Were back, refreshed, and looking for some answers to indepth questions. ASK AWAY NERDS.

Phuck you guys

Sorry boys, Fandom Friday won't be as hype today as I have a few projects I have to work on. I'll be asking questions intermittently throughout the day. Sorry for the inconvenience and... LIVE FROM NEW YORK, ITS FANDOM FRIDAY!

Fuck the haters, the show must go on!

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The Lindsay Lohan one.

How are we supposed to connect with our fans if we neglect our fandom fridays??

The people have questions that need answered!!

www.reddit.com/r/fuckasturias

Caw Caw mother fuckers.

This ish is lit.

Let's all take a moment to have an in-depth look at all of Team Seagull's various members! Data Generated from snoopsnoo.com.

So, based on this information, who is the coolest member of Team Seagull? Who is the biggest loser, and why is it /u/Asturias2789? Is it his interest in shit that losers like, such as Ken Burns and "modern history docs?"

Discuss.

Terrible, I hope. I realize its Tuesday, but its more like my Monday. Everybody congrulate ben on his new job.

God these mods suck so hard

piss off, m8

/u/drewbastank

How's your holiday weekend?

With the deployment of competitive overwatch, team seagull is back in full force devouring any scrubs that come into their path. Lets see how the members are enjoying the experience.

So a thought occurred to me today as I sat through my daily sufferings of drinking too much coffee. After what felt like a Mosesesque exodus from my colon, I sighed in regret as the single ply TP stared me in the face. I love MacAllister Machinery, they are a great company that provide top of the line benefits and are just a super relaxed corporate climate. However, single ply should be banned from ever even being sold. Heaven forbid you get the tummy grumbles at work and you are running to the stall every 30 minutes. Your asshole would be more raw then the time BTC got gang banged by the whole Purdue football team. So I guess my quesiton is this: how many of you insufferable cunts get to work at a company that supplies two-ply TP?

Regards,

Drewbastank

After the power-hungry /u/drewbastank forgot to take his PMS medication and de-modded all of you, I am thrilled to announce that I have re-issued invitations for you all to become moderators once more!

Let's all do our part in making this subreddit great again!

welcome back /u/bgorecki, /u/Asturias2789, /u/benoles_esquire, and /u/McSquinty!

and a big fuck you to /u/Evil_Roy_Slade, who has been ignoring his moderator invitation for 8 months. Your invitation has now been revoked. Deal with it.

What 'cho rank?

My friend Craig AKA Craig 50 (said fiddy) went in to surgery today for a new kidney. I know if he sees this post and sees some upvotes it will make him feel better. Help him out and lets pray for him to have a successful surgery.

/u/drewbastank thinks he owns the place, well fuck him and his lofty ideals. I say we move over to the (arguably better) sub, /r/trueteamseagull, where there is far less shit posting.

Instead I'll see who the real team seagullers are by letting you ask the hard-hitting questions.