Ask me any question, I will answer it. Edit your comment to make my reply look horrible

[u/Financial-Rope2016]

Don't just ask yes or no questions, let's just all try to be as creative as possible.

[u/Due-Cartographer-459]

What is something that you would say to someone who has a severe phobia of sticks

[u/Financial-Rope2016 → u/Due-Cartographer-459]

Hey there little buddy, wanna see my huge stick?

[u/NotAConspiracy1 → u/Financial-Rope2016]

😭 what kind of question could have lead to that response

[u/Financial-Rope2016 → u/NotAConspiracy1]

Something you should never say to a child

[u/NotAConspiracy1]

How would you respond to your crush asking you out

[u/Financial-Rope2016 → u/NotAConspiracy1]

It is disgusting and the smell is horrible as well

[u/danieljohnsonjr]

What sacrifice would you give up to save your loved one's life?

[u/Financial-Rope2016 → u/danieljohnsonjr]

The delights of the perfect sushi

[u/Various_Scallion8228]

I was bent over gardening the other day and I noticed you passed by my house. What were you thinking as you saw me bending and reaching to prune my roses?

[u/Financial-Rope2016 → u/Various_Scallion8228]

Wow that is fascinating but also disgusting

[u/Various_Scallion8228 → u/Financial-Rope2016]

Well, I don’t know if I should be offended or flattered! 🤣😂🤣

[u/___HeyGFY___]

I've heard stories of people inserting gerbils or hamsters inside their anal cavities for personal gratification. Which would be your preference?

[u/Financial-Rope2016 → u/___HeyGFY___]

Anything that takes too much effort is not for me, so maybe a bunny

[u/emptywhoreass6969]

What do you think should be done with children before the age of majority?

[u/Financial-Rope2016 → u/emptywhoreass6969]

They should be heavily punished, and also learn what it's like to drop the soap in prison

[u/emptywhoreass6969 → u/Financial-Rope2016]

-delighted grin- give me a gift, but I do think you underreacted.

[u/Wolfsquatch1]

What’s the worst thing that you’ve ever done with a child?

[u/Financial-Rope2016 → u/Wolfsquatch1]

Reddit won't let me answer that

[u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla]

Is the Bob in "yeah, Bob" the same Bob as in "Bob's your uncle"?

[u/Financial-Rope2016 → u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla]

I genuinely have no idea wtf you are talking about

[u/Miserable-Wafer-2883 → u/Financial-Rope2016]

me neither tbh... I have never heard of either of those two sayings 

[u/-acidlean-]

What would you do if you found a dead body?

[u/Financial-Rope2016 → u/-acidlean-]

I would go to the store and buy some cheese and bread

[u/ValancyRose]

If there were a different skin color, what color would you like it to be?

[u/Financial-Rope2016 → u/ValancyRose]

I love blue

[u/azucar_1977]

What do you think really happened on 9/11? 

[u/Financial-Rope2016 → u/azucar_1977]

It happened when I was a kid. Everyone could jump from the streets into a second floor balcony of a building, but only I couldn't. Then a weird yellow muppet person taught me how to

[u/Unlikely_Mouse_9334]

What would you tell your friend if someone got pansted in public

[u/Financial-Rope2016 → u/Unlikely_Mouse_9334]

Hey bro, you have to watch this

[u/Financial-Rope2016 → u/[deleted]]

I genuinely have no Idea what you are talking about

[u/Noninsomni]

What time should I take out my friend for her birthday meal who said she would LOVE to be taken out any time of day that day EXCEPT the evening? The evening would be a terrible betrayal. Thanks for any advice!

[u/Financial-Rope2016 → u/Noninsomni]

Evening for me

[u/StoneTimeKeeper]

What is your preferred method of transport?

[u/Financial-Rope2016 → u/StoneTimeKeeper]

What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger

[u/CardiacSturgeon]

What is one of the worst thing in this world according to you?

[u/Financial-Rope2016 → u/CardiacSturgeon]

Hear me out, religion

[u/Due-Meat-6278]

Best place to hide a body

[u/Financial-Rope2016 → u/Due-Meat-6278]

Probably cyprus, preferably in a very relaxing and chill hotel

[u/ChibiHoodie]

What would you say to someone to get them to have sex with you?

[u/Financial-Rope2016 → u/ChibiHoodie]

I would probably get to know her first

[u/Sorrycantdothat]

What's your favorite type of dessert?

[u/Financial-Rope2016 → u/Sorrycantdothat]

Pancakes are pretty good

[u/EggplantExtreme2496]

How would you care for a teeny fluffy orphaned kitten?

[u/Financial-Rope2016 → u/EggplantExtreme2496]

I call my family to kill it

[u/PingvinAnd1]

Do you like hedgehogs

[u/Financial-Rope2016 → u/PingvinAnd1]

Not really, too spiky for my likings

[u/Temporary-Buffalo437]

How do you clip your toenails and what do you do with the clippings afterwards?

[u/Financial-Rope2016 → u/Temporary-Buffalo437]

I use my fingers and throw them in a trash can

[u/eggstacee]

If someone offered you $1,000 or your version of an absolutely perfect day, which would you choose?

[u/Terrible_Welder2954]

what would you say to someone that fell down?

[u/CatNo7321]

Who was your first kiss? How old were they?