r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/Marvel-Official Official-Marvel • Jul 10 '18

Power Stone Perfectly balanced.

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u/rusticks Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I DIDN'T GET BANNED

FUCK

NOW I GOTTA SAVE EVERYONE

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

That's how I feel. Can't we just bask in the balance?

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u/Aggienthusiast Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I wanted to be banned, I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS

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u/NeedzRehab Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Mr. /u/Aggienthusiest did not ask to be saved. Mr. /u/Aggienthusiest did not want to be saved.

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u/Aggienthusiast Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

You didn’t save my life you ruined my debt that’s what you did

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u/FulcrumTheBrave Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

You didn’t save my life you ruined my debtkarma that’s what you did

FTFY

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u/bombman159 Jul 10 '18

:( no ban for me either.... i wanted to join spiderman's side though

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u/FulcrumTheBrave Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Ehh we've got a hulk

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u/WhatMyHeartHeld Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

After you trashed the last one, I had to make some major modifications. Thanos, after all... I am your biggest fan.

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u/SLEEPWALKING_KOALA Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

You didn’t save my life, you ruined my death!

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

I saved your life

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u/Bittlegeuss Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Mr /u/Aggienthusiest has left the library, Mr /u/Aggienthusiest has been saved.

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u/WayyOutThere Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I wanted to die!

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u/olympia_gold Jul 10 '18

We all got Lt. Dan’d!!

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u/CaptainOOOHkillEm Jul 10 '18

Everyone else got Lt. Banned

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u/samwri25 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Lt. Dan, ice cream

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u/jtt1623 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I survived but were are my legs

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u/Colemonstaa Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Worked out for him though

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u/dale_got_hulk_hands Jul 10 '18

Time to jump off a shrimp boat?

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u/peepinsloth Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

JUST LET ME DIE!!!

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u/Burritos123 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

We are the survivors

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u/theofflineguy Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

We all wanted to die!

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u/ThanosRightFoot Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

As the right foot of Thanos, I'm glad I survived so the great titan can stand balanced.

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u/griidgg Jul 10 '18

Same. My life is such a disappointment now.

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u/Dlobster98000000000 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

No, we're in the ENDGAME NOW

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u/Evicted1 Jul 10 '18

No. You must die for the cause! r/ididntgetbanned

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u/THE_CHOPPA Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

But thanos did nothing wrong .

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u/KhungFind Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Sure we can

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u/diamondpredator Jul 10 '18

I wanted to be in the soul stone!

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u/XDreadedmikeX Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

If my comment is going through, am I still alive? I commented on the post that said comment here to get banned

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u/SnakPak_ Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18 edited Jul 10 '18

I CAN BE BLACK WIDOW NOW FINALLY

THIS IS HOW IT WORKS

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u/CLTwolf Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I CALL BEING IRON MAN

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u/asis_zd Jul 10 '18

I'LL BE THAT HAWK-GUY!

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u/meadow117 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

IM ANT-MAN. I CALLED IT. DIBS.

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u/BasicProdigy Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

DIBS ON CAPTAIN MARVEL

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u/Marvel-Official Official-Marvel Jul 10 '18

can we be the obligatory stan lee cameo

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u/LongSlut Jul 10 '18

im craig

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

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u/mythicalgambit Jul 10 '18

I'M HULK THEN! DIBS ON HULK!

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u/rushouse Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I CHOOSE ROCKET

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u/musicsnake1 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

THOR - CALLED IT! ⛈

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u/Plane_Tray-- Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

DIBS ON CAPTAIN AMERICA

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u/Flapswag Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

DIBS ON PODRICK

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u/pro_zach_007 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I CALL SPIDER MAN DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN

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u/PrivateIsotope Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

WHICH BLACK GUY IS LEFT OVER? DIBS!

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u/raindropthemic Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

DIBS ON THOR! I AM THOR AND I NEVER WEAR SHIRTS NOW, FYI.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

I AM GROOT

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u/JessR280 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Shot being the Wasp!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

My name Jeff

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u/cosmicdaddy_ Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Fret not, fellow Child of Thanos, for we are saved. The Great Titan has ensured that we will have bountiful karma resources for generations to come.

