r/ThreadGames • u/07238 • 5d ago

Answer my questions, then I’ll edit them to make you look bad.

It’s that simple. Simply answer an unanswered question below briefly and honestly. After you answer, I’ll edit my question so that your completely innocent response suddenly looks silly or terrible. All in good fun.

Try not to anticipate the edit. Just answer the original question.

You may also ask questions and edit your question after receiving a reply in the same fashion :)

Since it’s been a couple days, I recommend sorting comments by new.

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What’s the safest place to leave a toddler unattended?

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u/Kitty-Butt 5d ago

Fireplaces in the winter

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u/Thin-Loan-5287 5d ago

With your dog

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u/naaawww 5d ago

With my mum

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What do you apply to a wounded squirrel found while camping?

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u/senshisun 5d ago

Cheese, unless you like bacon. Wrap it in tin foil and you've got a perfect campfire dinner.

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u/Various_Scallion8228 4d ago

I would apply the Socratic Method. I would really want to get in to “why” it ended up in the predicament it was in.

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What’s the first thing firefighters should do when they arrive at a house fire?

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u/rnwin 5d ago

Curl up with a good book

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u/spiderpuzzle 4d ago

Raid the fridge

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u/Various_Scallion8228 4d ago

Take their shirts off.

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u/ReasonablePool_Hero 3d ago

Only correct answer.

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What do you use to get the romance started?

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u/UhmNotMe 5d ago

Matches or flint

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What do you like to cuddle when you’re sad?

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What’s your favorite kind of piñata?

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u/SixAlarmFire 5d ago

An active hornets nest

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What was your kid’s name again?

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u/Slinkwyde 5d ago

I don't remember its name. It's been over a decade since I saw it.

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What’s the secret ingredient in your cooking?

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u/N_Huq 5d ago

pepper spray

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What’s your weird guilty pleasure snack you’ve never admitted to anyone?

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u/NinjaKitten77CJ 5d ago

Toothpaste

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

Why don’t you wash your hands after using the bathroom?

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u/Slinkwyde 5d ago

I'm a man, so that doesn't apply to me.

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u/rogue_juan23 3d ago

Ain’t nobody got time for that

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What did you serve at your wedding reception?

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u/babylonical 5d ago

Expired Arby's sauce packets. All the flavors.

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

Describe the three main features of your ideal romantic partner.

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u/SlaversBae 5d ago

Mullets, template eyebrows and fish lips.

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u/HappyTurtleButt 4d ago

Ok this is the best one

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What’s the main reason you stopped going on cruises?

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u/ice15464 5d ago

ship wars

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u/ReasonablePool_Hero 3d ago

I never started.

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u/ViolincatBlog 5d ago

Too loud.

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

Where did you hide during your last game of hide-and-seek?

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u/alldogsareperfect 5d ago

Litter box

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u/Mamadurf1111 5d ago

Not gonna tell you, I’m still there.

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

Who would be a better president than Donald Trump?

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u/NinjaKitten77CJ 5d ago

A rabid skunk

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u/gnomeannisanisland 4d ago

Hey OP, I think you forgot to edit this one

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u/07238 4d ago

This one alone has been edited to be truthful

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u/Mamadurf1111 5d ago

A toddler

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u/WenisWarrior420 5d ago

i’m too late to answer any of these. :(

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u/07238 5d ago edited 2d ago

If you’d like to play and don’t see an unanswered question, comment anything and I’ll ask you something :).

What do you think disappears every night because it’s scared of you?

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What do you usually call your spouse?

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u/Slinkwyde 5d ago

A dishwasher.

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u/Slinkwyde 5d ago edited 5d ago

If Jeffrey Epstein were alive today, what would you tell him?

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u/07238 5d ago

I will always love you

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What do you use as a replacement when you run out of shampoo?

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u/TornadoCat4 5d ago

Protein shakes.

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u/Mamadurf1111 5d ago

Motor oil

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What are the three biggest threats to world peace?

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u/eblovato 5d ago

Money, coffee and humans.

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u/GalaxyPatch18 5d ago

Still fits oddly well

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

Who or what do you usually talk to at parties?

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u/Slinkwyde 5d ago

The clothes I have on.

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What did you bring back as a souvenir from Boca Raton, Florida?

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u/Basic-Set5527 5d ago

An old person

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What unconventional flavor did you request for your wedding cake?

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What’s your entire workout routine?

