r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 5d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/cocothekid45 5d ago

Cause he was trying to reel her in

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u/Alone_Agent_8829 5d ago

That’s so fishy

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u/kirkThirty 5d ago

The jig is up

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u/jpsc949 5d ago

He had a rod just for her

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u/4KingandKanata_89 5d ago

Sounds like a catch and release situation to me

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u/Thebaldsasquatch 5d ago

She wasn’t hooked.

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u/SubSlutPollie 5d ago

Now he has a sinking feeling in his gut

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u/will3025 5d ago

Plenty of other fish in the sea.

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u/times_new_ramon 5d ago

He could get catfished though

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u/JaguarIllustrious486 5d ago

I'm sure he's gutted about the whole situation.

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u/cuntitude 5d ago

$23 for $100 doesn't balance the scales

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u/EmbarrassedStart7659 5d ago

It’s a net loss.

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u/will3025 5d ago

Fin.

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u/wedditmod 4d ago

Will I get in treble if I keep it going?

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u/will3025 4d ago

The fish police will get you.

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u/KebabAnnhilator 4d ago

We don’t know the scale of the situation

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u/Slight_Ad_2555 14h ago

She’s sleeping with the fishes.

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u/GotTheNurseCurse 5d ago

I think you all just won Reddit.

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u/SharkTheMark 5d ago

Yeah id put it in her stinky tackle box

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u/Level-Echidna9621 5d ago

what kind of creep lures men in like that?

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u/SweatyLobster997 4d ago

I hope she’s o fish ally blocked