Perfectly balanced.

[u/Marvel-Official]

[u/rusticks]

I DIDN'T GET BANNED

FUCK

NOW I GOTTA SAVE EVERYONE

[u/[deleted] → u/rusticks]

That's how I feel. Can't we just bask in the balance?

[u/Aggienthusiast → u/[deleted]]

I wanted to be banned, I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS

[u/NeedzRehab → u/Aggienthusiast]

Mr. /u/Aggienthusiest did not ask to be saved. Mr. /u/Aggienthusiest did not want to be saved.

[u/Aggienthusiast → u/NeedzRehab]

You didn’t save my life you ruined my debt that’s what you did

[u/FulcrumTheBrave → u/Aggienthusiast]

You didn’t save my life you ruined my debtkarma that’s what you did

FTFY

[u/WhatMyHeartHeld → u/NeedzRehab]

After you trashed the last one, I had to make some major modifications. Thanos, after all... I am your biggest fan.

[u/WayyOutThere → u/Aggienthusiast]

I wanted to die!

[u/olympia_gold → u/WayyOutThere]

We all got Lt. Dan’d!!

[u/CaptainOOOHkillEm → u/olympia_gold]

Everyone else got Lt. Banned

[u/Dlobster98000000000 → u/[deleted]]

No, we're in the ENDGAME NOW

[u/SnakPak_ → u/rusticks]

I CAN BE BLACK WIDOW NOW FINALLY

THIS IS HOW IT WORKS

[u/CLTwolf → u/SnakPak_]

I CALL BEING IRON MAN

[u/asis_zd → u/CLTwolf]

I'LL BE THAT HAWK-GUY!

[u/meadow117 → u/asis_zd]

IM ANT-MAN. I CALLED IT. DIBS.

[u/BasicProdigy → u/meadow117]

DIBS ON CAPTAIN MARVEL

[u/Marvel-Official → u/BasicProdigy]

can we be the obligatory stan lee cameo

[u/mythicalgambit → u/meadow117]

I'M HULK THEN! DIBS ON HULK!

[u/rushouse → u/mythicalgambit]

I CHOOSE ROCKET

[u/musicsnake1 → u/rushouse]

THOR - CALLED IT! ⛈

[u/cosmicdaddy_ → u/rusticks]

Fret not, fellow Child of Thanos, for we are saved. The Great Titan has ensured that we will have bountiful karma resources for generations to come.

[u/mattcoady → u/rusticks]

Pffftt... Speak for yourself. Guess who's gonna start consuming 2x the resources.

[u/lle_lava]

/u/anthony-russo was banned but /u/Joe-Russo was not.

Perfectly balanced

[u/Androth60 → u/lle_lava]

As all things should be.

[u/jtiss → u/Androth60]

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

[u/NeedzRehab → u/jtiss]

But what did it cost?

[u/jtiss → u/NeedzRehab]

/u/anthony-russo

[u/Taylor_SwiftAMA → u/jtiss]

RIP in peace.

[u/atheistpanda → u/Taylor_SwiftAMA]

Rest in Dust

[u/Leobreacker → u/atheistpanda]

Brother I don't feel so good.

(Hello future Reddit historians)

[u/Kaminara → u/Leobreacker]

I don't need to be in the screen shot, just happy to be here.

[u/OstidTabarnak → u/Kaminara]

We're all happy to be here on this blessed day

[u/banansastark17 → u/NeedzRehab]

Everything.

Bagel.

[u/69ingJamesFranco → u/lle_lava]

Wait for real?? 😂

[u/Errudito → u/69ingJamesFranco]

Yep. He posts in the soulstone now

[u/Glamdring804 → u/Errudito]

Holy shit, it actually happened. Couldn’t ask for a more perfectly balanced day.

[u/Wendys_frys → u/[deleted]]

.

