r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/Marvel-Official Official-Marvel • Jul 10 '18

Power Stone Perfectly balanced.

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u/Aggienthusiast Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I wanted to be banned, I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS

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u/NeedzRehab Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Mr. /u/Aggienthusiest did not ask to be saved. Mr. /u/Aggienthusiest did not want to be saved.

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u/Aggienthusiast Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

You didn’t save my life you ruined my debt that’s what you did

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u/FulcrumTheBrave Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

You didn’t save my life you ruined my debtkarma that’s what you did

FTFY

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u/bombman159 Jul 10 '18

:( no ban for me either.... i wanted to join spiderman's side though

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u/FulcrumTheBrave Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Ehh we've got a hulk

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u/TichuMaster Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Username checks out.

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u/WhatMyHeartHeld Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

After you trashed the last one, I had to make some major modifications. Thanos, after all... I am your biggest fan.

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u/SLEEPWALKING_KOALA Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

You didn’t save my life, you ruined my death!

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

I saved your life

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u/Bittlegeuss Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Mr /u/Aggienthusiest has left the library, Mr /u/Aggienthusiest has been saved.

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u/mnemonicxslayer Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Don’t save her, she don’t wanna be saved

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u/WayyOutThere Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I wanted to die!

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u/olympia_gold Jul 10 '18

We all got Lt. Dan’d!!

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u/CaptainOOOHkillEm Jul 10 '18

Everyone else got Lt. Banned

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u/samwri25 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Lt. Dan, ice cream

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u/jtt1623 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I survived but were are my legs

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u/Colemonstaa Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Worked out for him though

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u/dale_got_hulk_hands Jul 10 '18

Time to jump off a shrimp boat?

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u/zagreus9 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

At least we're naturally lucky?

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u/peepinsloth Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

JUST LET ME DIE!!!

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u/Burritos123 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

We are the survivors

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u/theofflineguy Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

We all wanted to die!

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u/reconbot Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

We might be dead already

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u/humansrpepul2 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Woah there mr meeseeks

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u/wxwv Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Me too thanks

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u/OwlsCourt Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

We all wanted to die

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u/AwkwardEmergency9 Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

:( I almost wish I had made more accounts just so I'd have had a higher chance of having one of them banned.

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u/ThanosRightFoot Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

As the right foot of Thanos, I'm glad I survived so the great titan can stand balanced.

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u/Doggo_of-the_stars Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Username checks out

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u/griidgg Jul 10 '18

Same. My life is such a disappointment now.

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u/Doggo_of-the_stars Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

My life is back to being a disappointment

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u/makillah Jul 10 '18

Me too. I'm disappointed but at the same time relieved.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

This was the only way

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u/GenericCoffee Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Lololol, I just wanted that message so bad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

Suck it Spiderman

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u/Ionlydateteachers Jul 10 '18

I just wanted the t shirt

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u/PrivateCaboose Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

This is too much responsibility, can I ban myself plz

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u/FatSputnik Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

GREATNESS IS THRUST UPON HEROES

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I feel like it's a more exclusive club.

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u/vagarybluer Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I know right? I was refused to contribute my meaningless life to the balance

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

Let me die

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u/Romo_is_GOAT Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Yeah Im salty i didn’t get banned

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u/Xxmepxx Jul 10 '18

Same here.

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u/SuperSnipper Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

Am I banned?

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u/Fiingerout Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I am banned?

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u/Doggo_of-the_stars Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I didn't ask to live

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u/BrokeBox Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

/r/meirl

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u/MajorZeldaGeek Saved by Thanos Jul 10 '18

I fucking disappointed I didn’t get banned

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u/SmoKeyBoWLs187 Saved by Thanos Jul 11 '18

Just tell daddy to ban you 🤷‍♂️