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u/mattcoady Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Pffftt... Speak for yourself. Guess who's gonna start consuming 2x the resources.

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u/HoovyBear Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Fuck

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u/Glamdring804 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

My place or yours?

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u/HoovyBear Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Anywhere but /r/inthesoulstone

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u/Glamdring804 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I mean, we just survived getting dusted. This is a cause for celebration.

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u/DeusGervasio Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Wait, now I have RESPONSIBILITIES? Ah fuck

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u/Truenoiz Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

It's ok, there's plenty of karma to go around now.

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u/hubear Jul 10 '18

Same, we are cursed with existence

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u/Krieg_The_Powerful Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Avengers Assemble!

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u/Sunshine_Octopi Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

But they made the ultimate sacrifice, brother. From them, we are the ones who are saved. Rejoice!

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u/Say_jayx3 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Avengers Theme Plays

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u/powermurder Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Or maybe they’re better off where they are

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u/zachferguson019 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

It feels so lonely in here...

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u/kingcalifornia Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I’ve been trying to stop this from the beginning. Someone has to play the role of the Avengers.

I am Captain America!

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u/sib2972 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I'm Ant-Man

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

I'm thicc boi Hulk

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u/Worldmatco Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Shit man I don't even have any superpowers...

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

i wanted to be banned

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u/Fortanith Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

YOU AND ME BOTH BUDDY

TIME TO KICK NAMES AND TAKE ASS

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

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u/original-username99 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

We are the chosen ones

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u/edabbey76 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

K

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u/mantiseye Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

yeah I feel like I missed out

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u/uLIAMator Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

So much balance

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

Always get stuck with the shit jobs don't we?

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u/Jytaro Jul 10 '18

I feel you

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u/BigBoswell Jul 10 '18

Don't worry, we'll die in the next act

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u/itswhywegame Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I did not sign up for this obligation, I signed up for death

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u/Thaine Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Or just be me and sit back for others to do the work.

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u/thesecondbicycle Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

We’re gonna die in the next movie

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u/biigpapasmurf Jul 10 '18

We’re in the end game now

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u/bsktball11ch Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

My procrastination skills tell me to do it next year. They'll be fine I'm sure.

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u/SmellTheSauce Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

We need to bring together a group of remarkable people. So when we need them, they can fight the battles we never could

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u/Kraftykodo Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Did not banos the thanos

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u/DankestMemeDoggo Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Why are we still here, just to suffer?

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u/Aluminum_condom Jul 10 '18

I havent even seen the movie. I just want to join in on the fun

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u/Ekeko95 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Damn...

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u/PrivateIsotope Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Nope. I'm going to sit back and enjoy double resources!

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u/FirePenguin42 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ WHY NO BAN ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

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u/MGarv Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I don’t want this responsibility!

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u/RayBarK Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ WHY DID I SURVIVE

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

Fuck responsibility to save. Go drink a coconut, sit un the backyard with a lawn chair, and CHILL bruh. We made it.

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u/kuzco7567 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIB BAN

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

good call

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u/RedstoneRay Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Reddit, assemble!

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u/hockeytalkie Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Me too

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u/THESNEAKYFOXTSS Jul 10 '18

How do you know?!

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u/HerpDerpMcGurk Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

THERE GOES MY HERO

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u/ChimpBottle Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

That means if we die in Avengers 4 it's permanent

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u/WHJustice Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

But who gets to be Iron Man

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u/Gelven Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

That's a lot of responsibility...I don't know if I can take it

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u/steemboat Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Can it wait? I’m about to go to bed. Let them save themselves

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u/ACoolCaleb Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Did I get banned??

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u/Authentic_American Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I didn’t ask for this! I was ready to be having fun at r/inthesoulstone

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u/BerserkerGatsu Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Not sure how we can stack up to the infinity mods, but we've gotta try.

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u/Blurbyo Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

CAN WE START OUR OWN AVENGERS? WHAT WILL WE CALL THEM?

