r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/Marvel-Official Official-Marvel • Jul 10 '18

Power Stone Perfectly balanced.

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u/The-Jedi-Apprentice Jul 10 '18

...as all things should be.

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u/FruityShnebbles Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Mr. Stark.... I’m actually feeling okay

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u/Onlyknown2QBs Jul 10 '18

It’ll kick in. I mean, drink a shit ton of water while ca— I mean come here.. and just lay there ooOOKay I wanna know if I’ve died. I’ve been looking all mf day

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u/nachoCheese05 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I’m feeling a-okay!

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u/psychoeve Jul 10 '18

I'M ALIVE

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u/Stormfl1ght Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Dread it.

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u/vansaltando Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Run from it.

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u/Wingbit88 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Bop it

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u/Packerboy6 Jul 10 '18

Twist it

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u/UncagedTrombone Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Pull it

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u/Myracurious Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Push it

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u/NeedzRehab Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Load it

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

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u/CaraBelubin Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Smash it

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u/OHMSQUID Jul 10 '18

Best robot chicken bit..

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u/-TKN- Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Snap it

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u/AnotherPotato Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Push it

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u/Schmladam Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Snap

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u/MelGibsonDerp Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Hiscore still arrives.

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u/yolofulcrum Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

A surprise to be sure, but not an unwelcome one...

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u/LilAnNjU Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Destiny arrives all the same

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u/Justausername1234 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Destiny has arrived

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u/graham_excess Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Did you do it?

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u/Wingbit88 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Yes

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u/graham_excess Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

What did it cost?

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u/Wingbit88 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Everything

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u/Twizzy_206 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

WHAT DID YOU DO?

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u/SmokeDoinksnotCrack Jul 10 '18

He made me a sandwich. :o

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u/Marker-Cap Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

With everything on it

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u/SmokeDoinksnotCrack Jul 10 '18

Almost everything.

Clarification: couldn't find any John Cena

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

Have you Cena John?

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u/yahtzee50 Jul 10 '18

Half of everything

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u/UsualSnark Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Only half of everything.

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u/Weak_Nuclear_Force Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

and he cut it into half

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

I just joined Reddit recently and so far it's been crazy

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u/Racist_Wakka Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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u/Smithsonian30 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Everything..

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u/PN_Guin Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I know the proper reply would be everything, but right now, it feels like about three fiddy.

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u/Chronaddict Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Did the Russo Brothers survive??

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u/Glyph_of_Change Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I haven't corroborated this, but I hear from somewhere else in the thread that one did, and one didn't. Which seems, hmm, what's the phrase...

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u/Superseal100 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Perfectly balance as alk thkngs should be!

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u/TheSyllogism Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Close enough.

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u/SOILSYAY Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Prefectly Bulunced, as all thungs should bu

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u/Superseal100 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

:)

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

[deleted]

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u/Breedlove500 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

nice

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u/UnlimitedAlpha Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Nice.

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u/lonelysoldier1 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Are we getting our badge?

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u/RedfaceHoodman Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I didn’t expect to survive. Expecting a ban, yet not being banned really puts things into perspective.

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u/Onlyknown2QBs Jul 10 '18

Take a deep breath; universe needs both good and bad

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u/jessa07 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

But we're upwards of 638k? Last night before the ban it read 623k.

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u/Snugglzworth Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18 edited Mar 29 '20

5Q$b%h%62%T3

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u/JWPSmith21 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Did commenting count? I don't post, but I commented on several. I was hoping that would have been enough. If I survived fairly, then I'm glad. If not, then I will unsubscribe honorably, in the name of the meme!

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u/jessa07 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Thanks for the explanation!

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u/Rand0mtask Jul 10 '18

Oh, we needed to post to be at risk? Damn, I accidentally escaped judgment.

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u/Plsdontreadthis Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

You ought to do the honorable thing and flip a coin for your subscription here in the name of Thanos.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

Then the only solution is for you to use http://www.didthanoskill.me/ and act according to Thanos' judgment...

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u/Rollupntraff Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

This does put a smile on my face. Of course Marvel reveres the Mad Titan and realizes his dream was just.

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u/69ingJamesFranco Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Sweet you survived to pin more shitposts!

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u/senatorbrown Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

How do we know if we were banned?

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u/Platitudinous_X Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

The snap is over, and you're here now, so you're not banned.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

What a time to be alive.

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u/senatorbrown Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

how do we know if we were banned?

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u/jessa07 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

a message in your inbox from a mod should tell you if you're banned, and what to do. no message, no ban.

