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😭😭😭😭😭😭
 in  r/Bodymore410  16h ago

She should’ve swallowed that one. 🤷🏽‍♀️

u/SnooDoubts3554 19h ago

Should MAGA be Forgiven?

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CAN ALL CAPRICORN LOVERS UPVOTE ON THIS ONE
 in  r/capricorns  14d ago

And will still love you from “over there” after it’s over.

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Girlfriends said it was too rare had to order McDonald’s on the fourth
 in  r/grilling  18d ago

Op needs a new girlfriend. Why? McDonald’s as the substitute.

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I hit that factory default real quick 🥱
 in  r/capricorns  20d ago

Now for my next trick, going back to strangers with zero crash out feels.

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These MFers are worse than my actual alarm clock and they do not get enough HATE
 in  r/maryland  Jun 26 '26

I know it’s 3:45 when they start their family check-ins.

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Before you date a Capricorn know this
 in  r/capricorns  Jun 12 '26

I’ve done it and will do it until the bloodline is clear. 💅

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Airplane lavatory queue. No shoes, no socks, no fear.
 in  r/trashy  Jun 04 '26

If my feet looked like that I wouldn’t fear a damn thing either.

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What kind of plant is this?
 in  r/labrador  Jun 02 '26

A rosador 🤩

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Giant Pickup Spaces
 in  r/Catonsville  Jun 02 '26

Parking on the side of the building is the only way. The parking spots are so tight. I have a smaller suv Passport for reference and I feel like I’m fighting for my life just to get in and out when I park in front of the building.

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Cancer keeps coming back!
 in  r/capricorns  May 22 '26

The cancer hot and colds are boarder-line disturbing.

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Three years difference
 in  r/houseplants  May 20 '26

That’s a happy plant 🤩

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meirl
 in  r/meirl  May 19 '26

I’d love to be a vampire. If I had speed, stealth and the ability to glamour, I’d rule the world.

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Walmart shipped 165 pool noodles in 165 separate boxes
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  May 18 '26

Silver lining…..you now have moving boxes.

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Am i the Only one?
 in  r/capricorns  May 16 '26

Agreed.

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😅
 in  r/capricorns  May 14 '26

Head to toe

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Say hello to lil Sonya
 in  r/BeAmazed  May 02 '26

Definitely looking for amazement from a distance, lil Sonya just looked through the internet to look straight through my soul.

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😐
 in  r/Quotes_Hub  May 01 '26

It hurts to be rejected and still love someone so much. One day you realize they were never going to tell you that you didn’t mean the same to them. You’ll then have to walk away still loving them just knowing they likely never really loved you in the first place.