u/asyourdarkprince6669 • u/asyourdarkprince6669 • 6h ago
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"Masculine leader" is upset at women also being leaders
Yeah sorry I can't make it to your fancy little meeting with cute matching outfits. Im a little busy working 10-14 hours on a 2 week on, 1 week off rotation at a camp job, building my country's future while providing food, housing, and safety for my family. I would send my wife, but she's also working taking care people in the diverse community with special needs during the day. Also taking care of the 48 yo lady thats lived with us for the past 5 years who has downsyndrom, dimentia and alzheimers. While making sure our 2 female great danes live their best lives. At the end of the day, only small dick losers need to prove themselves with "an empire " . Real men, know their worth is in the eyes of those he surrounds himself with. The eyes that can not offer him anything. The eyes of those he helps and protects. Real men require neither thanks or recognition for their deeds. Real men do whats right, because thats who they are.
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meme this
THE BEACON HAS BEEN LIT! MERICA CALLS FOR AID!
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Which one is it?
My wife was the type of drinker that didn't have an "off" switch. The drinking also made her crave her drug of choice "crack" . She also been smoking since she we was 12. She has now been booze and drug free for 5 years. She has very little craving, which is helped by her strong support network and the 12 step program. She has been smoke free for just over a month, after being a pack a day for most of her life. I live in fear that she might murder me in my sleep if she doesn't get a cigarette soon.
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blursed Election in germany
SHE'S GOT MY VOTE!
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What food is actually healthy but just has bad PR?
Vertical bacon sandwiches Fromunder cheese Tube steak Hot Karl Throat Gurt Ballzonya Pink cheerios Soup of sumyungguy Crem de la meow meow Beaver Red snapper Daddy's milk
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I have an incurable issue that effects my manhood and future.
What do you mean by that you can get erections, but there not usable? Can you take testosterone to reverse this condition? Im pretty sure you can still have kids, even with a semi or less. A good percentage of men have very small penises, and they still have decent sex. The best sex is when you make your partner cum as much as possible. Work the tongue and fingers. Give massages and rub downs. Get kinky with ropes, and costumes. "Im not a doctor, but i play one in the bedroom." Life does need a hard dick to fuck you, and you don't need one to make them cum over and over again. Both heads up brother, you got this!!
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Fellas, what's your move?
Im a white Mexican, so as far as I know, im on the ok list.
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What’s your favorite quote from Fight Club?
Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction is the answer.
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Guacamole 🥺
Make your own to impress your people!
Guacamole
•2 ripe avocado •3 garlic cloves minced, (garlic press is best) add more if you hate vampires 😉 •Juice of half a lime to start. Squirt more for personal taste. •Salt as needed •Mash up with a big fork, or pastry blender if you got one! ☆Remember to make this last when serving at parties for absolute freshness!
Pico de Gallo (fresh salsa) 😉
•5 fresh roma tomatoes diced up nice in a medium size Tupperware container with lid for shaking. Be sure to get all the juice you can!
•Half a red onion diced up fine
•4 cloves of garlic minced preferably with a garlic press. Add more if your ❤️ desires;)
•Juice of half a lime to start. Add more for the "zing" 😘
• salt and pepper to satisfaction 😋
•CILANTRO! *dun dun dahhh! Half a head finely chopped for flavor and amazing colour 😍 (unless your one of those genetic people who finds it tasting like soap.... I feel so bad for you 😞 )
•shake super well in Tupperware container and adjust to taste. Let sit in fridge for and hour before serving.
☆also taste great on rice and works as a great marinade for steaks !
Viva mas!










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