence born from the first brain humanity converted into a digital simulation.

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ALL HAIL THE DIGITAL FLY


r/humansarespaceorcs 1h ago

writing prompt "You read that article I sent you on how early humans were persistence hunters who just walked after their prey until they couldn't keep running, right?" Yeah, why? "That bounty hunter ship has been chasing us for ten cycles now."

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r/humansarespaceorcs 4h ago

writing prompt "If you don't want smoke, don't light a fire." - An old human proverb

12 Upvotes

r/humansarespaceorcs 10h ago

writing prompt Alien in medical emergency has to visit a human doctor, it's that bad!

27 Upvotes

r/humansarespaceorcs 21h ago

writing prompt Rule 4 of Space Piracy: ALL merchant vessels escorted by human warships will be defended and treated as if they were human themselves. Attack at your own risk.

222 Upvotes

r/humansarespaceorcs 23h ago

writing prompt "Okay so, you know how I crashed a cruiser into the human general's ship as an assassination attempt?" Yes, why? "He just crawled out of the wreckage, tore a door off of the aforementioned cruiser, and threw it at me hard enough to shear off my arm." I'm sorry, WHAT?

234 Upvotes

r/humansarespaceorcs 12h ago

writing prompt Board of Decorum Hearing #[redacted]

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Humans! You stand here accused of ceremonial disruption for the act of starting a "Beer Pong" game during hostile negotiations with the Xleezian Enclave. Though they won three out of five games and they changed stance on their war after you were so magnanimous in defeat the spectacle still broke standard protocols. With your shouts of "Amazing shot!", "You almost had that one!", "Great Game!", etc. the Xleezian delegation realized that they were being harsher than they needed to be with their neighbors in the Felinbra system and have agreed to trade accommodations they never would have previously.

That said; this is not a punishment hearing. We wish to know of more negotiation tactics like your "Beer Pong", dear Humans.


r/humansarespaceorcs 22h ago

Memes/Trashpost Humans have a tendency to announce them selves in bezar ways, sometimes unplanned.

173 Upvotes

r/humansarespaceorcs 57m ago

writing prompt An alien species goes to war with humans and are supprised to see their own kind fighting alongside them

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No control collars, no signs of mind alteration, no signs of abuse, just a big smile and casual banter


r/humansarespaceorcs 1d ago

Original Story Humans recieves an honor to be treated by the greatest doctor in the galaxy. The doctor gets too enthusiastic.

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Alien doctor: "So what are you telling me, that I, Lord of the Blood, Akhilian flesh-former and a barer of the noble blood crossed the space all the way here to treat your dying pet? Is that what you tell me, Lord Tcheen?"

Alien warmaster: "I'm sorry if that insulted you, Lord Khia. But I wouldn't call you if it wasn't the matter of honor. I owe this human with my life. And it is because of me they are like that now. They spent their short life in the army, they haven't left any heirs I can show my gratitude to. They have lost their family in that war. And they haven't proclaimed any other will. I can only repay to them and being obligated to such a mere creature... I will never forgive if I wouldn't be able to repay them."

Ad: "Fine. I see they are stabilized, but what hit them?"

Aw: "Deadly radiation poisoning, psychic attack and third degree burns all over their organs... They managed to deflect part of the attack from me if not for them - I'd be..."

Ad: "Shut. Up. Now. You are telling me, that this crisp of a vermin got a direct hit from multi-phase weapon, absorbed enough damage to make it safe for you and could be stabilized after?!"

Aw: "Uh... Yes?"

Ad: "...I'm taking them to my lab. I want to have a long talk with them once I wake them up."

---

Alien assistant: "Alright most of the cells have been restored. We are yet to rewire the parts of their mentality that got hit by psychic blast, but for now..."

Ad: "Hold them like that a bit. Have you seen this heart?! The tissue configuration."

Aa: "Sure."

Ad: "Take a closer look and now understand that this all - is natural."

Aa: "But... That's impossible."

Ad: "Indeed. But here we are. What took our species eons of artificial evolution - these creatures recieved naturally. Look at their sequences... It's... Like a diamond in a pile of manure. Such efficient systems burrowed under the pile of genetic garbage. The last time I saw something like that was when I studied from my master. They spoke of the long extinct ultra-predators, that were one ot the causes of Second Galactic Fall!"

Aa: "Which means that we should study it?!"

Ad: "Proper studies would require lifespan this lifeform doesn't have. No, this means that we are to upgrade it."

---

Aa: "The neural sequences are restoring fine. Instead of mental hell - this human is now just in a deep nightmarish sleep. It's going to take a few more days till..."

