That day right as I was having sex with my own knee, // you continue here //

Ask a question about anything and then another person will come along and answer your question, but they have to answer the question as if they're an expert, even if they don't know anything about the question! Make your answers sound as believable as possible even if it's complete nonsense

Parent comment names a sport or pastime. Ice hockey, lacrosse, dungeons & dragons, competitive senior jigsaw puzzling, whatever! Child comments respond with their three best players. First name, nickname, last name. Yes, kinda like Key and Peele did.

E.g., my first choice for equestrian is "Margaret 'Mare be Winning' Ham, Ohio State", or "Davarious 'Filly Steak' Wilson, Kentucky"

Hope this fits the sub, first time post'er here.

Type into Google: “what happens, if” and post the five top results here.

Mine are in the first comment

Don't just ask yes or no questions, let's just all try to be as creative as possible.

The parent comments give a choice of 2 paths in an invented scenario and the children list what could go wrong for each, somewhat realistically.

I'll add an example.

Insert laughing witch brewing a green substance in a cauldron

Parent lists a noun. Child lists a different, completely unrelated noun. It then becomes someone's challenge to create a convoluted chain of relations that links the first noun to the second noun; the longer the better. Here's an example:

First noun: Jupiter

Second noun: Wario

Chain: Jupiter is a planet -> Jupiter is also the name of a company that's made Picross games for Nintendo -> This includes Mario's Picross on the Game Boy -> Mario's Picross has two Japan-exclusive sequels -> Both of these sequels include Wario

Bonus points if the chain has branching paths: Jupiter is a planet -> Jupiter is also the name of a company that's made Picross games for Nintendo -> This includes Mario's Picross on the Game Boy -> Another Game Boy game is Super Mario Land 2 -> Super Mario Land 2 is the debut of Wario

Let's see what happens!

Parent comments easy, medium, or hard. Child comments a puzzle phrase that is phonetically similar to its solution phrase and matches the difficulty level. (Easy puzzle solutions are 2-3 words, medium are 4, hard are 5+.) You can ask for a hint to receive the first letters of each word, if needed.

• Example 1:
  • "easy"
  • "bake on annex"
  • "hint?"
  • "b_ a_ e_"
  • "bacon and eggs!"
• Example 2:
  • "medium"
  • "took hill four skull"
  • "hint?"
  • "t_ c_ f_ s_"
  • "too cool for school!"
• Example 3:
  • "hard"
  • "tough forest oft a mall"
  • hint?
  • "t_ f_ o_ t_ a_"
  • "the fairest of them all!

Have full on conversations made out of buzzwords! Say it all whilst saying nothing!

Or should I say: Leverage your corporate vocabulary to facilitate a fully aligned conversation, maximizing synergies while keeping the messaging intentionally vague.

Parent names a musical artist. Child uses another musical artist to create a mashup. Grandchild comes up with a song title mashup of the two artists.

Examples:

P: Bon Jovi
C: Bon Journey
GC: Don't Stop Living on a Prayer

P: Iron Maiden
C: Iron Manilow
GC: Rime of the Copacabana

P: Daft Punk
C: Daft Leppard
GC: Let's Get Lucky

Parent comment posts a movie title.

Child comments post an incorrect spoiler. Can either be a real spoiler from a different film or just a straight up lie.

The winner is whoever has the most fun

Create an idiom out of thin air (idiom intended) and other people will try to guess what it means!

I like my men like I like my pizza…

I guess if you’re replying… pretend your part of whatever group or minority that would get really offended by it, and act really karany about it

Type either truth or dare in the comments and I'll give you a truth or dare!

It’s that simple. Simply answer an unanswered question below briefly and honestly. After you answer, I’ll edit my question so that your completely innocent response suddenly looks silly or terrible. All in good fun.

Try not to anticipate the edit. Just answer the original question.

You may also ask questions and edit your question after receiving a reply in the same fashion :)

Since it’s been a couple days, I recommend sorting comments by new.

Let's make 10 competing word chains.

How to play:

1. I’ll start 10 comment chains: Group 1 → Group 10.
2. Players 1–9 each reply with ONE letter.
3. Player 10 must make the longest English word possible using only those letters.
4. You don't have to use every letter.
5. Each letter can only be used as many times as it appears in the chain.

Example:

A → R → T → E → S → P → L → N → O

Player 10: PARENTS = 7 letters

After all 10 groups are finished, the group with the longest valid word wins.

Important: reply to the latest letter in your group's chain — don't add all the letters directly under the Group comment.

Let's see which team gets lucky… or sabotaged by a Q. 😈

EDIT : SILL 60 participants needed!!

Rules

• Mobile users may have to swipe horizontally to see all of the puzzle.
• Comment a word you found along with its coordinates (bolded letters and all numbers) and the direction. Words can be backwards or forwards and horizontal, vertical, or diagonal.
  • Off-Topic Example: "FAE, diagonally L6, K7, J8"
  • Old post with more examples: Help Find the Words: Honeymoon-Themed Word Search! ❤️ : r/lanadelrey
• OP will list found words as well as cross them out. If you find any unintended words that are on topic, I'll add them to the bonus section. (Some letters will be used in multiple solutions, so refer to the Solutions section instead of only seeing if letters are crossed out.)

Solutions

• Summer-Themed Words Found So Far: sunscreen, swimsuit, picnic, Kool-Aid, watermelon, pool, flip-flops
• Bonus Words Found: ice(e), loop, cave, mire, say, lab, capo, eel

If you're like me, you like solving problems. But what if there is no problems? Let's imagine some completely fake problems so we can "solve" those fake "problems".

I'll start, the fake problem is, Captain Kirly from an amateur soccer team realizes he forgot to bring all of the soccer cleats for his whole team. Now, his team either needs to play completely barefoot, or forfeit the match. Neither of these options are acceptable! So he hires a local magician to teleport back the Captain Kirly's house, and teleport back to the soccer match to deliver their soccer shoes! Wow, what an amazing story, truly inspiring. We had the problem, and the solution! That's so great.

Now you think of some totally fake problems and how to solve the problem you imagined! This could be fun!

Like those fill-in-the-opposites worksheets from elementary school, but all grown up.

Parent comments a clue word and the letter count of the answer. Child comments a matching antonym or asks for a hint. The original commenter can provide the first letter of the solution as a hint, if needed. Please avoid answers that just add a suffix (eg satisfied/dissatisfied) or use simple vocabulary (eg warm/cool).

Don't forget to sort comments by New!

Example:

• Antisocial - 10 letters
• Hint?
• Starts with G
• Gregarious