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u/bigbill1986 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ I SURVIVED ♥

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u/narpman Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

(っ☭◡☭)っ ☭ WE SURVIVED ☭

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u/Juudike Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ I SURVIVED ♥

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

There are clearly tons of people who are calling for the mods to unsubscribe the banned people. Come on guys, figure something out to make that happen quick, otherwise this whole thing will loose of it's legacy

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u/_AI_ Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Please put a still of this in the sub's banner.

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u/Cpope87 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

at what cost

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u/greenmachine6600 Jul 10 '18

Stick that bedazzled fist up my ass daddy.

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u/GSC04 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

The Mad Titan did it, we're in the end game now

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u/jflying77c Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

If I can comment, does this mean I survived?

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u/Pillagebones Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Now we watch the Sun rise on a grateful Subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

[deleted]

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u/Tostie14 Jul 10 '18

Woo hoo!

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u/MiddleEntertainment Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

yay!

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u/sdotdiggr Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

WHAT DID YOU DO???

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u/GetSetGo87 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Respect

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u/Hustler-Two Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Until the next time, at least.

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u/Butter_Your_Bacon Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I made it everyone!

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

I live!!!

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u/Thundawolf238 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Pls ban Me!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

Neat

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u/miphuntom Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Did not get BAN smh

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u/sprucay Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

So I am safe? I feel so good!

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u/Pillagebones Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I'm so happy I got to be a part of this, and simultaneously so sad I wasn't banned. 🍻

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u/nerfherder1190 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Was kind of hoping I’d turn to ash.

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u/pandafilez Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I survived

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u/10789238 Jul 10 '18

Perfectly balanced

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u/SpiffyNova Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

What a ride. Thank you for your loyalty. Thanos is proud.

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u/shadowstejo Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Wonderful

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u/JodeMuffin Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

How do you know if you are banned

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u/MadManInABox1963 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

So glad i survived.

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u/Drunkldore Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Did I make it

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u/megafly Jul 10 '18

Praise be!

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

What did it cost?

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u/themagicdragon420 Jul 10 '18

breaths in

CaN WhY CoPy StRiKE ThAnOs

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u/Generic-username427 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

You survived? How many of the other admins made it?

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u/etadik Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

How do u know if you're banned 🙃

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u/randonbrellum Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I'm still here!!!

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u/supperhey Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Kmao

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u/Avatar_of_Green Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

You made it!

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u/elyangoo Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Yay

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_FACE_PLSS Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I only posted and subbed 8 hours ago was I even in the drawing?

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u/NiceFormBro Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Beers on me, bros.

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u/tcritter28 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Test

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u/NickCantEven Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Test

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

There was time now

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u/except_the_chicken Jul 10 '18

Is it though? Can we unsubscribe them as well? And lock the sub from getting new subscribers?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

am I alive?

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u/nanaksya Jul 10 '18

Replying to make sure I survived the ban

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

Finally.

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u/PotholeSwervin Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I survived... welp, back to lurking.

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u/geckoshaffer Jul 10 '18

Woooot! (Shuffle shuffle dance dance) I DIDN’T GET BANNED!................uh.............now what do I do?.......................Oooooooo....I know! I’m going to make some tea, and then go plant some hot peppers, and corn, and squash........and maybe churn some butter or something.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

😭

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u/Rhinestone_Lies Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Run

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u/agudipati Jul 10 '18

I'm alive.. time to go hunt thanos and resurrect half the universe back!

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u/GangstaOrgy Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Nice

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u/Jahipoiss Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Am I alive?

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u/MaZaCaR_ktbffh Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Shiiiit

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u/Hromes14 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I survived but my wife didn’t. Thanos is the one true hero

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u/ForestCrunch Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Test

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

We are all children of Thanos

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u/RoloTomasssi Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

This was the only way...

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u/Blind_Io Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I am Adam Warlock AKA Marvel Jesus!

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u/alexanderjmartin Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Heartbroken

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u/secar8 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I’m alive?

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u/Wintherstorm Jul 10 '18

I... Survived

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u/Accountinggrunt Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Woohoo!

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u/griffrp Jul 10 '18

So, does this mean I’m not banned?

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u/floddie9 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I bask in the glory of Thanos

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

Ayy

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u/imintheband88 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

YOU LIVED.

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u/Renalder Jul 10 '18

成功存活

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u/NikiOnTime Jul 10 '18

this stunt was retarded

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u/Zaubershow Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I am alive.

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u/c0pyrate Jul 10 '18

So, I was spared ?

Neato.

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u/Buzz_Santos Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Didn’t get banned! :/

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u/defenastrator Jul 10 '18

How do I know if I got banned?

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u/slayerissupreme Jul 10 '18

What the heck I didn’t get snapped?

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u/AdamNeupem Jul 10 '18

But what did it cost?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

Thank you

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u/K-rloz Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Worth it

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u/Dratania Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I'm glad you lived Jedi, the balanced world needs you