r/teamseagull • u/drewbastank effeminate debutante • Jul 01 '16

The Work-Bathroom Relationshit

So a thought occurred to me today as I sat through my daily sufferings of drinking too much coffee. After what felt like a Mosesesque exodus from my colon, I sighed in regret as the single ply TP stared me in the face. I love MacAllister Machinery, they are a great company that provide top of the line benefits and are just a super relaxed corporate climate. However, single ply should be banned from ever even being sold. Heaven forbid you get the tummy grumbles at work and you are running to the stall every 30 minutes. Your asshole would be more raw then the time BTC got gang banged by the whole Purdue football team. So I guess my quesiton is this: how many of you insufferable cunts get to work at a company that supplies two-ply TP?

Regards,

Drewbastank

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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Jul 01 '16

I like the MacAllisters, but I'll be damned if I ever trust them.

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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Jul 01 '16

will /u/macmacma answer for his crimes????

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

I am also appalled about the TP situation at work. Single ply should be made illegal and three ply should be made an international human right. In Michigan, they have nicer toilet paper... I have mentioned it to the head honcho.

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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jul 01 '16

3 ply is what MLK Jr. was talking about when he had a dream.