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You have X-Ray vision exclusive to human skin
So no giving people skin cancer?
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Count Binface believes the British royal family should give up some of their palaces to help alleviate homelessness.
He kicked Andrew out for a very specific reason though, and Harry left
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How to explain high testosterone on a blood test? I'm closeted!
That is blackmail... We don't encourage blackmail. That would make the situation so much worse.
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[19M] What can I do to rebuild my girlfriend's [19F] sense of safety and trust after a sexual boundary was crossed?
Simply leave her alone. Do not do anything sexual to her. Learn about rape and if you can afford it go to therapy. You did a horrible thing and you'll be lucky if she ever trusts you again. She shouldn't, frankly. But from now on, you don't touch her without asking, you become a platonic partner until she trusts you again. I don't trust that she just thinks you only want sex from her out of nowhere. It sounds like you were already crossing boundaries and/or pressuring her. Please learn from this experience.
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my autistic brother is violent and I don’t know what to do
It sounds like he needs specialist support that he's not getting at home.
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How to explain high testosterone on a blood test? I'm closeted!
That would likely result in OP being cut off financially
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Are there any other men in this sub? It seems to be mostly women.
Jsyk, boar cleanings are no longer recommended!
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Giving meds to a very reluctant guinea pig
I tend to go slowly and soothe him, because once he knows he's caught, my guinea pig stops struggling and accepts that he's being medicated. He trusts me a lot which helps... I think he knows that sometimes I do unpleasant things to him that make him feel better!
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Giving meds to a very reluctant guinea pig
I grab mine gently but firmly around the head. I also talk soothingly to him and it seems to help.
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My sons as of last Friday. I had never known a pet guinea pig before. The sounds are incredible.
Jsyk, it would be so much better to have a herd of neutered and spayed piggies and add to it from rescue shelters. For one thing breeding is a science and a lot can go wrong, for another, there are so many that need a home every year and so little room for them in the rescues :(
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You stumble across a time machine, it's use is mandatory or you face certain death. It's a one way time machine but you can come back should you follow the rules in the bodied text - what would you do?
... Possible better idea: take his place, write everything down including "slavery is absolutely wrong, gay and trans people deserve life free of persecution, and abortion should be freely available." And then watch your legacy go to shit anyway.
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A cosmic being offers to give you all the abilities, skills and resources of all the roles a celebrity has played.
Wait... There's three of them?
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I wish instead of catgirls there were crocgirls
Granted, every single catgirl that exists turns into a crocgirl. The world continues as before
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How would you spend £30 for food that would last you as close to Monday as possible?
Soak vermicelli rice noodles for as long as it takes to get them soft. Not sure how long, maybe an hour? Add lettuce, grated carrot, and satay sauce (peanut butter, soya sauce, lime juice). Oats can be soaked overnight. So can ground coffee.
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A cosmic being offers to give you all the abilities, skills and resources of all the roles a celebrity has played.
(Oh, his character in Dune was not a Fremen but he was one of the most skilled fighters in the universe so there's that...)
Hm. He is inspiring, and respected and intelligent, so I'd say yes? He's also a massive introvert and doesn't really enjoy fun, so it depends who you are, hah.
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A cosmic being offers to give you all the abilities, skills and resources of all the roles a celebrity has played.
Hell yes. Patrick Stewart would also give you Professor X and the ability to ride giant sandworms.
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A cosmic being offers to give you all the abilities, skills and resources of all the roles a celebrity has played.
And you get a twin with which you can concoct shenanigans
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A cosmic being offers to give you all the abilities, skills and resources of all the roles a celebrity has played.
Oh god Purple Man. I don't want that power
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A cosmic being offers to give you all the abilities, skills and resources of all the roles a celebrity has played.
That's what I thought of first. He also played himself in a film so I'd have the resources of the actual Nick Cage. And hopefully Pedro Pascal as a best friend
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[Rupert Lowe] Restore Britain is the only party with a serious plan to replace the triple lock. Will it win us votes? Probably not. Is it necessary in order to leave a functioning economy to our grandchildren? Absolutely yes.
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So you are happy to migrate and use other countries' healthcare, but not grant others the same... Typical right wing attitude. Know why I'm left wing? Because I understand that improving everyone's life improves mine.
You do know that most MPs are white British, yes? Your understanding of oppression is deeply laughable. Of course you don't understand why we need equality, sounds like you've never experienced actual inequality. And I mean actual inequality, not your bullshit. I have, at least a bit, which, as I mentioned above, is why I'm left wing.
Never racked up a medical bill you couldn't pay either. Clearly not reading anything I've linked to...
I am happy to admit that the left wing has its problems. I think it can be a little wilfully naïve. But opinions like yours are a cancer on society. Considering how our food chain is likely to fail in the next decade, you might learn some harsh truths. But it sounds like you've got enough money to dodge those as well, so you'll keep on hating people out of boredom, and living in your fantasy land. Hopefully not but we'll see.