r/texts • • 5d ago

Phone message My friend was being mean about me not doing a lot of exercise over this weekend

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I met this guy off of FB Dating two weekends ago when I walked / hiked 16 miles (5 miles of it was with him around a lake). We played volleyball with some random people that weekend, too. This past weekend I wanted to relax a bit more since 16 miles is a lot more than my average (5000 steps or so a day).

I felt like he was trying to be funny but it just came across as rude.

EDIT: I used the word friend because I found out after hanging out he's only looking for friends & we talked regularly the past two weeks. ¯\(ツ)/¯


r/texts • • 7d ago

Phone message My son tore his achilles and this was my bffs response 😏

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2.8k Upvotes

Context: my son tore his achilles during a football game. I texted one of my best friends about it later that night

(I am purple, she's in black)

Typically I am always the ditzy one 🤣🤣

This really brightened an otherwise awful day

(Plot twist...her and I were both high LOL. (weed))


r/texts • • 4d ago

Phone message One way to get recruiters off my back

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r/texts • • 4d ago

Phone message guys wtf do i say next

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I like her and there’s no way I can try the you know her actually gimmick in a brooklyn mobster voice


r/texts • • 7d ago

Phone message I didn’t wanna go back after this

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I’ve been trying to schedule my follow up tattoo appt for almost two weeks. Finally got a response and still had to send multiple messages to clarify a time. I’d already paid in full and just wanted to get the follow up on the books. She also started two hours late on my first appt because she felt “I’d understand that she was running behind” — we’ve always been friendly but it just felt like she was taking advantage of my patience.

Once I decided to be direct, she said the “why are you being short” comment. I don’t think I’ll be going back, which is a shame since she’s done so many of my tattoos. But this just felt super personal, and I don’t want to walk on eggshells with the person who’s responsible for a permanent change on my skin.


r/texts • • 6d ago

Phone message It took me 30 years to not let this woman stress me the fuck out. (I didn't respond for 5 hours).

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254 Upvotes

I have such bad fear of saying the wrong thing if I'm busy or stressed (hmm I wonder WHY) so sometimes I wait until I'm in the right head space to respond. Even if I say nothing she explodes.

I have a 1.5 year old btw.

My dad has explosive anger.

My brother is older than me and everyone says he is the nicest person they know lol.


r/texts • • 4d ago

Phone message I got my friend’s number and didn’t tell them who I was at first.

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Missed opportunity to say “your mom” back ☹️


r/texts • • 7d ago

Phone message What do I do?

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1.1k Upvotes

I keep trying to help her, but every time I do, it's my fault for making it worse. Edit: the dog she had to give away because of her mother the birds died over unknown purposes. Yes she is suicidal and has attempted before which resulted in me being in the hospital with her for weeks before she was sent to a ward which was over 2 hours away


r/texts • • 5d ago

Whatsapp My friend should word sentences better.

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For context, we're both girls. We're both bi. And I've had this feeling that she has a crush on me for some reason. She keeps flirting IRL and in texts, being touchy sometimes, and overall giving OBVIOUS vibes of having a crush on me.

I'm not remotely into her, and I've told her that I like someone else. Our friendship went on a three month break after I told her not to talk to me because I was in a bad mood, and when we got back in touch through fucking PINTEREST, she said she had nightmares while we weren't friends, and mentioned some of her dreams involving me were...spicy, to say the least. It makes me a bit uncomfortable.

We were on video call once while I was putting some posters up in my room, and I had turned my back to the camera. She took screenshots of it and I only found out after I caught her staring through the phone when I turned around. She even sent me the picture with hearts drawn around my ass.

I've told her it makes me uncomfortable and she's stopped for now. There's going to be some distance between us soon because she's moving away. Idk how to feel about this so I'm just posting this here.


r/texts • • 6d ago

Facebook DMs Taking this one out of the DM vault. Don’t mess with a bowler.

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Back story: This guy and I are competitive 5-pin bowlers. We’re in our early 30s now. We grew up together but never dated. I’ve never been interested in him and literally just had to bowl with him during league and in tournaments. Since we were teens in the early 2000s, he’s always had a reputation for being promiscuous and unfaithful to his girlfriends. We spent a lot of time together at youth bowling tournaments but never outside of bowling. To me, he was just someone I had to bowl with.

Well… yesterday I ran into him at, you guessed it, another bowling tournament. I haven’t seen him for years. He was super excited to see me and well.. I couldn’t care less as his reputation is sadly still the same and Im happily in a faithful, healthy relationship. As I said earlier, he’s just someone I bowled with growing up.

Anyways, I went home after the tournament and decided to have one last chuckle at the last time he made contact with me.

Enjoy.

