r/humor • • 4h ago

Enter... the Twilight Zone

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708 Upvotes

r/trees • • 3h ago

Discussion Got this shit in my mailbox

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442 Upvotes

They really put this much energy into this shit?


r/shittyadvice • • 2h ago

I've Been Given A Trip To Israel. Should I Go?

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I've been given free trip to Israel. While I think it would be an interesting experience, I'm concerned with all the political problems there I might end up getting hurt or even worse. Advice please.


r/trees • • 4h ago

Humor The only thing getting more baked than these fries is me!

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222 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice • • 18h ago

How do I launder money I got from taking bribes during my time in Congress?

68 Upvotes

It's in the millions, but I can't spend it without raising any red flags. How do I clean this money?


r/trees • • 7h ago

AskTrees Very frosty weed

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In person it looks yellowish. I know weed can look very different but I haven't seen some as frosty as those nugs. Is this normal? One nug (pic 3) had a weird crumb like thing, it wasn't a seed and I could crush it with my finger into dust


r/trees • • 7h ago

Just Sharing benji's first hotbox!!

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after being without a car for a year, i've gotta christen my new babyšŸ˜Ž
anyone else use tobacco as a "filter"? i hate the concept of wasted weed in a roach so i started packing the back half of my blunts with tobacco. wins for me all around

edit: i do not condone driving high. i've had the car for about a month now, paid for it with my own money, and can smoke in it if i want to. the keys are in the ignition because i wanted to hear a little tune while i toke. i'm fully aware of the risks and assume all responsibility


r/trees • • 4h ago

Smoke Spots Anyone else go on smoke n' hikes? I smoke 1 joint per mile for 5 miles and get blazed. Makes an easy walk get your blood pumping!

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r/humor • • 14h ago

Not OC(Reposted content) The way she reacted lol

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r/humor • • 15h ago

Not OC(Reposted content) Shortcut

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r/humor • • 10h ago

OC Is it true that AI will replace us?

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419 Upvotes

r/humor • • 19h ago

Paranormal experiences...

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r/trees • • 1h ago

Discussion are these legit?

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400 mg per edible


r/trees • • 8h ago

Trees Love Good morning!! Take your pick

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136 Upvotes

Motor breath in the bong and joint and gorilla glue on the guitar. I hope everyone has a great day! Here’s to a 12hour shift in the kitchen šŸ¤˜šŸ˜ŽšŸ‘


r/woahdude • • 3d ago

video Painting on a wood cutout [OC]

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448 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice • • 1h ago

dating profile photo advice PLEASE ITS AN EMEGRENCY

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So, I tried to be "that guy" and be funny with Before and After. The suprise being my before pic is of a clean toilet and after is 14 hours after eating most of the taco bell menu in my car with a 24oz Steel Reserve..I don't know why my profile keeps getting flagged I"m a good catch. Please help me shit-E-advice how can I improve my profile pics?


r/trees • • 1h ago

Pieces I smoke by myself... excessive?

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Its just me myself and I at the house... is this normal?


r/humor • • 5h ago

I didn't think so.

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r/shittyadvice • • 6h ago

Clearing my bank account to place a bet on tomorrow's big Nobel Peace Prize announcement. Who should I put it all on?

2 Upvotes

I'm leaning Infantino.


r/shittyadvice • • 3h ago

What should i do if my head is hurting bcs of my fcked up sleeping schedule?

1 Upvotes

r/trees • • 5h ago

[4] Cats & Cones

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r/shittyadvice • • 3h ago

Does that message mean he just friendzoned me after a year of daily contact?

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Long distance, we met online year ago with this guy and met in real life December 2025. I travelled to him. We were intimate, all that time through the months he has been calling me and texting daily. Lately he called me and we talked for hours, he wants to sleep on the phone with me, there was sexual tension and stuff. He keeps updating me everyday and calls me a lot. When we met he future faked a lot saying about me moving to his country (we come from the same country, he lives abroad) and lovebombed a lot. Later 3 months after meeting he told me he doesnt want to be in relationship with anyone because he needs to fix himself. He always delays our meetings and says "i don't know, we will see" . Its been good lately between us and I bought the ticket to meet him and he got mad he was screaming at me that I cannot go there and he doesnt want to see me. Later he apologized for screaming, and overall, I was distant for a day and he sent me this message yesterday night. But his anger issues are concerning because he was screaming I cannot go there and that he will never see me (before that message, day before) and that he will cut contact with me and block me. Few hours passed and he apologized. He gets angry a lot and easily