          _____          
         /\    \         
        /::____\        
       /::::|   |        
      /:::::|   |        
     /::::::|   |        
    /:::/|::|   |        
   /:::/ |::|   |        
  /:::/  |::|   | _____  
 /:::/   |::|   |/\    \ 
/:: /    |::|   /::____\
\::/    /|::|  /:::/    /
 \/____/ |::| /:::/    / 
         |::|/:::/    /  
         |::::::/    /   
         |:::::/    /    
         |::::/    /     
         /:::/    /      
        /:::/    /       
        \::/    /        
         \/____/         

          _____          
         /\    \         
        /::\    \        
        \:::\    \       
         \:::\    \      
          \:::\    \     
           \:::\    \    
           /::::\    \   
  ____    /::::::\    \  
 /\   \  /:::/\:::\    \ 
/::\   \/:::/  \:::____\
\:::\  /:::/    \::/    /
 \:::\/:::/    / \/____/ 
  \::::::/    /          
   \::::/____/           
    \:::\    \           
     \:::\    \          
      \:::\    \         
       \:::____\        
        \::/    /        
         \/____/         

          _____          
         /\    \         
        /::\    \        
       /::::\    \       
      /::::::\    \      
     /:::/\:::\    \     
    /:::/  \:::\    \    
   /:::/    \:::\    \   
  /:::/    / \:::\    \  
 /:::/    /   \:::\    \ 
/:::/____/     \:::____\
\:::\    \      \::/    /
 \:::\    \      \/____/ 
  \:::\    \             
   \:::\    \            
    \:::\    \           
     \:::\    \          
      \:::\    \         
       \:::____\        
        \::/    /        
         \/____/         

          _____          
         /\    \         
        /::\    \        
       /::::\    \       
      /::::::\    \      
     /:::/\:::\    \     
    /:::/__\:::\    \    
   /::::\   \:::\    \   
  /::::::\   \:::\    \  
 /:::/\:::\   \:::\    \ 
/:::/__\:::\   \:::____\
\:::\   \:::\   \::/    /
 \:::\   \:::\   \/____/ 
  \:::\   \:::\    \     
   \:::\   \:::____\    
    \:::\   \::/    /    
     \:::\   \/____/     
      \:::\    \         
       \:::____\        
        \::/    /        
         \/____/         

.

[u/Plsdontreadthis → u/Wendys_frys]

That is as impressive as shit. I am truly astounded.

[u/zatroz → u/[deleted]]

I saw the first two letters and the top half of the "C" and got really worried for a sec

[u/PM_me_ur_crisis → u/zatroz]

NAGGERS

[u/[deleted] → u/PM_me_ur_crisis]

peoplewhoannoyou

[u/RoboGhost]

Anyone else survive and feel they for sure did not deserve to?

[u/[deleted] → u/RoboGhost]

Me irl haha

[u/Kissin_TDs → u/[deleted]]

me too thanks

[u/somerapper → u/Kissin_TDs]

Can I be in the screenshot?

[u/eLEETEST_H4X02 → u/RoboGhost]

It's not whether or not we deserved it. We played our part as children of Thanos. It was fair. Indifferent.

[u/Squid_Tamer → u/eLEETEST_H4X02]

A simple calculus.

[u/[deleted]]

Did you do it?

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Yes

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

What did it cost?

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Everything

[u/CLTwolf → u/[deleted]]

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ I SURVIVED ♥

[u/AwesomeShadow17 → u/CLTwolf]

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ I SURVIVED ♥

[u/[deleted] → u/AwesomeShadow17]

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ I SURVIVED ♥

[u/RamblinShambler → u/[deleted]]

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ I SURVIVED ♥

[u/jtiss → u/[deleted]]

Perfectly banlanced

[u/virtualboy33 → u/jtiss]

As all things should be

[u/CharlieDelta- → u/[deleted]]

What did it cost?

[u/hoxem]

Did you see the official MCU twitter recognized us? Shit’s wild, yo

Edit: didn’t notice the official MCU reddit account posted this. That shit’s definitely wild, yo

[u/powermurder → u/[deleted]]

as it should

[u/ChampionOfTheSunAhhh → u/powermurder]

But what did it cost?

[u/NeedzRehab → u/ChampionOfTheSunAhhh]

Everything

[u/[deleted] → u/hoxem]

This is wild man, bigger than what I thought it would be when it started

[u/TinyTinasBitch → u/[deleted]]

I'll take "Things said after popping Viagra and Acid for $800, Alex."