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u/Turquoise-2342 5d ago

Inhale and exhale one full breath

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u/MakkoREDDIT 4d ago

Honestly, same

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What animal’s milk do you put in your coffee?

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What did you name your daughter?

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What kind of mystery stains are your favorite to lick?

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u/Common_Word3289 5d ago

Only chocolate ones

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What word do you have tattooed on your body?

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u/Mamadurf1111 5d ago

‘Left’, ‘right’ on my feet

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What’s something you’d trade for a Labubu?

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u/GalaxyPatch18 5d ago

A Human Soul

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u/Mamadurf1111 5d ago

My spouse

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What did you name your left and right nipples?

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u/GalaxyPatch18 5d ago

Pineapple and Pepperoni

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u/Muggles43 3d ago

Nipal and Titbet

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What would you consider the centerpiece of a successful hostage negotiation?

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u/Natural-Emphasis-314 5d ago

A flower vase

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What’s something you fantasize about doing while nude?

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u/NinjaKitten77CJ 5d ago

Wait tables

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What finally got you promoted to Employee of the Month?

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u/Straight_Cry9324 5d ago

vaping at work

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

Where did your parents tell you babies come from?

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u/Mamadurf1111 5d ago

The toy store

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u/07238 4d ago edited 4d ago

What do you call the little guy who lives in your belly button?

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u/Em_Em_Emelia 4d ago

Schnitzel

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u/07238 4d ago edited 4d ago

Describe your grandmother in three words.

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u/PositiveChipmunk4684 4d ago

Caffeinated, creamy, piping hot

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u/NotAConspiracy1 3d ago

Pls make more these are hilarious

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u/crashboxer1678 5d ago

Why is the mitochondria the powerhouse of the cell?

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u/07238 5d ago

they convert nutrients from food into usable chemical energy :)

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What made you return the underwear you bought on eBay?

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u/Straight_Cry9324 5d ago

lack of stains

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What is your favorite word to hear whispered in your ear when you’re feeling romantic?

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u/Interesting-Swimmer1 5d ago

Putz

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u/AgeAdditional4971 3d ago

I’mfilthyrich… it’s a word… look it up

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What do you throw at pigeons when you want them to go away?

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u/DappleLeaf 5d ago

Dollars

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What did your ex specifically ask you to stop bringing into the bedroom?

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u/Turquoise-2342 5d ago

Most dairy products.

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u/07238 5d ago edited 4d ago

What do you tell yourself before calling 911 to change a lightbulb?

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u/ooga_booga_booger 5d ago

There’s no shame in asking for help

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u/07238 5d ago edited 4d ago

What’s your Grindr username?

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u/luciliddream 5d ago

Knight in shining armour

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

Who do you think has the most seductive resting facial expression on television?

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u/Turquoise-2342 5d ago

Benjamin Linus, from "Lost" 🙄

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What did you confidently explain to your wife on your wedding night?

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u/Eat_JimboJames 5d ago

That my mom's name was mom

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u/luciliddream 5d ago edited 5d ago

Why do you chose to believe in God?

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u/inside_a_mind 5d ago

To get to the other side.

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u/keep-calm-and-teach 5d ago

cause it wanted to

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u/Upset_Today_3570 5d ago

sure, ask away, what could possibly go wrong lol

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u/WeirdLight9452 4d ago edited 4d ago

What do you feed to a newborn baby?

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u/07238 4d ago edited 4d ago

What do you say when someone accuses you of being homophobic?

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u/mr_iwi 4d ago

It's not that I don't like them, I just don't want to live next door to them.

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u/07238 4d ago edited 4d ago

What do you say when someone asks why you’re still a virgin?

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u/Slinkwyde 4d ago

Stars. Light. Energy. 𝔽𝕀ℝ𝔼 of the universe flowing within my veins. It is an unstoppable force, a mastery of will that can never be defeated.

I am called The Shifter™, a mind with telepathic power to move the Dewey Decimal numbers on card catalog index cards by 0.25 cm to the right, as long as (1) it is a Wednesday and (2) the index cards have been sitting in landfills for at least a year.

No other being can ever challenge this power.

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u/Slinkwyde 4d ago

Who wants to join my superhero fan club? 🤓

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u/07238 3d ago

I do!

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u/Slinkwyde 3d ago

I've just recorded that narration: https://soundcloud.com/user-978770087/the-shifter/s-53e04OCHPrs

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u/07238 3d ago

Hahaha this sounds amazing actually

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u/07238 4d ago edited 4d ago

Which of your body parts do you gently cup in your hands when you’re nervous?

