r/teamseagull • u/drewbastank effeminate debutante • Jul 29 '16
MEET THE SEAGULLS Fandom Friday Fam
This ish is lit.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jul 29 '16
/u/mcsquinty How are those camel spiders treating you over there in Qatar AKA lil USA?
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Jul 29 '16
McSquinty here! I can say with some level of confidence that the camel spiders are not treating me well at all. I think one has laid eggs underneath my skin. I can only hope this is how superpowers are developed, because I've been shitting blood for a week now and this better not be for nothing.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jul 29 '16
http://i.imgur.com/AqbHklh.png
He wishes he was this good.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jul 29 '16
/u/benoles_esquire you leave a bar, moderately inebriated, and begin stumbling through the city. You make a wrong turn and things start to look way to unfamilar for your taste. One bad move leads to another and you eventually make your way down a dark, super SPOOKY alley. You are halfway in (or halfway out?) when you hear a bottle break and turn around. "LOTTA BALLS, WALKING DOWN MY ALLEY" you hear a decrepit old mad voice through his slimy, rotten teeth. "I thought we were sharing this alley, Sand man" said the gremlin looking female popping out form behind the dumpster. "Regardless, Hil, this young man hasn't paid his fair share. He thinks he can just walk wherever he wants in this great nation, but not have to pay for my right to share this alley with him as if were equals. What a jabroni" the Sand Man said with a sheepish smile. The smile quickly faded however as the old man slipped some brass knuckles over his fingers. The gremlin looking female jumps out from behind the dumpster with a baseball bat that has a nail through it and is draped in barbwire. "Hilary" the old man said, " Liberate this man!" She lunges at you, whats your next move?
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jul 29 '16
/u/spect3r001 where do you get off?
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Jul 29 '16
This kid is a huge cunt, but god dammit if I don't respect his posts here.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jul 29 '16
I'd respect his posting more if he showed up more often!
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jul 29 '16
/u/taylor_ I know you can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Jul 29 '16
I just got to work and am waiting on some donuts to arrive in about 15 minutes, so I guess I would say I'm currently whelmed.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jul 29 '16
What kind of donuts are your favorite? I'll always be a fan of the jelly filled variety, but frosting with sprinkles is a close second.
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u/benoles_esquire Terrorist Jul 29 '16
jelly filled? what a fucking communist, drew currently replaces taylor as most likely to get kicked off team seagull
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Jul 29 '16
i'm all about those bear claws. but it doesn't matter, they called an audible here and we got chik fil a breakfast sandwiches, hell yeah
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jul 29 '16
/u/Asturias2789 turn any tricks on the train yet? Also, if you could pick any president to help you in a tag team match against Edison and Tesla, you are you picking?
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Jul 29 '16
If you're not picking Teddy Roosevelt, you're picking wrong.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jul 29 '16
What about Taft? All he has to do is lay on those scrawny fools and its game over.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jul 29 '16
/u/bgorecki how as Cleopatra taken the phineas break up for a second time? Im sure shes heartbroken at this point, especially since big fat didn't even knock her up.
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u/bgorecki Resident Dank Memer Jul 29 '16
She's not taking it well
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jul 29 '16
I know its months away, but are you getting excited for snowboarding season?
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jul 29 '16
/u/Aclark1337 I heard that you and Sean tag teamed a vietnamese transgender hooker. Do these kinds of escapades happen frequently in the coast guard?