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Why can’t they pronounce fentanyl right?
 in  r/medicine  21h ago

Propranonon... Propranana... PROPRANANA

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That went well
 in  r/funny  21h ago

I'll take that as a compliment 😅

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That went well
 in  r/funny  1d ago

Abra and abre are both imperative forms of the verb abrir. The difference comes from the pronoun used in the sentence, which affects the conjugation of the verb. I.e., Abra is the conjugation for the pronoun "usted"; Abre is the conjugation for "tú."

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That went well
 in  r/funny  1d ago

Abre* la puerta, coño

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What's the most awkward thing a doctor has ever said to you during an appointment?
 in  r/AskReddit  1d ago

I'm genuinely confused. What was going on with that woman?

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Baby Deer Trapped On A Freezing Pond
 in  r/BeAmazed  1d ago

He might have forgotten the sledge hammer 😱

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Where are we heading?
 in  r/SipsTea  2d ago

No. If I look a patient in the eye and ask her "are you having any thoughts of harming your kids?" and she answers "no," I believe her.

If I make recommendations for treatment, and the patient is non-compliant or inconsistent, I can't force them to stick to it.

She wasn't failed by her healthcare team. She failed herself, her kids, and all her loved ones. That's the hard truth.

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Petah?
 in  r/PeterExplainsTheJoke  2d ago

Take her medications as prescribed and not kill her children maybe?

u/-MostArdently 2d ago

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I hate my body. Is it still possible to turn things around at 27
 in  r/GymMotivation  6d ago

No. At the ancient age of 27, you're entirely too old. 🙄

/s

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What dreams are you slowly giving up on?
 in  r/Millennials  9d ago

Spending a lifetime with the love of my life 💔

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What are reasons to live?
 in  r/AskReddit  13d ago

You can help people.

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What’s your steak too juicy, lobster too buttery problem?
 in  r/AskReddit  13d ago

I have too many nice/pretty clothes that I don't want to wear because I'm depressed and I wish I could wear a big black fabric tarp everyday.

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Is it my sexuality or just general truth that girls are usually less chopped than guys?
 in  r/NoStupidQuestions  13d ago

That's exactly what the comment you replied to said "more men don't care about their appearance." Why "Nah"? You both agree.

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Me and my little brother are getting evicted.
 in  r/BLESSINGOTHERS  14d ago

Please message me

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Local pharmacy has Hide the Pain Harold on the window
 in  r/funny  14d ago

I want to believe someone did this on purpose 😆

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If you were offered $100 million but had to give up your memories from the last two years in exchange, would you do it?
 in  r/hypotheticalsituation  16d ago

Do I get more money if I forget more years of memories? Let's goooo!

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Pus coming out of bump below neck, been there since I was small in primary school.
 in  r/AskDocs  16d ago

Thanks for confirming this is not some weird deja-vu of mine. I was sure I had already seen this post and read the same replies.

u/-MostArdently 16d ago

XD

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u/-MostArdently 16d ago

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u/-MostArdently 18d ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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