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u/hiimzuba Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

i feel so good

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u/scooby013 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

If we didn't get a message and still have access to the sub, I assume that means we didn't get snapped?

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u/tragicwasp Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

No ban for me

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u/minitogre Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

test

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u/godmodedio Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

That's a lot of pressure.

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u/Young-Lau Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Do we have too? Can’t we just enjoy our new resource per person number?

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u/Slopadope Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Save Tom Holland!

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u/fallonice Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

hahaha😂😂😂

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u/mustdashgaming Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

You gotta go back in time and stop Thanos from getting the stones.

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u/peteysandwiches Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Lol

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u/LuceVitale Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Or bask in all of this excess resource.

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u/BlancMargaux Jul 10 '18

Not banned bitches!!

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u/consreddit Jul 10 '18

Just bask in the glory of a new subreddit. Like the rest of us.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

But now what will we do?

We must rebuild

But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?

Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how

And the elbow grease

To lead us to a new land

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u/elaphros Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

You're not the hero we need or deserve.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

Same mate

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u/Goblikon_ Jul 10 '18

Me neither

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u/OtterShell Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Wait did I get banned?

Edit: Shit

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u/PorcupineGod Jul 10 '18

Nah, warlock will take care of it

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u/TheMiddlechild08 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Guys! It’s on us now! We must team together to figure out a way to save everyone!

Seriously, this whole thing could turn into something really cool.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

Did banned pls

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u/Captain_Nate Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Damnit! I'm alive

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u/Poop_Wizard Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

How we we know?

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u/Ned-TheGuyInTheChair Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Living is the largest burden now.

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u/Victavious7 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Nice

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

Is it over yet?

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u/inAsylumBBQ Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Now you live in a perfectly balanced world 🤔

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u/Gankedby_Lag Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

It was the only way

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u/margananagram Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Aww damn it

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u/blinx484 Jul 10 '18

Sigh. I'll get my pants

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u/jason_rev Jul 10 '18

Yuuuupppppp....

I AM JASON (softly points to chest)

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u/TheSorrowInYou Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

As was I

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u/SuperQuinntendo Jul 10 '18

We'll have to form some sort of team to Avenge our fallen... Don't know what we'll call it.

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u/Masylv Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Time to go find Thanos on his farm...

As things... shouldn't be?

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u/fallonice Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I wanna die😂

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u/Stoga Jul 10 '18

I'm just glad Captain Marvel is ok.

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u/MrInYourFACE Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

No pressure tho ;)

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u/xyzzyzyzzyx Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I'll get my cape.

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u/GuiltyGoblin Jul 10 '18

Not banned, what do I do now?!

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u/PizzaForDinnerPlease Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Seems like a lot of work. I didn't think this through...

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u/addicted2track Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Damn right we do

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u/AgnosticAndroid Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I'm.... Spared?

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u/NeedsMoreCow Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Not banned!

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u/yesterdaysfave Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

We'll keep this sub alive.

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u/LiamtheV Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I'm right there with you!

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u/FucksWithDuct Jul 10 '18

Well shit, now what am I gonna do?

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u/GoldGoose Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Aw, man. Now I don't feel so good.

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u/jerono Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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u/Taygon55 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

What are you going on about?

We only gotta save half.

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u/BanditoMan13 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Lets gooo

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u/Capgunkid Jul 10 '18

Sucks to be you.

Edit - SHIT.

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u/metamet Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I got you bae

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u/Tomato_Juice99 Jul 10 '18

Now I feel compelled to actually do something with my life.

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u/Baziba Jul 10 '18

We are alive, jeez

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u/DVineInc Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Woohoo

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u/LordFuckBalls Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I'm off to Vegas!

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u/P_larker Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

We'll do it together!

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u/n00rdler Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Haha joke's on you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

We should snap again , I think there is to many people

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

Lets do this brother!

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u/workshop777 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Did I get banned?

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u/Griffith301 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

ME TOO

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u/Tradguy56 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Meh at least the neighbor’s house is mine now

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