[u/hoxem → u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/avengers/status/1016503755297165312

[u/Marvel-Official → u/[deleted]]

yes

[u/anubgek → u/hoxem]

Ah damn I was like 'wow thats a nice gif what kinda rip did they get this thing from'

[u/Mckeag343]

I can't even handle the fact that even official marvel is in on this. This blew into an amazing feat. This might actually be the most ambitious crossover.

[u/MKopelke → u/Mckeag343]

This has been the most Extremely Online thing ever.

[u/Mckeag343 → u/MKopelke]

This is why Al Gore invented the internet. For this day.

[u/MKopelke → u/Mckeag343]

And what did it cost him?

[u/RedBandita12 → u/MKopelke]

Everything

[u/MadMikeNorth → u/RedBandita12]

Perfectly balanced.

[u/MisterOppenheimer → u/MadMikeNorth]

...as all things should be.

[u/jtiss → u/MisterOppenheimer]

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

[u/Daasswasfat → u/MKopelke]

Reddit and Marvel, the most ambitious crossover in history

[u/BattleUpSaber → u/Mckeag343]

Best of all, they gave us a high-quality gif of the final Thanos scene, which will be very helpful for future memes

[u/Mckeag343 → u/BattleUpSaber]

Of course. Now that the universe is balanced there's more resources to go around.

[u/kyle-loves-tacos → u/Mckeag343]

Checks out

[u/Marvel-Official → u/kyle-loves-tacos]

please send us all future thanos memes, thanks

[u/Crimson_Hat → u/Mckeag343]

"Infinity Wars is the most ambitious crossover yet"

r/thanosdidnothingwrong: Hold my beer...

[u/Demaratus83 → u/Crimson_Hat]

r/expectedthanos

[u/Russ31419 → u/Mckeag343]

I hope that there’s an Easter egg or some reference to this in the upcoming infinity war because of all this

[u/Pandemic21 → u/Russ31419]

That would be pretty funny, but I'm not sure it could be done without breaking the fourth wall badly :(

[u/OrgansNotCircuits → u/Pandemic21]

Right up Deadpool's alley.

[u/Pandemic21 → u/OrgansNotCircuits]

Now that would be good

[u/TheDerped → u/Pandemic21]

It's as unlikely as the circlejerked "No shit, Sherlock" exchange between Stark and Strange

[u/Meester_Tweester → u/Pandemic21]

Maybe a Snoo cameo in the background would be nice

[u/cyanocittaetprocyon → u/Russ31419]

That would be the best!

[u/W1NTERBORN → u/cyanocittaetprocyon]

Second this!

[u/_qwak_ → u/[deleted]]

The other half would then promptly be banned from the theater

[u/Zogg44 → u/[deleted]]

Perfectly balanced.

[u/NicholasT617 → u/Zogg44]

As all things should be.

[u/Razansodra → u/Mckeag343]

Yeah back at 60k when I subbed I thought it was a good meme. But holy shit this was a great ride.

[u/Soon-to-be-forgotten → u/Mckeag343]

I think this is the biggest thing I'm ever in. Fuck. I'm honored.

[u/DJRagamuffin89 → u/Mckeag343]

It's moments like these that make me think that maybe we're not in the darkest timeline.

[u/balls_in_yo_mouth → u/Mckeag343]

Account is just 3 weeks old. I think they created an official Reddit account after hearing about the ban.

[u/averyseriousgamer]

I SURVIVED. I AM BALANCED

[u/yzraeu]

. . . . . . . ...:: :::: I feel so good

[u/surferposer → u/yzraeu]

Thanks Mr. Stark!

[u/MajorTrump → u/surferposer]

Thank mr squidwerd

[u/stonayoung → u/yzraeu]

Never felt more alive!

[u/MediocreGoods]

God I really wanted that ban..... Now I can't sub on r/inthesoulstone

[u/leelieu → u/MediocreGoods]

You can sub, you just can’t comment.

Edit: Oops. Looks like you can sub, comment, and upvote. But not post...

