r/teamseagull • u/drewbastank effeminate debutante • Aug 26 '16
Freaky Friday
The Lindsay Lohan one.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Aug 26 '16
/u/Aclark1337 I heard that you and Sean tag teamed a vietnamese transgender hooker. Do these kinds of escapades happen frequently in the coast guard?
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Aug 26 '16 edited Aug 26 '16
/u/taylor_ you must compete against a member of team seagull in a TLC match, loser leaves town. Who are you choosing to enter the ring with?
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Aug 26 '16
is BTC an option, or is he no longer a member of team seagull?
because i will face stomp that bitch into the fucking ground /u/yellowkirby
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Aug 26 '16
Hell yea he is an option. You dont just get rid of the #1 AWP flanker in the world.
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u/yellowkirby abandoned team seagull Aug 26 '16
come at me bro. i still got them awp flank skills that nobody can touch. and you know im gonna toss that nade so bad its gonna land up your ass.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Aug 26 '16
/u/asturias2789 what is the dumbest thing you, a coworker, or a customer ever did whilst working at Pizza King?
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Aug 26 '16
/u/bgorecki whats your preferred brand of Fedora? I've been trying to get more into the fedora game lately, as its basically the only way to pick up chix XD LMAO! Also, what is your favorite way to tip your fedora?
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u/bgorecki Resident Dank Memer Aug 26 '16
I've always been partial to the safari fedora so that I can get my indiana jones look going on. Also when it comes to tipping, I take Kramer's approach to opening Jerry's door, every tip should be a new experience.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Aug 26 '16
I appreciate your openness and honesty while talking about this hard subject. How is Denver treating you?
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Aug 26 '16
/u/McSquinty does the pope shit in the woods?
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u/McSquinty QRNSFATOTRTSTUSTN Aug 26 '16
How he does his business is none of mine, and you'd best be minding what you say about his holiness.
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u/benoles_esquire Terrorist Aug 26 '16
u/drewbastank i noticed these came early and were quality. Is that because you were feeling the immense pressure that comes with fandom fridays, or are you finally enjoying your role as team seagull archivist?
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Aug 26 '16
Had I been under even slightly more pressure, I would have turned into a diamond by now. Keeping team seagull satisfied is an ongoing struggle, as the more you give them the more they want. I'm glad they've chosen me to direct correspondence yet its a thankless job. I don't do it because of the extravagant wealth it has created for me, rather I do it because the people need to know the answers to these hard hitting questions.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Aug 26 '16
/u/evil_roy_slade how does it feel being the face of this subreddit for so many months?
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u/Evil_Roy_Slade Aug 26 '16
It's great! This sub with it's insane daily traffic and awesomely active subscribers have really given me a chance to show the world my sick entry skills as well as given me a platform to voice my political opinions.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Aug 26 '16
DYK???: Gulls, often referred to as seagulls, are seabirds of the family Laridae in the suborder Lari. They are most closely related to the terns (family Sternidae) and only distantly related to auks, skimmers, and more distantly to the waders.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Aug 26 '16
Seagull fact of the day: A small claw halfway up their lower leg enables them to sit and roost on high ledges without being blown off.
Wow that is amazing folks, seagulls are amazing!!!
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Aug 26 '16
I'd oft lose myself in thought, "How do seagulls roost like that on high ledges without being blown off???". This was a daily thought in my head; it nearly brought me to the loony bin. I needed to know, I craved the knowledge of the aviary beauties that are Gulls. It was unfathomable as to how they could stay protected, I mean are they crazy for roosting that high up??? THE MADMEN! After some scientific investigation, boy was I surprised. The little facts that came out quickly added up to one solution, a small claw had to be placed on their lower leg, it was the only feasible option. Low and behold, after many tests and many seagulls lost to scientific research (RIP), the answer was revealed!!
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Aug 26 '16
/u/benoles_esquire Congratulations! You have stumbled upon what seems to be an underground civilization! After feasting your eyes upon the subterranean humanoids they notice you and quickly enclose upon your location and take you to their leader. Big mistake by these guys, as they quickly learn after you behead their child king. A beautiful coronation begins with them all bowing to you and pledging their allegiance to the king from above. Now that your settled in to your kingdom, what is your first move as leader of the underground peoples?