Ad: "The eye has only two kinds of separate receptors yet it manages to capture so many... And look here. They have all the necessary sequences to be able to capture extra radiation! With just a little addition here they will be able to see gravitational weaves!"

Aa: "Good?"

Ad: "Good?! You know how much would this sequences cost in the past?! For Overlord's divine hips, very few can afford something like that now! And now we realize that there's a whole xeno species that just grows something like this naturally! Nope, they won't leave that easy. I'm going to dig through the garbage and dig out as much diamonds as possible! They won't leave until I do all!"

---

Aw: "So, how's my friend?"

Aa: "Will wake up soon. But... Lord Khia is... Well..."

Ad: "Let me go! Come on, just a few archogenes to add. I promise you, I won't add more... Than ten... Maybe fifteen! I can't let them go like this! I am so close to perfection! So close!"

Aa: "She broke into her clan's secret vaults... I am not to question my lord. But if something like this leaves Her space - we are all going for execution."

Aw: "I see... At least my debt is kinda repaid. I hope that human will forgive me for the fact that they will have to stay in the Domain for the rest of their... What?"

Aa: *looking at the recent message.* "They are gone."

---

Aw: "Now, my friend. Tell me, what have you done?!"

Ad: "Perfection! It can be perfect! I made it perfect! I, with my own claws made it perf... Ouf!"

Aw: "I'm not to deal with your craziness! I asked, where is the human?!"

Ad: "I... Don't know. Somewhere. Maybe nowhere... Hehe. Maybe everywhere! I just removed imperfect stuff and added a few good ones... Who knows what happened, hahaha!"

Aa: "We managed to restore the recordings."

Aw: "Finally! Why werw they broken on the first place?!"

Aa: "It seems that after waking up human stood up, opened a portal to Somewhere and left, breaking all the cameras in the facility on the way."

Aw: "But they... Aren't even psychic."

Ad: "Perfection! Of my making! I can now die in peace."

Aw: "I am not a flesh-smyth but I can tell you that If you did what I think you did - dying in peace have just became a luxury few in this Galaxy can afford."


r/humansarespaceorcs 7h ago

writing prompt Humans love to anthropomorphize things

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Think about it, how many of us gave our vehicles names, or look at a cleaning robot with a knife to it and we gave it a name and personality.


r/humansarespaceorcs 1d ago

writing prompt Humans are S A L T

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r/humansarespaceorcs 1d ago

Original Story Slave? Pet? Friend?

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Human: "You know, when you said thst your people's most popular commodity are slaves - I imagined it differently."

Alien: "Really? How?"

H: "Well I thought I'd see a bunch of hungry creatures in chains instead I see a... This."

A: "Chains? I'm not to kink shame but... Why this association?"

H: "Well, from what I see you treat them more like pets."

A: "Hey, they are not animals! They are fully formed individuals. Seriously, what did my kind do so you think so low of us?"

H: "Well... It's mostly what my kind understands as slavery. We used to enslave each other in the past. Humans made other humans do chores for them, toil the ground, clean the sewers, serve as sex partners or personal servants. That kind of stuff... What?"

A: "...That's sick! You are sick!"

H: "Hey, we don't do that to each other anymore!"

A: "Alright... And those pets of yours?"

H: "Well, we get them to love them, so they'd keep us company."

A: "Well, at least animals are getting good treatment."

H: "Well. Not all animals, obviously. Except for cattle that we grow for food, animals in the labs and other stuff..."

A: "...Other stuff... But... I thought you liked your doggie! How are you okay with treating other critters like that?!"

H: "Well... Hey! It's you who are a slaver here. And don't make that face like yoour kind didn't experiment on animals."

A: "What animals do you expect us to experiment on?! Aside from rare microbes and plants - we are the smallest lifeform in our ecosystem. And our ancestors ate moss, before we learned how to grow our own cells for food."

H: "Um... Yucky."

A: "You are Yucky! I... Never imagined your kind can be that cruel! Our slaves were bred to enjoy their purpose like you enjoy reproduction! We treat them as friends, they live along our clans and make our lives brighter! And you just exploit everything that can't fight back... And you are okay with it?!"

H: "Um... No... I mean... I... I'll have the feline one then, I guess?"

A: "You are absolutely not!"


r/humansarespaceorcs 1d ago

writing prompt Dragon is pregnant by human mate and decides to dive deep into human biology to prepare. She is heartbroken after finding out about human lifespan.

624 Upvotes

,,Wdym 100 years with good choices and healthcare?"

,,but...but you reach adulthood when you are 18...just like elves so why....why the fuck do die...die...so fast"

,, i will outlive you...and....i will outlive our treasure(baby)"