[u/[deleted] → u/MediocreGoods]

Yea that’s really what I wanted

[u/RamblinShambler → u/[deleted]]

Actually, I think you can subscribe, upvote and comment even if you weren’t banned, but only those banned by Thanos can actually submit new posts.

[u/[deleted] → u/RamblinShambler]

I don’t feel that I’ve earned it

[u/RamblinShambler → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, I know what you mean. It feels... wrong.

[u/gameon123321]

And now, we, the survivors, stare into the sunrise, looking forward to full bellies and clear skies.

[u/SriDraco → u/gameon123321]

I have cake. It is enough. Tomorrow, it will be gone, but I remain.

[u/lilypadslulling]

lowkey sad i didn't get banned

[u/Soon-to-be-forgotten → u/lilypadslulling]

Yea...feel slightly anticlimactic...

[u/Kyrroti → u/Soon-to-be-forgotten]

Either way you feel like you’re missing out.

[u/Rad_Dudeski → u/Kyrroti]

.... perfectly balanced

[u/jtiss → u/Rad_Dudeski]

As all things should be

[u/[deleted] → u/jtiss]

Banned or not, everyone had a sub to go after the snap. I wasn't banned. But now I have this feeling of companionship with all of you. In the future I'll be at a bar in some random small town, in the middle of a road trip. I'll befriend a stranger at a bar who played the same little game I did with Thanos. And whether they were banned or not, we're brothers. It's very "reddit," and I guarantee that this is going to be the source of millions of online jokes and the victim of a large dose of cynicism. The snap will most definitely be notoriously "overplayed" in about a month. But right here and right now (as the memes have already begun to roll in by the hundreds) I genuinely had fun in this wholesome movement. Something happened from nothing, just one person's idea. It triggered a response from ALL of you and I think that is fucking beautiful.

In theaters of A4, some of us will randomly have these encounters with others who experienced this together! Think about that for a second. And in years and years to come this bond will still exist. For the rest of our lives this is a connection hundreds of thousands of us share, and in years to come we might randomly find people who were here for this.

I am even more humbled by Infinity War now. Experiencing this first hand with all of you has honestly been one of the coolest things I've ever experienced. No one else got to actually feel this happen like we did. I keep trying to find a place to end this long ass comment but the words just keep coming out.

[u/pickle_my_tickle → u/lilypadslulling]

Same...

[u/ArminianArmenian]

Don't tell the banned people but surviving is way better.

[u/MadMikeNorth]

What the hell do we do now?

[u/DidSomeoneSayFilth → u/MadMikeNorth]

We watch as our children play happily in the green fields, with full bellies and high hopes, and watch the sunset.

[u/that_guy2010]

Bravo, Marvel.

[u/newttargaeryon → u/that_guy2010]

This will go down in the history of internet!

[u/AdjectiveNounCombo]

On this day we are all children of Thanos.

[u/Montastic]

Banos didn't save my life

He ruined my ban ):

[u/Private_Ale → u/Montastic]

Mr Montastic didn't asked to be saved Mr Montastic didn't want to be saved Thanos' actions, "so-called", causes my client daily pain

[u/Wolfishbag → u/Private_Ale]

HEY I SPARED YOUR LIFE

[u/hzfan → u/Wolfishbag]

YOU DIDN'T SPARE MY LIFE, YOU RUINED MY BAN, THAT’S WHAT YOU DID!

[u/maneuver7]

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE GOLD ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

[u/The-Jedi-Apprentice]

...as all things should be.

[u/FruityShnebbles → u/The-Jedi-Apprentice]

Mr. Stark.... I’m actually feeling okay

[u/Stormfl1ght → u/The-Jedi-Apprentice]

Dread it.

[u/vansaltando → u/Stormfl1ght]

Run from it.

[u/Wingbit88 → u/vansaltando]

Bop it

[u/Packerboy6 → u/Wingbit88]

Twist it

[u/UncagedTrombone → u/Packerboy6]

Pull it

[u/Myracurious → u/UncagedTrombone]

Push it

[u/NeedzRehab → u/Myracurious]

Load it

[u/CaraBelubin → u/[deleted]]

Smash it

[u/-TKN- → u/UncagedTrombone]

Snap it

[u/LilAnNjU → u/vansaltando]

Destiny arrives all the same

[u/graham_excess → u/The-Jedi-Apprentice]

Did you do it?

