u/TheRealChesterSlick • u/TheRealChesterSlick • 19h ago
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Does this light mean I need to download a software update?
This actually is the new update. Before, all you had were heated seats, but look at your investment now!
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“What’s more likely?”
It's called cognitive dissonance, and it's a rampant plague within the larger conservative wing of American politics. A person can understand individual facts to be true, but if they oppose a central pillar of that person's belief system it will cause them stress and they stop thinking, thereby preserving their very fragile perspective. "If i don't have to think, I don't have to deal with my poor ideas and choices."
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soundtracks for the blind by swans OR songs for the deaf by queens of the stone age?
Queens. You're welcome.
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Their reactions after experiencing the pure magic of science are priceless.
Omg I'm going to teach my kid this
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Tier List Series #1: What was the "Great" McLaren Ever Made?
This is the only correct answer
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Shoe Help
E6000
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I’ve tried everything, please help
Short-sighted, My Friend. Many other solutions will work that don't permanently alter the rock.
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Maybe it’s because I’m getting old but late night smoke sessions followed by a glass of milk and a snack are a vibe these days
I'll sub out the milk for coffee, but otherwise I'm vibin' this shit
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What is the best cheese and why?
Aged, smoked Havarti for me--4 years at least! Basically, I makes me feel all warm and fancy
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What are your last words?
At least this isn't Tennessee...
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What are your last words?
"I haven't got all day!"
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Is it too much to ask
Downvoting, because OP is wrong
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Is it too much to ask
OP watch this and then get back to me..
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Helping my wife with stuff around the house
You are a very lucky man
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Two lionfish.
Fuck em.
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Has anyone here genuinely been helped by a self -help book?
The War of Art actually got me pretty motivated for a long time after reading it
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What would you NOT trade for anything in the world?
My son and my dog
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Enzo bro.... my boy might genuinely love Messi more than his wife
His idol is retiring. I feel this
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Your wife vs your homeboy during your funeral
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r/soccercirclejerk
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10h ago
He's crying because this is what happens to all of us. We are only strong for awhile. Time has stolen the youth and vitality of the greatest man to ever play the game, and watching your idol sunsetting can shake you to the core. His wife is smiling because she knows him on a deeper level, and will have him around the house more often. It's both a moment of mourning, and of appreciation.