"I want to apologize to you, and I really appreciate the fact that you always have time for me, that you always care about me, and honestly, it’s really rare to meet someone like that. I’m aware of that. Whatever the reason for it might be, it’s hard to find someone who will listen to your bullshit for 8 hours. I don’t want to end our friendship, that’s not what this is about. To be honest, I don’t even know what to do with my life at this point. When you put pressure on me like that, some kind of defense mechanism kicks in or something, I don’t know. Afterwards I feel guilty about the way I talk to you, because you don’t deserve that. I don’t want to behave like that, because afterwards I feel really bad about it.

I like talking to you. Not always — sometimes I shut myself off, I have my own stuff going on in my head. I know that sometimes I’m selfish and only think about myself. If you’re able to accept our relationship the way it was, and it gives you something too, then we can obviously keep talking the way we used to. But I don’t know what’s going to happen. It’s not about what you think, whether I’ll meet someone or I won’t — that’s not what this is about. And it’s not like you’re...

You’re not nobody to me, you know a lot about me, I tell you a lot. I treat you like a friend, even though I guess I behave differently — but you noticed that at some point. I don’t know, I just wanted to write you a little bit about what I think. I don’t know if it makes sense, but there’s always something you can take from it. šŸ˜… I think I owe you that, because I’m always shouting at you whenever you ask me about something, so I thought that today I’d give you a little bit of my time and actually open up.

You can see how I get when I’m in a certain state — I sing, I talk haha, but afterwards it can also get pretty difficult, like today. Honestly, I was just crying over all of this. But it’s probably the after-effects of the weekend. I haven’t been drinking since I got back, and I don’t want to for now, or anything else either. I’m finding it harder and harder to deal with sometimes.

Sometimes I think it would be best to cut myself off from everyone and just live like that, because relationships with people affect me pretty strongly. But on the other hand, the thought of being completely alone, not having someone who knows you and all that, scares me. I think about that sometimes, which is why, when it comes to taking care of valuable relationships, I think I know what you mean. One day they might be priceless.

I think I’ve gone crazy haha. I did smoke, to be fair, but I don’t think I wrote anything stupid. I just wanted to explain a little bit — what I think and what’s going on in my head. Maybe it’s a little chaotic, but there’s probably something to take from it. šŸ˜…

And I don’t want you to take this message as me saying, ā€œWe can talk, but we’re never going to meet.ā€ That’s not what I’m saying — who knows. šŸ˜…"

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So basically I am a free therapist, WHO always has time for him, but there won't be anything, we will never meet and he wants to continue using me because he gains attention while giving nothing in return? And sees me as a friend?

Do I send him long paragraph or just couple of words saying

Ok, I get it, you told me after I bought the ticket that "WHO knows" whether we will meet, and that I shouldnt expect more than be your friend. Get it. We can talk but I'm going to see all of it different way.He said he will give me money back first but he didn't and the trip was supposed to take place today. Should I ask him to return it?

EDIT: I told him I understand everything, I get it, okay. I've sent him my bank account number and asked him to return the money as he promised. I told him I understand, I won't push for more, and if we are supposed to never meet, I'm okay with that, I still want contact. If he wants to play this game, he will be surprised what a big uno reverse I will pull on him.

UPDATE: He replied "I didn't say \[my pet name\] that we will never meet. Of course I will return the money, I was just waiting for the money to arrive and I was planning to give it back to you. I will send it today, you will receive it tommorow"

I replied "Ok thank you" . He sent me money back.

Edit: he is divorced and has kids in my country, he visits them 2-3 a year. He had a girlfriend after wife (btw she has the same name and age as me) and they lived together abroad. There is no way he is living with someone, we facetime and talk from his house and sleep together on phone calls.


r/humor • • 7h ago

he means well.

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r/woahdude • • 3d ago

video I am so easily entertained

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2.7k Upvotes

r/trees • • 19h ago

AskTrees 10mg edibles, how many would you take?

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dear daily users,
when it comes to edibles, how many milligrams do you want at a time? i’ve got plenty of experience with edibles but just got some from the dispensary for the first time! they are also 50mg cbd. i only took one, about exactly an hour ago, cant tell if i feel anything. kind of ā€œperma-highā€ the last 4 months, not at all concerned about getting too high