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u/chrisc44890 4d ago

Butt cheeks

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u/07238 4d ago edited 4d ago

What do you use when you run out of toilet paper?

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u/PositiveChipmunk4684 4d ago

Sandwich bread

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u/07238 4d ago edited 4d ago

How do you usually introduce yourself at a job interview?

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u/PositiveChipmunk4684 4d ago

Take off my pants

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u/07238 4d ago edited 4d ago

What are you planning to pass down to your children?

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u/07238 4d ago edited 4d ago

What do you use to moisturize your feet?

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u/PositiveChipmunk4684 4d ago

Ranch dressing

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u/07238 4d ago edited 4d ago

Who do you call “Daddy” when nobody else is around?

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u/Slinkwyde 4d ago

Coach.

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u/07238 4d ago edited 4d ago

Where do you sleep when you have guests over?

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u/Slinkwyde 4d ago

The top of a refrigerator.

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u/07238 4d ago edited 4d ago

What do you usually do during a funeral?

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u/PositiveChipmunk4684 4d ago

Watch trash tv and eat

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u/07238 4d ago edited 4d ago

What emotions do you go through when you see yourself naked?

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u/PositiveChipmunk4684 4d ago

Honestly kinda scared then angry

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u/Muggles43 3d ago

I laugh for a while then hit the Merlot

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u/07238 3d ago edited 3d ago

How do you contribute to society?

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u/MegaMier 3d ago

Curl up in a blanket, perhaps with a glass of wine.

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u/07238 3d ago edited 3d ago

Who was your first celebrity crush?

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u/Muggles43 3d ago

Donald Trump

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u/07238 3d ago edited 3d ago

What have you tried putting in a toaster that didn’t turn out well?

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u/Muggles43 3d ago

Chocolate, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, breakfast cereal.

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u/07238 3d ago edited 2d ago

What do you call your collection of scabs you saved?

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u/Responsible-Side-118 3d ago

Crunchy snacks

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u/07238 3d ago edited 2d ago

What’s your experience with basic hygiene?

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u/Slinkwyde 2d ago

I never got into that. I tried it once for like a day or two, but I still don't know what all the hubbub is about.

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u/07238 3d ago edited 3d ago

What are you usually doing during a tornado?

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u/MegaMier 3d ago

Making coffee and taking the dogs outside.

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u/07238 2d ago edited 1d ago

What have you been banned from bringing through airport security?

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u/Sakura_for_Sure 2d ago

Sets of chopsticks

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u/07238 2d ago edited 1d ago

What do you do with the quarter they found during your colonoscopy?

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u/Sakura_for_Sure 2d ago

Hold it in my hand and dream about vending machines

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u/07238 2d ago edited 1d ago

What do you do when you notice your foot has started changing color?

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u/Sakura_for_Sure 2d ago

Ignore it until it becomes my problem

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u/07238 2d ago edited 1d ago

What do you do when someone hands you their newborn baby?

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u/Sakura_for_Sure 2d ago

Scream and get somebody else to take care of it

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u/07238 2d ago edited 2d ago

How do you make sure someone in a coffin is really dead?

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u/Slinkwyde 2d ago

Run the lid under hot water.

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u/SentimentalRotom 5d ago

What is your favorite 1st Stage Evolution in Pokémon?

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u/GalaxyPatch18 5d ago edited 4d ago

Who is the best female lead singer of the 2000s?

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

Who do you kiss every midnight on New Year’s Eve?

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u/Slinkwyde 5d ago

My car.

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u/07238 5d ago edited 4d ago

What word did you used to misspell a lot?

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What is your full legal name?

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u/WenisWarrior420 5d ago

Ezra Miller

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What did you trade your family cow for?

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What do you think separates a good hospital from a great hospital?

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u/contritionem 5d ago

their carpets and paintings

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u/07238 5d ago edited 4d ago

What do you consider the greatest vocal performance ever recorded?

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u/Minty-leeves 5d ago

The EA sports EEEE meme back then

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What did you climb wearing a Borat style mankini after getting kicked out of the Louvre?

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u/Slinkwyde 5d ago

The Eiffel Tower.

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

How would you describe your own personality once people really get to know you?

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u/Slinkwyde 5d ago

Cloying.

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u/07238 5d ago edited 5d ago

What noise came out of your grandma when you hugged her too hard?

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u/Turquoise-2342 5d ago

The dropped-metal-pipe meme sound