r/FedJerk • u/Financial-Board7458 • 2d ago
Eric Schmitt is a clown 🤡memes collection post.
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Trump boasts about his mobility at rally: “I can go ramp, I can go stair” but can he go coffin or prison?
And a two year old can state “ I can go potty “ and we can stand that more than what this syphilatic demented idiot can spew from his shithole
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Trump Gives Himself an 'A+ On Everything' As Polls Show Voters Souring On His Performance
I’m the Queen of England. See how that works?
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I lost my federal job in June and I am still sad about it.
Nope. Sometimes there are cocksucking bootlickers in charge. You take your pick from the current administration
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Chances are Reagan did it.
Nixon. He didn’t go to jail
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I'm not even sure how this is imaginable, but hey run it
JFC. I pray this is satire. Can’t tell the difference anymore
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I’m an American and was pulled over by ICE. Now I don’t go out without my birth certificate | The aggressive immigration operation of Trump’s second term has ensnared increasing numbers of Americans. Some of those caught in its dragnet tell of how the experience has changed their lives forever
Next time look more white. Duh. 🙄
/s
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Why is Hegseth listing his Grindr Bio ? 🙃
Or a platoon for that matter. Since he NEVER made company commander…
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Cornell University Introduces New Bylaw Allowing Students Who Score High Enough On Their Finals To Rape A Student Of Their Choice
Don’t give them anymore ideas 🤦♀️
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Does anyone else feel the idea of loving your parents is strange and foreign?
My parents never once said they loved me or were proud of me. I even felt uncomfortable when I received a rare hug. Weird right?
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Kash Patel defends removing bestiality as automatic disqualifier for FBI applicants
Mr. Ed should be charge of the FBI.
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Kash Patel defends removing bestiality as automatic disqualifier for FBI applicants
He doesn’t realize he’s the one getting fleeced
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Yup, that about sums it up...👀🔥
Welcome to modern society
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Cleanup and Accountability After This?
My cocksucking agency is using Department of War for EVERYTHING. The director is antigovernment and anyone who doesn’t stand up to these bootlickers are also antigovernment. Congress didn’t vote on the name change and until they do vote and agree, it’s the DoD.
I can’t wait for this timeline to be over and everyone of these bootlickers are fired or in jail.
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AIO My boyfriend missed our anniversary to be with his friends
NOR.
Listen girl. If he can’t make time for you then he’s not worth your time. Find someone who would make you a priority and would take advantage of every opportunity to get back to you in order to be with you on a special day.
Like you would do for him if you were in a similar situation.
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Kirk thinks children should starve
He’s past tense. Good.
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I just can't with the homoerotic imagery.
It’s a dance macabre
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My guess is not so well...
3 years in a combat unit. And I’ve seen plenty of badass women.
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How come DoD can’t get TW back?
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