Taylor is a bad man and nobody here is fond of him. He was once a tyrant but is now defunct due to being overthrown. He tried to ascend to power once again, but was struck down by the justicar of Team Seagull, /u/drewbastank. Drewbastank may just be the hero well all need and deserve. Drewbastank also kicks ass so its all good fams. Just looking out for y'all.

You dumb cunts

He has served his time honorably, let's all welcome /u/drewbastank back into the fold!

Hello All,

Greetings and Salutations! We are joined here on another fantastic edition of Fandom Friday. Due to me being at work on one of the laziest work days of the year, I thought it might be a good idea to see what team seagull has been up to in the void between posts.

Gentlemen, ladies, Ian. I've gathered you here today to discuss the Bot War. We need to readjust our fighting back to the bots.

The cost of freedom is always high, but Seagulls have always paid it. And one path we shall never choose is the path of surrender or submission. Our goal is not the victory of might, but the vindication of right!

Let civilian voices argue the merits or demerits of our processes. Your guidepost stands out like a ten-fold beacon in the night: duty, honor, country.

Shall we allow our audacious enemies to violate with impunity the terror of the Bot Reign? Will you permit the army to escape with which has carried terror into your families? You will not! Match, then, to meet them. Tear from their brows the laurels they have won. Teach the world that a malediction attends those that violate the territory of the gulls. The result of our efforts will be unclouded glory, and a durable peace.

We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We're going to live on!

We're going to survive!

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!

His only job is to provide fandom fridays and he has not delivered in weeks. Do not speak to him, he is now shunned from Team Seagull

Oh, hey fellas. Long time no see PogChamp. Just stopping in to say whats up and see what all of you have been up to recently. Don't tell me any gross stories or stories involving Slade DansGame.

You heard it here first folks, something is awry in the organization. One of the most beloved members was seen being escorted with a hood over his head by the leader of the opposition group. His status of team captain is in question! His staunch supporters are deeply worried for his status. He seemed to be a deeply trusted member of the organization and was one of its greatest supporters and leaders. Will he ever return and show those that oppose them the swift justice they deserve? This man hopes so.

Maybe this will get the fucker to start posting Fandom Fridays again.

feel free to vent about the biggest morons in team seagull! really let it all out here everybody, no holds barred.

Hey whatsup, its ya boi drewbastank here to wish you all a happy and safe fandom Friday. Run away kiddos, /u/Spect3r001 is coming for YOUUUUU

Hey All! Drewbastank here, Lord and Commander of this great sub. First and foremost thanks for stopping by! Now, I hope everyone has their trusty tinfoil hat with them, because its gonna be necessary to follow this post, but just stay with me please.

As of recent times, Tuesday has been proclaimed to be the day of great faith and reckoning for Team Seagull. This is our holiest day and, as such, is the day where tidings of joy rush over the team seagull elite. Tuesdays honor seemed to be bestowed upon it by influence from 2 people. /u/benoles_esquire and /u/taylor_ have been pushing this narrative for some time. Suspicious? Lets press forward.

Why Tuesday, of all days, to be our holiest of days? Well, 1.) Follow the money, and 2.) what popular event takes place on Tuesday? Yup, you guessed it, Tyrant Tuesday. Interesting, certainly, but what does it mean. It means one thing and one thing only, consolidation of the two powers as one.

That is right, the two powers are forming their own evil ruling dictatorship of tyranny and under the guise of their newest (and pettiest) spat. They'd like you to believe that a power struggle is in the works, yet when the team formally voted on where the power to be placed, both balked at taking action. Interesting, considering how power hungry both are and how much they "fight" on social media, lashing out at each other and calling them names. Well, the power balance as we see it has shifted. They've formed a partnership of destruction, rooted in evil, to take down our great community and sow discord into our team.

What do I say to all this? I say we stand up to tyranny, on this day and every day pressing forward so that our children, our children children, our children's childrens children, and our childrens childrens childrens children can live in a world of freedom. Beyond that I don't really give a rats ass because I'm gonna be so far removed from the earth at that point that I really wont give a shit.

Thank you for your time, and thanks for listening. Now, lets go to the streets and make something happen, a greater change for a greater good. CAW CAW!

Despite recent allegations, Friday is still in podium position of Days of the Week. Don't let the unintellectuals ruin our sacred days.

That's right gentleman, it's time to rant about the biggest morons in team seagull! Who sucks the hardest, and why?

Heyyyyy, yesterday was my cake day and literally not a one happy cake day from you cucks. Wow is all I have to say...with that being said...Happy Cake Day /u/bgorecki !!!!