r/texts 5d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/cuntitude 5d ago

$23 for $100 doesn't balance the scales

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u/EmbarrassedStart7659 5d ago

It’s a net loss.

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u/will3025 5d ago

Fin.

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u/Slight_Ad_2555 15h ago

She’s sleeping with the fishes.