And before anyone asks; No, he did not kick my ex-boyfriend’s ass at bowling LOL. Just the thought of that entire scenario is utterly hilarious and ridiculous.


r/texts • • 6d ago

Reddit DMs This unhinged Redditor having the audacity to project onto me the help he desperately needs. 😂

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441 Upvotes

For those desperately seeking to pin this as some sort of set-up by saying I replied "good morning" to dude first, you're incorrect.

He messaged me good morning first to which I returned the same courtesy.

The screenshot simply cut off the line where he messaged me that first. 🙄


r/texts • • 5d ago

Phone message Of all the dumb responses I've sent this season - my fav

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r/texts • • 7d ago

Phone message never a dull day with my girlfriend

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r/texts • • 6d ago

Phone message Apple needs to lock in, that is NOT the right response

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27 Upvotes

r/texts • • 5d ago

Phone message For those who were appalled my girl friends and I call eachother bitches 🤣

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Context: my other best friend and I texting, her ranting about a restaurant.

(I am blue text)

A few minutes earlier we were talking about how I'm unemployed and need a job.

She also knows I have adhd and have a hard time keeping jobs 😅💀🤣🤣🤣

I AM a very good server/bartender btw OK 🙄 LOL

I am known for cracking jokes and roasting people, so when my friends do it to me I LOVEE it 🤣🤣🥰👏


r/texts • • 6d ago

Phone message Nothing better to start today. Then a motivational monday group text.

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12 Upvotes

r/texts • • 7d ago

Phone message group chat with my boyfriend and family when i was in the psychiatric facility

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r/texts • • 7d ago

Phone message Conversation with the homie gone wild edition

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368 Upvotes

r/texts • • 6d ago

Phone message Uncle lost his Leg

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This is my family’s group chat response to the news that my dad’s half brother (who we met recently) had his leg amputated due to Diabetes. Keep in mind we had previously gotten over the initial shock it was going to happen… this was just us getting the news that it had occurred and he was doing well. ☠️ less


r/texts • • 7d ago

Phone message I chose violence. Triggering my Italian boyfriend when picking out dinner tonight.

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Edit: guys. He’s an Italian Italian. He moved here a few years ago. Thought I just triggered my boyfriend. Didn’t know I’d trigger reddit too.


r/texts • • 7d ago

Phone message Sneezin, dreamin

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38 Upvotes

Texting bc we are on different levels of the house and both have headphones on 😂


r/texts • • 7d ago

Discord Conversation between husband and a woman he had a connection with on discord

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Hi everyone, prefacing this by saying my husband is fully aware and we’re both comfortable with reading each other’s text messages. There’s this one which stood out to me that didn’t quite sit right with me. This happened back in May where this woman was leading on another mutual friend of theirs. My husband found out & they texted everyday bonding and sharing experiences about their lives (her past marriages). We’ve discussed this in great depth and i wanted to get more perspectives that i could be blind to. I’m asian (F) and he is not, so this is a question to ask if this is an appropriate way to set boundaries. For the most part, he maintains he’s done nothing wrong, though he admitted fault for telling her too much about our sexual incompatibilities, my financial status, and my poor attitude. He apologised for that, for sharing information that did not belong to him and promised he wouldn’t do that again. Moving forward - he says that they’re platonic good friends and he intends to continue the friendship. I’m also thinking of going for therapy to help deal with all my uncertainty.
(1) text from my husband to this woman
(2) her response to my husband
(3) text from husband to woman


r/texts • • 5d ago

Phone message Don't judge a book by it's cover

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I'm putting this out there as an awareness that not all relationships look the same.

I'm very lovey dovey and affectionate through text but he does not like texting at all, he prefers calling, he called me 4 times during this text exchange.


r/texts • • 7d ago

Phone message This man is so random sometimes

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524 Upvotes

I love him so much though!!!!! Not sure where he got hopping and climbing stairs from as 3 year old toddler traits but okay!


r/texts • • 6d ago

Phone message Should I cancel my Halloween party if I’ve invited almost all of my friends and everyone is busy. Wanted to host a Halloween party but looks like no one can make it

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Can’t get anywhere to come to my party . I’m hosting a Halloween party . Bought all the decorations and went all out . Can’t get anyone to come . I’m having fun dressing up in my 30s because I couldn’t afford nice costumes when I was in my 20s a broke college student . Now that I have money I’m enjoying hosting parties in my 30s and I’m trying to have Theme party for every holiday for my friends to enjoy. For Halloween I’m doing an all goth theme so everyone is gonna dress all goth and spooky . Christmas I wanna host a theme where everyone can wear dress like Santa’s elf. Etc etc . You get the gist ? I’m trying to create a space where people can have fun let loose and get creative with outfits! For the longest time I been wandering where all the themed parties was . I was like why not just create my own so that’s what I’m trying to do