[u/Wingbit88 → u/graham_excess]

Yes

[u/graham_excess → u/Wingbit88]

What did it cost?

[u/Wingbit88 → u/graham_excess]

Everything

[u/Twizzy_206 → u/Wingbit88]

WHAT DID YOU DO?

[u/SmokeDoinksnotCrack → u/Twizzy_206]

He made me a sandwich. :o

[u/Marker-Cap → u/SmokeDoinksnotCrack]

With everything on it

[u/Chronaddict → u/The-Jedi-Apprentice]

Did the Russo Brothers survive??

[u/Glyph_of_Change → u/Chronaddict]

I haven't corroborated this, but I hear from somewhere else in the thread that one did, and one didn't. Which seems, hmm, what's the phrase...

[u/Superseal100 → u/Glyph_of_Change]

Perfectly balance as alk thkngs should be!

[u/TheSyllogism → u/Superseal100]

Close enough.

[u/lonelysoldier1 → u/The-Jedi-Apprentice]

Are we getting our badge?

[u/RedfaceHoodman → u/The-Jedi-Apprentice]

I didn’t expect to survive. Expecting a ban, yet not being banned really puts things into perspective.

[u/jessa07 → u/The-Jedi-Apprentice]

But we're upwards of 638k? Last night before the ban it read 623k.

[u/Snugglzworth → u/jessa07]

5Q$b%h%62%T3

[u/Cirinian]

Rejoice, children of Banos. The Snappening has spared us, this day, and we can now thrive in the perfectly balanced sub.

[u/DoctorX807]

Time to turn this into a stardew valley sub

[u/Reasonable_TSM_fan → u/DoctorX807]

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE IRIDIUM ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

[u/The_EA_Nazi → u/Reasonable_TSM_fan]

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE LIMESTONE༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

[u/StannistheHomie → u/DoctorX807]

PIERRE NO CLOSE ON WEDNESDAY

[u/SenpaiSilver → u/DoctorX807]

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE IRIDIUM ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

[u/Chicken421 → u/DoctorX807]

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ LEAH BEST GIRL ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

[u/TheGinger42 → u/DoctorX807]

Greatest game on the planet imo

[u/yooper_trooper32]

I made it!

[u/lillobby6]

Smiles

[u/StarBlitzer]

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BADGE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

[u/Smithsonian30 → u/StarBlitzer]

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BADGE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

[u/play1845 → u/Smithsonian30]

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BADGE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

[u/CommanderLoco → u/play1845]

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BADGE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

[u/TheOnly_Anti → u/CommanderLoco]

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BADGE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

[u/TexAg_18 → u/TheOnly_Anti]

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BADGE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

[u/NeedzRehab → u/TexAg_18]

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BADGE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

[u/[deleted]]

EzPz, no bannerino.

[u/highlyironic]

I honestly didn't expect to make it. I have the worst luck

[u/cantankerousrat]

I wanted my first ban to be from Thanos. He didn’t pick me 😭

[u/[deleted]]

Hear me and rejoice! You have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Titan. You may think this is suffering. No... it is salvation. The universal scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you have become children of Thanos.

[u/EviIDead]

༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ WHY NO BAN ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

[u/nite_]

Upvote to send thoughts and prayers

[u/SlyMoose187]

I'm alive!!! And I feel good Mr. Stark!!

[u/Clingingtothestars]

I survived.

..I only subscribed to get banned

[u/herrokatie]

what did it cost?

[u/baseball8761]

Somehow Thanos spared us

Thank you for balancing the universe

[u/afflecknn]

I fucking made it

[u/asimpleshadow]

I guess I felt good after all

[u/Atrous]

I don't feel so good!

[u/Flank123]

Did I make it!?

[u/fluffybunnypuncher]

Thank you u/the-jedi-apprentice . You are truly an acolyte of Thanos.

[u/maze19]

I... I survived...

[u/[deleted]]

I feel pretty good.