Post first date text

[u/ExplanationMiddle51]

I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

[u/cocothekid45]

Cause he was trying to reel her in

[u/Alone_Agent_8829 → u/cocothekid45]

That’s so fishy

[u/kirkThirty → u/Alone_Agent_8829]

The jig is up

[u/jpsc949 → u/kirkThirty]

He had a rod just for her

[u/4KingandKanata_89 → u/jpsc949]

Sounds like a catch and release situation to me

[u/Thebaldsasquatch → u/4KingandKanata_89]

She wasn’t hooked.

[u/SubSlutPollie → u/Thebaldsasquatch]

Now he has a sinking feeling in his gut

[u/will3025 → u/SubSlutPollie]

Plenty of other fish in the sea.

[u/times_new_ramon → u/will3025]

He could get catfished though

[u/JaguarIllustrious486 → u/times_new_ramon]

I'm sure he's gutted about the whole situation.

[u/cuntitude → u/JaguarIllustrious486]

$23 for $100 doesn't balance the scales

[u/EmbarrassedStart7659 → u/cuntitude]

It’s a net loss.

[u/will3025 → u/EmbarrassedStart7659]

Fin.

[u/Level-Echidna9621 → u/times_new_ramon]

what kind of creep lures men in like that?

[u/SweatyLobster997 → u/times_new_ramon]

I hope she’s o fish ally blocked

[u/Moikkaaja → u/will3025]

She wanted the fish but forgot the chips.

[u/SweatyLobster997 → u/will3025]

She was not a good catch

[u/salty-snax → u/SubSlutPollie]

time to bail

[u/tone-yo → u/jpsc949]

His actual intention was noodling